RossP Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 my current pet hate is the way Adrian chiles and Christine Bleakley introduce the one show with Chiles saying "I'm Christine Bleakley" and Bleakley saying "and I'm Adrian Chiles"not big, not clever and not funny.They can do no wrong in my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 They can do no wrong in my eyes apart from that i agree!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'm getting sick of hearing about the fucking post code lottery. Shut up Angus Purden and stop sending me letters telling me about it. Had three in the past week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 T-mobile. They phoned me at 11.30am today and I explained I was at work and couldn't speak. So she asks 'when is suitable?' and I say 'after 6.30pm'... When do they phone - 6.15pm when I was still driving. What is so difficult about phoning at the right time?!! They only want to tell me their special offers etc, but there could be something interesting and useful in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Groupie Supreme Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'm getting sick of hearing about the fucking post code lottery. Shut up Angus Purden and stop sending me letters telling me about it. Had three in the past week.YES! Mine hasn't even got the right postcode on it! o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 People stealing my postcode lottery mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 people keep phoning me asking for a Mr Kent, when i explain he used to have this number but doesnt no more they get shitty with me! fucks sake it aint my fault i took on someone else's number! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 My friend won that postcode lottery thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Strong Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Yeah, that's the one. Utterly ridiculous thread. One of the most pretentious groups of people there is. I get annoyed just thinking about it.that thread seems pretty bad - i've not take the time to read most of it though, but i'm sure there's a fair amount of people taking the piss. there are some elitist arseholes as there are everywhere - it's not board specific. decent board with some great people, i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 People who can't clean their bastard dishes properly really makes me want to do a badass roar and smash some fucking skulls. It's not hard; you get a damp sponge and wipe that shit clean, and if there's still dried-up bits of food on it you don't put the motherfucker back in the cupboard! You grab yer cloth again and make that rudeboy sparkle! In fact, I'm gonna cast a spell on the next cockbiscuit that tries this in my flat. Straight turn their legs into cinnamon or some shit.Aye, and pisslobbers than stand far too close when I'm in a queue. If I wanted to get bummed to death by a stranger I'd have gone to a Barrymore pool party, thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Motorcyclists who think they own the road.This morning, I'm happily cruising along in the outside lane of the dual carriageway, overtaking a line of traffic, going let's say faster than the speed limit. Motorcyclist comes right up my ass and flashes his light a couple of times to get me to pull over. There's nowhwere I can go cos there's a queue of traffic on my left, so despite the fact I'm already going faster than the speed limit, I sink the foot so I can get out of his way a bit quicker. He continues to drive dangerously close till I get enough room to pull over.The cheeky cunt then pulls up alongside me and gives me the wanker sign before speeding off into the horizon.Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't drive through the traffic on my left hand side to allow you to continue to drive at 120mph you fucking bell end.Thanks for pissing me off before I even get to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Motorcyclists who think they own the road.This morning, I'm happily cruising along in the outside lane of the dual carriageway, overtaking a line of traffic, going let's say faster than the speed limit. Motorcyclist comes right up my ass and flashes his light a couple of times to get me to pull over. There's nowhwere I can go cos there's a queue of traffic on my left, so despite the fact I'm already going faster than the speed limit, I sink the foot so I can get out of his way a bit quicker. He continues to drive dangerously close till I get enough room to pull over.The cheeky cunt then pulls up alongside me and gives me the wanker sign before speeding off into the horizon.Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't drive through the traffic on my left hand side to allow you to continue to drive at 120mph you fucking bell end.Thanks for pissing me off before I even get to work.If that had been me I would have slowed down and tried to remain level with the inner lane so he had nowhere to go. I tend to do that to anyone who tailgates me. I can live with a wanker sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 If that had been me I would have slowed down and tried to remain level with the inner lane so he had nowhere to go. I tend to do that to anyone who tailgates me. I can live with a wanker sign.That's what I wished I'd done afterwards. It wasn't the wanker sign that really bothered me, just the fact that he thought I merited after doing my utmost to get out of his way. He was definitely the one being a wanker.He almost killed himself about 15 seconds later as he weaved in and out of the traffic once we'd left the dual carriageway. He weaved out in front of a lorry, then back in just in time. What a twat. I hate motorbikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 If that had been me I would have slowed down and tried to remain level with the inner lane so he had nowhere to go. I tend to do that to anyone who tailgates me. I can live with a wanker sign.Yup me too. Do this to van drivers too. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Speaking of Adam and Joe, does anyone know of a site where you can download previous podcasts? I've only got a few of the recent ones and want to nab a few more for flights/bus journeys/whatever. Found a site that hosted edited versions of the radio show but I'd prefer the podcasts.You used to be able to get all the BBC and XFM podcasts at http://www.ultraculture.co.uk/adamandjoe/ however it seems to be offline at the moment.The best I can find at the moment is this:*Speeding On The Needlebliss*It seems to be full shows but with all the music edited out. I can't find just the podcasts. I've got a year's worth on my hard drive though, I could probably burn you a disc.You can get all the XFM ones here - humyo.com - Online File Storage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 You used to be able to get all the BBC and XFM podcasts at http://www.ultraculture.co.uk/adamandjoe/ however it seems to be offline at the moment.The best I can find at the moment is this:*Speeding On The Needlebliss*It seems to be full shows but with all the music edited out. I can't find just the podcasts. I've got a year's worth on my hard drive though, I could probably burn you a disc.You can get all the XFM ones here - humyo.com - Online File StorageI'd also recommend the ricky gervais xfm shows. Can't provide a link because its probably a legal grey area. People seem to have a lot of hate for him and he is an idiot but those early shows are radio gold. Karl Pilkington is an endless source of amusement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 For example I came across a set of women in their late 20s on holiday who claimed to be Brownies, when they were quite clearly Guides.Thats just nae on! Receptionists at Doctors and Dentist...just cause you are busy doesn't mean to say you can speak to people who come in for appointments like piece's of shit..mutherfuckers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Thats just nae on! Receptionists at Doctors and Dentist...just cause you are busy doesn't mean to say you can speak to people who come in for appointments like piece's of shit..mutherfuckers!Tell you what else. All there ever is to read in doctors and dentist waiting rooms is a big pile of OK!, Heat, Good Housekeeping, Look, Grazia, or Hello! Would a Four-Four-Two, a Q or an F1 Racing be too much to ask for from time to time? We're not all bored housewives.Come to think of it... would a copy of Bored Housewives be too much to ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 ha ha I was quite impressed to find a mixmag in my dentist last week! I had read it tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 IE7/IE8/Opera/Firefox/Safari all deciding to line things up completely different form one another despite being the simplest bit of fucking coding ever.Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Tell you what else. All there ever is to read in doctors and dentist waiting rooms is a big pile of OK!, Heat, Good Housekeeping, Look, Grazia, or Hello! Would a Four-Four-Two, a Q or an F1 Racing be too much to ask for from time to time? We're not all bored housewives.Come to think of it... would a copy of Bored Housewives be too much to ask? I usually end up reading classic cars at my dentist, my doctor never has anything decent for males to read. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 go by Firefox, only idiots use IE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 go by Firefox, only idiots use IE Good web design advice there, yeah.IE has a usage share of 66%, so alienating over half of internet users is stupid, even if they are still using the shittest browser.Run along now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 go by Firefox, only idiots use IE Both my bosses use IE, therefore, your argument is invalid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 IE7/IE8/Opera/Firefox/Safari all deciding to line things up completely different form one another despite being the simplest bit of fucking coding ever.Cunts.I have these problems at work too.Shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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