Skacel Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 El Toro Grande Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 HUGE things, MASSIVE things... could fit an entire Polish family in them...:OJust as well since you've gotta keep Bertha Bucketfanny happy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Just as well since you've gotta keep Bertha Bucketfanny happy...She may kill you for that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 One of my flatmates "friends" leaving a blood-covered cardboard part of her tampon in the bathroom... bawking.Browsing Aberdeen-Music whilst eating my ketchup covered lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 You could use em both to make a tasty black pudding!Lunch abandoned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Being in work when everyone else in the country appears to be off.Though on the plus side there was no queue at Bridge of Dee this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Being in work when everyone else in the country appears to be off.Though on the plus side there was no queue at Bridge of Dee this morning.I don't mind working today, traffic was dead, work is really quiet and now I can use the saved day sometime when I actually want a holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I too am working (as you can tell). These are the days I set aside for getting a heap of stuff out of the way as I'm not being bothered by external nuisances. I often spend much of the day procrastinating/internet browsing but I've done a power of work this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Just as well since you've gotta keep Bertha Bucketfanny happy...Ooooh fuck right off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Another pet hate from the weekend (christ this one is going to sound whiny and middle class) - the international market. The fucked exchange rate has ruined it, now it's just a total rip off rather than a fun way to spend an afternoon stuffing your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Another pet hate from the weekend (christ this one is going to sound whiny and middle class) - the international market. The fucked exchange rate has ruined it, now it's just a total rip off rather than a fun way to spend an afternoon stuffing your face.I think it's great that Aberdeen can attract the vendor of the most expensive olives in the world to our International Market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Wow, I'm glad I didn't bother with the Market when I was in town on Saturday now. Was the Dutch cookie man expensive too? I got a whack-load of awesome biscuits there a while ago for some piddling amount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I think it's great that Aberdeen can attract the vendor of the most expensive olives in the world to our International Market.Yes he and the baklava vendor were particularly painful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Yes he and the baklava vendor were particularly painful Planning on holding up a Post Office or summit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Planning on holding up a Post Office or summit?I don't think you'd have much success with some filo pastry and pistachio nuts on your head instead of a wooly hat.I was trying to think of a suitable Alan Cynic type pun to go along with this but the best I could come up with was it'd be more of a sticky bun up than a stick up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I've got a cheese man at the international Market. He hooks me up with a discount every time. Comte all the way! Meeting him in the pub one afternoon was one of the best things that has ever happened to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I was trying to think of a suitable Alan Cynic type pun to go along with this but the best I could come up with was it'd be more of a sticky bun up than a stick up...Ha, I was doing the exact same and can't either. However, I do like your idea of holding up a post office with a baklava and getting them to phyllo up your money bag, I really think you Ottoman...I am genuinely sorry.Have prices really gone up that much? That's a shame. It's been a while since I've been but really used to like the market. The smoked and Mexican chilli cashews were delightful. Used to pick up huge bags of each for around 5.00, which wasn't too bad considering how expensive it is for cashews in the shops. That was a couple of years ago, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Another pet hate from the weekend (christ this one is going to sound whiny and middle class) - the international market. The fucked exchange rate has ruined it, now it's just a total rip off rather than a fun way to spend an afternoon stuffing your face.4 for a small portion of noodles made for a sad lunch break yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Ooooh fuck right offI'm slightly disappointed by that retort. I feel you have better in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I liked it better when this bit of the forum used to be called The Wasteland and it was all frothy stuff like 'what's your top five soups' or 'who would you invite to a dinner party'. Now you pop on here for a wee browse around when you're having a cup of tea and it's all soiled tampons and unplanned pregnancy.You come on for a little bit of light relief and you're left reading about some fucking harrowing nightmare. It's like going to rent Toy Story from Blockbusters and getting in to find they've given you Angela's Ashes by mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I'm slightly disappointed by that retort. I feel you have better in you.Haha I'm not going to start a bitchfest with Jake, cheeky cunt always has a retort, usually including a joke about walking into a door... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I was trying to think of a suitable Alan Cynic type pun to go along with this but the best I could come up with was it'd be more of a sticky bun up than a stick up...You'd be nuts to pass up on the cash(ew) ones.(Or Bunny & Clyde ones!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 The key pad on my phone has stopped working all of a sudden, I leave it a bloody hour and then go to read a text and nothing... So it's off to Sony Ericsson it goes and I'm not sure if it's still covered by the warranty. Bollocks. It's annoying how much I need a phone!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Forgetting about the limits on what liquids you can take on a flight and having to chuck all my bloody spray,toothpaste and shampoo. Then coming back to Scotland and having to get off my procrastinating arse and buy more. I liked it better as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I liked you better as a kid. Far sexier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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