Lemonade Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Well still, hold it at 45 degrees and then the crumbs will go on your lap rather than up your sleeve. If you hold toast from the bottom that's bound to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I have learned. I will try this method for thirty days and if I am not satisfied with the results, I'm cutting off my arms... or claiming a refund of the money I've not paid. Or something witty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'm pretty annoyed that I don't know where colour goes. You see, I drink alot of cordial, and recently it's been Vimto. Now, that stuff is dark purple and almost syrup like. I've caned 3 litres of the stuff already today and it's only just pushing into the PM. I won't lie, I've had to dash to the bog numerous times, but my pee started as a light yellow, but now it's transparent like water. So, where is the purple? I am not very fond of my innards being filled with more and more purple which is being subtracted from the Vimto (which just must be happening. There's no other explantation). So, where does the colour go? If I'm not excreting it, then it must be getting stored somewhere, building up, until my skin begins to change shade, like that kid who drank too much Sunny Delight, but he just looked fake baked. I'm due to look like Barney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 You think too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'm pretty annoyed that I don't know where colour goes. You see, I drink alot of cordial, and recently it's been Vimto. Now, that stuff is dark purple and almost syrup like. I've caned 3 litres of the stuff already today and it's only just pushing into the PM. I won't lie, I've had to dash to the bog numerous times, but my pee started as a light yellow, but now it's transparent like water. So, where is the purple? I am not very fond of my innards being filled with more and more purple which is being subtracted from the Vimto (which just must be happening. There's no other explantation). So, where does the colour go? If I'm not excreting it, then it must be getting stored somewhere, building up, until my skin begins to change shade, like that kid who drank too much Sunny Delight, but he just looked fake baked. I'm due to look like Barney.One day after raiding the cupboard for something to eat I sat down to watch a movie with a jar of beetroot.The next day I thought I was pissing blood but then remembered the beetroot. So thats where the colour from beetroot goes.This doesn't really help you with your Vimto conundrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'm pretty annoyed that I don't know where colour goes. You see, I drink alot of cordial, and recently it's been Vimto. Now, that stuff is dark purple and almost syrup like. I've caned 3 litres of the stuff already today and it's only just pushing into the PM. I won't lie, I've had to dash to the bog numerous times, but my pee started as a light yellow, but now it's transparent like water. So, where is the purple? I am not very fond of my innards being filled with more and more purple which is being subtracted from the Vimto (which just must be happening. There's no other explantation). So, where does the colour go? If I'm not excreting it, then it must be getting stored somewhere, building up, until my skin begins to change shade, like that kid who drank too much Sunny Delight, but he just looked fake baked. I'm due to look like Barney.It is most likely clogging you liver and kidneys as the colour in Vimto will be artificial. Beetroot is a natural colour, so your body won't deem it necessary to filter it our of your piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 The label on Vimto boasts that none of its colours are artificial. Back to the drawing board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Ach well, was worth a shot, although I don't trust them. What in nature is the colour of fucking Vimto? Especially when added to water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Ach well, was worth a shot, although I don't trust them. What in nature is the colour of fucking Vimto? Especially when added to water.Blackberries?EDIT Not the phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 and Blackcurrants. Blueberries aren't too far away either. and Black Grapes. And Beetroot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 The toast conundrum puzzled me as well.unless your sleeves have some sort of wire installed to maintain a flared look, or indeed you are tending to wear a Gandalf-styled wardrobe whilst eating breakfast/lunch/dinner/snacks, I just don't see how your arm can be held at such an angle that toast crumbs drop down your sleeve. You must have arms like one of those toy snakes, you know, the ones that have multiple articulated hinges to make them wave around in a snake like manner.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I hate the misconception that toast is only for breakfast. I right love toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Perhaps the colouring goes out the back door so perhaps less visible than pee? Unless of course you proudly study every cable you lay.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I do like a gander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I have learned. I will try this method for thirty days and if I am not satisfied with the results, I'm cutting off my arms... or claiming a refund of the money I've not paid. Or something witty.Simple....wear a vest!One day after raiding the cupboard for something to eat I sat down to watch a movie with a jar of beetroot.The next day I thought I was pissing blood but then remembered the beetroot. So thats where the colour from beetroot goes.This doesn't really help you with your Vimto conundrum.I LOVE BEETROOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Perhaps the colouring goes out the back door so perhaps less visible than pee? Unless of course you proudly study every cable you lay....I do actually keep an eye on such things. Its always wise to know what the norm is just incase there are any health changes.Last week I had some licorice and it had a devestating effect on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 A quick glance is all that is necessary, to make sure there's nothing really weird with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I do actually keep an eye on such things. Its always wise to know what the norm is just incase there are any health changes.Last week I had some licorice and it had a devestating effect on me.Do you inspect closely enough to determine if there may be a hint of Vimto colouring in there? Because unless your normal colour is white like those dog turds you don't tend to see these days, i'm not convinced the difference would be that apparent.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Do you inspect closely enough to determine if there may be a hint of Vimto colouring in there? Because unless your normal colour is white like those dog turds you don't tend to see these days, i'm not convinced the difference would be that apparent....I don't drink Vimto.I don't get to close. As Lucky says "a quick glimpse" is often enough. I just know what the norm is for me. I do notice subtle differences on a day to day basis but nothing to worry about.The only reason I notice this kind of thing is that I do have a little bit of stomach trouble that I like to keep an eye on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali1501 Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 asparagus makes your pee smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 regarding the toast thing... I suggest you construct some sort of contraption consisting of a cap with a bit of string dangling down from the peak, to suspend the toast in mid air leaving your hands free from the crumb contamination zone. Afterwards, you may find that crumbs accumulating on the floor becomes a problem. Fret not as a simple chin strap plate-come-bib should solve this. I have yet to patent this fail proof system so for the time being it is free to use and until my crumb-free bread prototype is put into production, it really is the only option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 East toast. Brush off crumbs. Don't be shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 East toast. Brush off crumbs. Don't be shit.East Toast v West Toast rap battle. Sounds good. Def "Jam" should think that up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 That made me giggle probably more than it should have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 East Toast v West Toast rap battle. Sounds good. Def "Jam" should think that up*yellow smiley face emoticon rolling about laughing like a fanny* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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