Guest idol_wild Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Phil, seriously mate, you need to find a new job. If your FB updates in the past few weeks are anything to go by you are going to end up going mental.It's only a temporary job.But this woman is actually my line manager and she literally distracts me from work and sort of clamours through to my room to speak to me on a regular basis. She's a lonely spinster and wants to mother me, I think. She's been quite kind to me, though, giving me all the time off I need for musical endeavours and such like. And I appreciate the fact that I have a job for the moment.My bitching and hatred on here is probably largely unjustified. But I'm a bitter man full of sheer hatred and spite, so I can't help it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 But this woman is actually my line manager and she literally distracts me from work and sort of clamours through to my room to speak to me on a regular basis. She's a lonely spinster and wants to mother me, I think. Something fishily Oedipal there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Something fishily Oedipal there! Ewww, a fishy oedipus? Gads min! Phil, I think you should just take her on your desk, relieve that tension and she may stop pestering you. I can tell from your recent posts about jazz mags and the like that you need that release as much as her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig ybgiR Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I really hate when as soon as you answer your phone in a staff room, everybody else in the room seems to get louder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Ewww, a fishy oedipus? Gads min! Phil, I think you should just take her on your desk, relieve that tension and she may stop pestering you. I can tell from your recent posts about jazz mags and the like that you need that release as much as her.I can't see any way how this would be a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I know this one has been mentioned before in this thread, but there is no "G" in "sandwich". FUCK SAKE.Yes.Also "cowculator". Cowculator? Fucking COWCULATOR?! CALculator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Yes.Also "cowculator". Cowculator? Fucking COWCULATOR?! CALculator!Isn't that just the accent, like when Fergie says "Darren Fwetcher" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Isn't that just the accent, like when Fergie says "Darren Fwetcher"I did always suspect, but I don't think so. My friend says it and she's just an idiot-hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Yes.Also "cowculator". Cowculator? Fucking COWCULATOR?! CALculator!Cowculator.Great for counting cows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Liverpool FC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Liverpool FCScratch that for now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I really hate when as soon as you answer your phone in a staff room, everybody else in the room seems to get louder.better than when answering your phone everyone goes silent and listens to your conversations about your sti's and bowel movements...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Scratch that for now!no, don't, i fucking love diego forlan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Exactly. I don't hate Liverpool if they are losing! Bin dippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Janet Street-Porter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Janet Street-PorterI have a sneaking admiration for anyone who manages to be the most irritating person in a room containing Dr Liam Fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig ybgiR Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 better than when answering your phone everyone goes silent and listens to your conversations about your sti's and bowel movements......haha! better to speak about those quietly than have to raise your voice to be heard though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Isn't that just the accent, like when Fergie says "Darren Fwetcher" I think that's more of a speech impediment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Loads of adverts at the cinema before a film starts going on about filming using video cameras etc.Completely pointless. Any film is always filmed in the US and up for download before it's even released here, stop wasting my fucking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I can't see any way how this would be a bad idea.Skinned knees/bum splinters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 That cocksucking fucking Post Office on Crown Street. How in the name of fuck do those clit-hoods make any money when it closes every day from between 10am-3pm, and it's shut on a fucking Saturday? I WANT TO FUCKING POST STUFF DURING THE DAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 The Fishermen of Port Isaac. I assume Cowell is behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 That cocksucking fucking Post Office on Crown Street. How in the name of fuck do those clit-hoods make any money when it closes every day from between 10am-3pm, and it's shut on a fucking Saturday? I WANT TO FUCKING POST STUFF DURING THE DAY.Ummm that isn't an official Post Office, otherwise I'd have been upsetting the customers there by closing it for 90 minutes. It's a Royal Mail service centre but I have no idea what that actually is.Nearest actual Post Office is either Holburn Juction or John Menzies in the St Nicholas centre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Women. I swear to fucking god the situation i'm in right now i could not be any more mature at dealing with it, any more rational or logically thinking about how to resolve it, thinking months ahead if not years to think of the bigger picture and sort things out. Absolute bint of an ex girlfriend can barely think three days in the future to resolve it! Wise the fuck up and get it sorted. I'm sure you can guess what's up.I typed out about 6 dirty lines, and deleted them all. Cos that would maybe be a bit tasteless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Women. I swear to fucking god the situation i'm in right now i could not be any more mature at dealing with it, any more rational or logically thinking about how to resolve it, thinking months ahead if not years to think of the bigger picture and sort things out. Absolute bint of an ex girlfriend can barely think three days in the future to resolve it! Wise the fuck up and get it sorted. I'm sure you can guess what's up.Time of month on your birthday AND Xmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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