Lemonade

Gardai rush to scene after suspicious 'ball bearing device' found on Luas tracks - turns out it was a sex toy "When the device was examined under torch light it was determined that it was in fact a Rampant Rabbit dildo."

A combination of mob mentality and online anonymity, plus the fact that most Rangers fans are pricks to begin with. It's mental how much they just close ranks whenever anyone dares call out their fans on their shitty behaviour. Hiding behind nonsense like this "Anti Rangers agenda" that everyone who blames them for anything immediately gets accused of having (including Dave). It doesn't even occur to them that's its possible that one small group of their fans might just have been acting like drunk dickheads that one day. Just "nope, didn't happen". They really are the worst fans in existence.

I couldn't get in to Better Call Saul at all. I got about halfway through series 2 and lost patience waiting for something to happen. It was very slow I thought.

The abuse poor Dave is getting on his twitter over it is pretty disgusting tbh.

The OP really lit the fuse then just fucking vanished into thin air didn't he/she.

Glad to hear you're doing well

Ha ha 70s sitcom actor Peter Blake died last month. I'm presuming that's not who you meant?

Wrestlers and Barry Chuckle. This has not been a classic Deadpool year. But we go on, and we have a new leader! ----- LEON "VADER" WHITE HAS DIED. Age 63 - 8 points With a Unique pick, plus Joker Bonus for Flights, that's 22 points! ----- MATT CAPOTELLI HAS DIED. Age 38 - 10 points With a Unique pick for Bigsby that's 13 points. ----- JOE JACKSON HAS DIED. Age 89 - 6 points With a Unique pick for Flights that's 9 points. ----- PETER BLAKE HAS DIED. Age 69 - 8 points With a Unique Pick bonus for @James Broonbreed that's 11 points. (I can't find a cause of death for this guy, if it turns out to be Unnatural Bonuses I'll go back and amend points). ----- New Leaderboard

This reminds me, I also had questions. Why did you have to get a circumcision at 11? Why did you "have" to have a wank?

Joe Lewis. England's Number 1. It was a very even match I thought. We couldn't really break through but we had plenty chances and had them on the back foot a few times. If Shinnie's long ranger had gone in to make it 2-1 I don't think they would have got back into it.

Just when I thought nobody could top "Ruptured urethra" along came this.

Worst I've ever done was catch it in my zip. That was bad enough. Jimmy Lucifer famously ruptured a testicle while on stage with Deadloss Superstar, and I believe the band Bloodnut took their name from his injury.

"Ruptured Urethra" is going to haunt me.

I'm nae allowed to take photos in my office and I could get fired for it but here's one of my last job in Aberdeen from 7 years ago.

That sounds fucking awful.

It's Only Us from Fifa 2000.

I thought the Dons gave a very good account of themselves last night. Showed no fear, got forward well, got stuck in, strong at the back. Good result though I thought we were going to be able to hold on for the win. That big lump Sam Vokes changed the game when he came on, they looked a lot more dangerous when he started getting the headers in. Dom Ball was excellent, GMS, McGinn, Cosgrove, Logan.

There's a bum note on one of my solos on the Cobra Kai album. It annoys me every time I hear it. Thankfully we only sold like 40 albums so I think I got away with it.

Aberdeen Music trope bingo

Can't wait for Dave's hot take on the latest shitshow.

£1.99 in the Kindle Store at the moment. A journalist follows Luton Town around for a season in their first year back in League Two, finding out about life at the arse end of English football. A quick fun read.

Ha ha, you got me there.. For some reason I thought that one was on Permission To Land but now I think about it it was the lead single from their next album wasn't it. It was all over Radio 1.

Watching the England games on Irish telly is fun. The Irish pundits seem to openly resent England. I need to try and find this clip that was on before the Columbia game.

I have a certain fondness for the Darkness. I mean I never listened to anything post Permission To Land but I did quite enjoy them. "I want a one-way ticket to Hell and back, A one-way ticket to Hell and back" I presume that one wasn't supposed to make sense, right?