Moon Moon Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 It annoys me when their relation ship status changes 5. Times a week and on every one people hurdling around them asking 20 questions just attention seeking when they always change it . Even more when they change it at married to someone who's just a mate as they think they are funny buggers, cringe worthy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 Write a fucking facebook status about it. I recently felt obliged to connect with a bunch of otherwise very pleasant folk from a rig I worked on for a year and a half and now my facebook feed regularly pops with up bouts of xenophobic Broken-Britain pish from people who make boatloads of $$$. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 eg. As I understand it, Romanians are pretty much Skynet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 Write a fucking facebook status about it. I recently felt obliged to connect with a bunch of otherwise very pleasant folk from a rig I worked on for a year and a half and now my facebook feed regularly pops with up bouts of xenophobic Broken-Britain pish from people who make boatloads of $$$. Same here - some rare fucking wankers online. It's amazing how much cretins seem to think their opinion is worth. I'm always tempted to start sharing some Westboro Baptist shite - "THANK GOD FOR DEAD SOLDIERS" etc, just to piss them off. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 People probably stick with the default 'single' status on facebook because actually going out of your way to tell the internet you're 'in a relationship' is really fucking - if you'll permit me to use the more modern definition - gay. Or, alternatively, cunty.Next you'll be telling me it's "cunty" to wear a wedding ring. The nerve of some folk, advertising their relationship status to the whole offline world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 I prefer it when people upload videos of them actually fucking. Makes the situation a whole lot clearer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 People probably stick with the default 'single' status on facebook because actually going out of your way to tell the internet you're 'in a relationship' is really fucking - if you'll permit me to use the more modern definition - gay. Or, alternatively, cunty. Why is there anything wrong with that? Are you not allowed to tell anyone your in a relationship just incase you upset the single people? I guess weddings come under the same bracket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 If I see one more status this week telling people to "batten down the hatches" I'm going to tut loudly and keep scrolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 Why is there anything wrong with that? Are you not allowed to tell anyone your in a relationship just incase you upset the single people? I guess weddings come under the same bracket? Outrage! They'll be banning nativity plays in schools next. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 Outrage! They'll be banning nativity plays in schools next. I blame Thatcher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 I've got no problem with telling people if you're in a relationship or not. I just think the official unveiling of a relationship on Facebook is fucking naff. OMG CONGRATZ YOU TICKED A BOX ON THE INTERNET!!!! MUST BE LOVE. Cunty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 Why are people using Facebook for things other than posting pictures/videos of cats anyway? I'm not even all that fond of cats, but all I want to see in my feed is videos of cats attacking toddlers. Not interested in your feelings and junk. That's what Livejournal was for. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Green Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 I've got no problem with telling people if you're in a relationship or not. I just think the official unveiling of a relationship on Facebook is fucking naff. OMG CONGRATZ YOU TICKED A BOX ON THE INTERNET!!!! MUST BE LOVE. Cunty.your missing my point.im not saying they should declare it on fb. what i'm saying is remove it completely. your not single hence its stupid to have it saying you are single since thats a blatant fucking lie. if you remove it from your profile no one gets notified it doesnt appear on your newsfeed so its not looking for attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 Yeah, sorry, that wasn't a reply to you. Also,previous education and employment can fuck right off. Who really gives a fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 your missing my point.im not saying they should declare it on fb. what i'm saying is remove it completely. your not single hence its stupid to have it saying you are single since thats a blatant fucking lie. if you remove it from your profile no one gets notified it doesnt appear on your newsfeed so its not looking for attention.If that essay showed up on my Facebook wall, I'd post it in this thread. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Works at: Full Time Mummy Studied at: The School of Hard Knocks / University of Life (interchangeable) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Green Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Lmao that full time mummy thing does my nut in its so stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 The full time mummy thing doesn't bug me. As long as their posts aren't always "kids at my mums time to get wasted!" every other night. School of hard knocks is a cuntish thing though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkDrummer Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 "I was up at 6am this morning, fed my kids, cleaned the house, bathed them at night and put them to bed" Fantastic. You look after your kids. Chocolate star on the way. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Jesus wept... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Vlado Chokoev should have been like "fuck you, whore". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Jesus wept... Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 "I was up at 6am this morning, fed my kids, cleaned the house, bathed them at night and put them to bed" Fantastic. You look after your kids. Chocolate star on the way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0B_ekSrsEk Although he was talking about, er, a particular ethnic group. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Facebook insists on showing me pictures and videos that my friends liked or commented on, my newsfeed is becoming about 50% "funny" pictures. Instead of reading my friends updates it's becoming more like browsing 9gag. It's really spoiling Facebook IMO. That and inspirational quotes. So many quotes. "In your life, you will find one person who loves you more than any other. Someone who will love you with every part of their energy and soul. Someone who will sacrifice everything for you. Some day you will know who that is. Sometimes, people realize who it was". What? That means nothing. Eat my ass. One of my friends is living out her break up on Facebook. Every day she posts these pictures with text on them like "loving the wrong person doesn't mean you were stupid. It was stupid of that person not to appreciate your love" and "you didn't love her. You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe she was just good for your ego. Maybe she made you feel better about your life. But you didn't love her. BECAUSE YOU DONT DESTROY SOMETHING YOU LOVE". And "Now we're back to how we began. Strangers." And "without you every day is a rainy day. I miss you". Every day she posts this crap. And this is a 34 year old woman, not some lovesick teenager, and they were only dating for like 6 months tops. Meanwhile her ex boyfriend posts his usual stuff and gives not one fuck. It's quite amusing. I put her on my ignore list eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 This could either be in this thread, or the ace-ic thread. Got a lovely message this morning from my girl friends ex, warning me that unless i removed the pictures of his dogs from my facebook page i would be having a hospital visit soon. Turns out he didnt find it amusing when i replied with "i dont have pictures of your mum on my page" Apparently he knows where my flat is and knows where i walk my dog so i should be watching my back when im outside. I love people like that, i have no idea why you would be so stupid as to threaten someone over something like FB. Anyway, Izzy pup would ruin the cunt if he came near me, you dont mess with a 3.5kg Chihuahua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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