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  1. Who would you cite as your favourite ever band from right here in The Granite City? There's been some beauties over the years. Psycho-A-Go-Go, My Decaying Leg, Edgar Prais, Black Atom, Gloria Flaw, Stacatto Set, The Rocketeers, Karloff, Hot Mangu, 7 Stone Under, Deadloss Muthafucking Superstar..... But who's your favourite?
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    Favourite Ever Aberdeen band.

    Which part of it is bizarre?
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    Favourite Ever Aberdeen band.

    Escape To Victory as well, fuck they were excellent.
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    Favourite Ever Aberdeen band.

    Point of Origin, I wasn't keen on them when they were skate punk but once they found their niche they were absolutely excellent. Really catchy songs, gorgeous harmonies, smart lyrics. Bob Knight is a bit of a Marmite character but there aren't many better songwriters in Aberdeen. Radio Song is still an absolute beaut.
  5. YouTube - Pork and Beans I wasn't sure about the new tune to begin with but it's starting to really grow on me. I'm stupidly, giddily excited about the Red Album. Criminally underrated band Weezer, I absolutely fucking love them. I absolutely have to go and see them if they hit British shores this summer.
  6. I have a pair of camo shorts which I love and I've never been in a metal band. Camo shorts are for everybody man.
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    Ridiculous News

    Gardai rush to scene after suspicious 'ball bearing device' found on Luas tracks - turns out it was a sex toy "When the device was examined under torch light it was determined that it was in fact a Rampant Rabbit dildo."
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    Aberdeen-Music stalking.

    A combination of mob mentality and online anonymity, plus the fact that most Rangers fans are pricks to begin with. It's mental how much they just close ranks whenever anyone dares call out their fans on their shitty behaviour. Hiding behind nonsense like this "Anti Rangers agenda" that everyone who blames them for anything immediately gets accused of having (including Dave). It doesn't even occur to them that's its possible that one small group of their fans might just have been acting like drunk dickheads that one day. Just "nope, didn't happen". They really are the worst fans in existence.
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    Aberdeen-Music stalking.

    Spotted - Chris Officer going into the Co-op on Holburn Street at about 9.45 this morning.
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    Breaking Bad final episodes (contains spoilers)

    I couldn't get in to Better Call Saul at all. I got about halfway through series 2 and lost patience waiting for something to happen. It was very slow I thought.
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    Aberdeen-Music stalking.

    The abuse poor Dave is getting on his twitter over it is pretty disgusting tbh.
  12. The OP really lit the fuse then just fucking vanished into thin air didn't he/she.
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    Ab-mus memories

    Glad to hear you're doing well
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    Celebrity Dead Pool 2018

    2010 - TigerfromMars 2011 - jf9tp2wd40 2012 - Scorge 2013 - Bigsby 2014 - Delboy1969 2015 - Bigsby 2016 - Scottyboy 2017 - Scottyboy 2018 - ???? Year 9 of the Aberdeen Music Celebrity Dead Pool is now open for entries! THE RULES: Pick 20 different celebrities who are alive, but who, in your opinion, will no longer be with us by 31st December 2018. Nominate one of them as your "joker". For each celeb demise that you guess correctly, you'll score points, and if your joker sadly passes away, your grief will be alleviated by the fact that you'll score double points. The team with the most points at the end of the year will be deemed the winner. In the event of a dead heat on points, the winner will be selected according to the following criteria, applied in this order: -The most picks -The youngest average age of picks. OTHER RULES: All of your chosen celebs must be: -Human. -At least 18 years old at time of selection. -Not on any form of "Death Row" or scheduled for execution. -Actual real-life people, not characters out of soap operas and the like. -Notable enough to have their own Wikipedia page (if they were part of a band, mentioned on the band's Wikipedia page). It's your responsibility to check this. I'm not looking up 300 people on Wikipedia. -Date of birth and date of death must be verifiable. -Named individuals, not just "Pope Wotsisface" or "the oldest person in the world". All times and dates will relate to local time at place of death Teams to be submitted to me via PM on here, or you can email or Facebook message me if you so desire. CLOSING DATE - JANUARY 21ST. Any teams submitted after the closing date may be considered but may be subject to a penalty. You will start earning points from the day your team is submitted, so best be quick. SCORING: The value of the basic death depends on the person's age: 18-29 years: 12 points 30-49 years: 10 points 50-59 years: 9 points 60-69 years: 8 points 70-79 years: 7 points 80-89 years: 6 points 90-99 years: 5 points 100-109 years: 4 points 110+ years: 3 points On top of this, bonus points are awarded as follows: Unique pick: +3 if you were the only competitor to pick that person. Unlucky 13: +2 for a celeb who dies on the 13th of any month. Unnatural causes: +3 for murder, suicide or accident (but not State executions). Party pooper: +5 for a celeb who dies on their birthday or Xmas Day. Joker: Take the total of all the above and double it. LAST YEAR'S POINTS SCORERS: NAME AGE UNIQUE UNLUCKY 13 UNNAT PARTY Jimmy Snuka 73 Y n n n John Hurt 77 N n n n Joost Van Der Westhuizen 45 Y n n n Chuck Berry 90 N n n n Emma Morano 117 Y n n n Ian Brady 79 N n n n Roger Moore 89 Y n n n Peter Sallis 96 N n n n Adam West 88 N n n n Smith Hart 68 Y n n n Dina Merrill 93 Y n n n Keith Farnham 69 Y n n n Mao Kobayashi 34 Y n n n Glen Campbell 81 N n n n Bruce Forsyth 89 N n n n Jerry Lewis 91 N n n n Bobby "The Brain" Heenan 72 Y n n n Hugh Hefner 91 N n n n Gord Downie 53 N n n n Tony Booth 85 Y n n n Charles Manson 83 N n n n King Michael of Romania 96 N n n n Gulmurod Khalimov 45 Y n y n Abu Muhammad al-Shimali 37 Y n y n AND FINALLY This year's competition will be run concurrently on this forum and in the newly-formed Facebook group. The Facebook group is hidden so no-one is able to see any thing unless they're in the group. You'll have to request to join it. Please feel free to invite anyone else who might want to play (but no knobs).
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    Celebrity Dead Pool 2018

    Ha ha 70s sitcom actor Peter Blake died last month. I'm presuming that's not who you meant?
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    Celebrity Dead Pool 2018

    Wrestlers and Barry Chuckle. This has not been a classic Deadpool year. But we go on, and we have a new leader! ----- LEON "VADER" WHITE HAS DIED. Age 63 - 8 points With a Unique pick, plus Joker Bonus for Flights, that's 22 points! ----- MATT CAPOTELLI HAS DIED. Age 38 - 10 points With a Unique pick for Bigsby that's 13 points. ----- JOE JACKSON HAS DIED. Age 89 - 6 points With a Unique pick for Flights that's 9 points. ----- PETER BLAKE HAS DIED. Age 69 - 8 points With a Unique Pick bonus for @James Broonbreed that's 11 points. (I can't find a cause of death for this guy, if it turns out to be Unnatural Bonuses I'll go back and amend points). ----- New Leaderboard
  17. This reminds me, I also had questions. Why did you have to get a circumcision at 11? Why did you "have" to have a wank?
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    2018/2019 Football Season Thread

    Joe Lewis. England's Number 1. It was a very even match I thought. We couldn't really break through but we had plenty chances and had them on the back foot a few times. If Shinnie's long ranger had gone in to make it 2-1 I don't think they would have got back into it.
  19. Just when I thought nobody could top "Ruptured urethra" along came this.
  20. Worst I've ever done was catch it in my zip. That was bad enough. Jimmy Lucifer famously ruptured a testicle while on stage with Deadloss Superstar, and I believe the band Bloodnut took their name from his injury.
  21. "Ruptured Urethra" is going to haunt me.
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    I'm nae allowed to take photos in my office and I could get fired for it but here's one of my last job in Aberdeen from 7 years ago.
  23. I'd like a Facebook-esque laugh face reaction for this. Seriously though that sounds truly terrible. All these stories are putting mine to shame. Shut up hamstring massage is painful alright?
  24. That sounds fucking awful.