Lemonade

Supporters
  • Content count

    18981
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    146

Lemonade last won the day on April 19

Lemonade had the most liked content!

Community Reputation

1715 Trusted

About Lemonade

  • Rank
    Legend

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male

Recent Profile Visitors

57244 profile views
  1. I still have this laptop. She has 2 kids now too. https://t.co/Wer1IP0pjA

  2. It's hard to play Forza Horizon for 3 hours then get in your real car and not drive like an absolute roaster.

  3. Recent reads : We Need To Talk About Kevin - Lionel Shriver. 5/5 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Suzanne Collins. 4/5 Jerry Lee Lewis: Lost & Found - Joe Bonomo. 2/5 The Pearly Prince Of St Pancras - Alf Doyle. 3/5 Pet Sematary - Stephen King. 5/5 The Old Man & The Sea - Ernest Hemingway. 5/5 The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Suzanne Collins. 3/5
  4. http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/teenage-boy-in-bicycle-theft-gang-bundled-into-van-and-has-leg-broken-by-vigilantes-35352371.html I don't know how to feel about this. Deserves punishment but damn!
  5. Seems to be an epidemic of bicycle theft at the moment. Dunno if it's just with the popularity in cycling recently people are buying more expensive bikes and therefore attracting thieves. It's a massive issue in Poland. You re taking a risk locking your bike up anywhere. I saw a guy steal one one day, he spotted the bike, pulled a massive bolt cutters out of his bag, was through the lock and cycling off in ten seconds. That was on a main road in broad daylight. It's so easy for them.
  6. Turns out I do have a Leo Vegas account. I have no idea when or why I signed up to this. I don't play online casinos, ever.

  7. I *think* you can only get them at Central Station, but you can get a train from the airport straight into Central Station and then you're right in the city centre as well. They're cheap too, I think we only paid about 14 euro for the 3 days unlimited travel. Get to know the trams because Amsterdam is the most confusing place to walk around. Nothing is in straight lines and all the streets look the same. Seriously BTW I can't stress how much you need to prebook. I went to the Van Gogh museum at 10am on a Sunday (with a roaster of a hangover) and there was about 200 people queuing outside. Everything is so so busy. Check Paradiso for gig listings too. They always seem to have something cool on. When I was there they had the Julie Ruin in one room and Frightened Rabbit in the other.
  8. If he gets a really slim one it might fit up his cock.
  9. Smart move picking her. Well done. Low scorer but a unique pick. I was just reading about her a couple of weeks ago actually. @scottyboy, I've had a quick Google and I can't find even an approximate age for your Daesh guy. I don't think we can go on "well he looks about 30", I'm going to have to see something with at least a rough approximation of his age before I can award points.
  10. Former WWE wrestler Rosey. Like every Samoan wrestler, member of the Anoa'I family along with The Rock, Umaga, The Wild Samoans, The Usos, Roman Reigns and Rikishi.
  11. I've since heard this. And yeah that's pretty much exactly what happened. I was chilling watching Sister Act 2, nibbling on brownies, they weren't doing anything, "must be shite" I thought, and ate more. Then it all hit me at once and I got ultra mega paranoid, kind of hallucinatey. It was shite. Tbh the reason I stopped in the first place was because it was having this effect on me, getting super crazy paranoidz, disappear into myself, no fun at all. Then there's the fact that I hadn't touched it in 10 years so my tolerance was 0 and I went straight to Amsterdam level weed. Bad move.
  12. You'll easy fit a ecigarette, charger and some juice up your arse.
  13. Am I too late to answer the Amsterdam question? I was there a few months ago. Get a three day travel pass in central station. Covers trams and buses and the trams are awesome. Go to Anne Frank's house and the Van Gogh museum. Prebook tickets online and pay the extra euro for queue jump tickets. Turn up to anything on the day and you'll queue hours to get in. Have breakfast in the concert hall on Museumplein. Lovely breakfast in a really fancy cafe with piano concertos in the background. Watch out for bikes. Madam Tussauds is quite shit but Ripleys Believe It Or Not is good. I haven't touched a joint in over 10 years, ate some brownies one night before bed and then freaked out and had a horrible time. Don't do that.
  14. My last job had a rule that you weren't allowed to discuss work or the company on social media, or bizarrely in public in case you were bad mouthing it on a bus and someone heard. I absolutely hated the place and openly and frequently taunted it on Facebook knowing that my managers would see it because I don't let THE MAN tell me what to do. Dis me. As things turned out, I got indoctrinated, got promoted a couple of times, became the thing I hated, stayed for two years and cried the day I left, but still, dis me.
  15. I'm allowed to talk about my job but I don't because most people would find it intensely boring. Chat about being a Reconciliations Analyst for a large and not very well liked corporation tends not to get blood flowing to the penis / vagina.