ca_gere Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 East Toast v West Toast rap battle. Sounds good. Def "Jam" should think that up'you got served... with a nice cup of tea'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 regarding the toast thing... I suggest you construct some sort of contraption consisting of a cap with a bit of string dangling down from the peak, to suspend the toast in mid air leaving your hands free from the crumb contamination zone. Afterwards, you may find that crumbs accumulating on the floor becomes a problem. Fret not as a simple chin strap plate-come-bib should solve this. I have yet to patent this fail proof system so for the time being it is free to use and until my crumb-free bread prototype is put into production, it really is the only option.I think we need handy chin strap illustrations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 How about rolling up yr sleeves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 How about rolling up yr sleeves?But what if it's particularly cold? Sleeves are essential! (Is this toast fiasco being discussed in too much detail? Or not enough? Yeah? Yeah.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 I've often bought minimal veg in a bag at the shops before. Especially carrots, cos I don't have them often. 2 is enough for just me, since the missis doesn't like them. When I buy a full bag of them, they are often left to go mushy in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 This weather. It's wreaking havoc with Sky and my wireless network Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 But what if it's particularly cold? Sleeves are essential! (Is this toast fiasco being discussed in too much detail? Or not enough? Yeah? Yeah.)Put bicycle clips on your sleeves during a toast based feed and your troubles are over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 This weather. It's wreaking havoc with Sky and my wireless network Try cycling home in it, like I did. Fucking grim. It was chaos. It was literally raining sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 But what if it's particularly cold? Sleeves are essential! (Is this toast fiasco being discussed in too much detail? Or not enough? Yeah? Yeah.)Stop eating toast.Win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 mmm toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 I've often bought minimal veg in a bag at the shops before. Especially carrots, cos I don't have them often. 2 is enough for just me, since the missis doesn't like them. When I buy a full bag of them, they are often left to go mushy in the fridge.Don't put them in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 I used to work in markies and I can confirm that the elderly folks you see rambling around have a tendancy to buy those tiny ready meals that cost 2 each. The big ones cost a little more and could last two days *shrugs*A lot of them also buy two individual loose carrots in a plastic bag. The bastards.I do a weekly shop and buy what I need for the week. Most often if I'm buying carrots it's for a stew or soup and I'll only need 2. Why would I buy more? Also, not that I eat many ready meals these days but the thought of heating a ready meal, eating half of it then heating the leftover the next day doesn't sound very appealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 I never touch ready meals these days, even the "Healthy" ones are tasteless and bad for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)The difference in flavour between making your own sauce and sauce from a ready meal or jar is incredible. Everything in the pre-made sauce just tastes like the sauce but if you make your own you can actually taste the individual ingredients. Ready meals = GADS. On another note i'm eating toast right now. In a t-shirt. No sleeve mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Put bicycle clips on your sleeves during a toast based feed and your troubles are over.We have a winner.Stop eating toast.I don't know if I could. It's the simplest genius I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSquared Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Rugby is fun to play if your messing about, but i can't stand the arrogance you get from the stereotypical, popped collared, long waxy messy haired twat with messed up teeth who think they are just the shit. Go enjoy your scrum that little to much and pretend your still straight. Knob.EDIT: I know this doesn't apply to all of them but it does to a hell of a lot of them in my school and can't wait to get my last day tomorrow over with because of them.Hmm, Sure you don't wanna be one of these "long waxy messy haired twat" and thats why your ranting about them? Or maybe its just cause they bully you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSquared Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Pet HatesStanding in dog shit in the street! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Rugby...words fail me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Rugby...words fail me.I enjoy rugby. Think there's just as many twats that play football. Still too many though.(I'm not a twat btw, I'm awesome) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 You're right, there are a great many idiots who play/follow football too. I've just always had something of an unhealthy aversion to rugby, much like slap bass.In a way, I suppose my arch nemesis would be a funk poppin' Gavin Hastings. Pure kryptonite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 You're right, there are a great many idiots who play/follow football too. I've just always had something of an unhealthy aversion to rugby, much like slap bass.In a way, I suppose my arch nemesis would be a funk poppin' Gavin Hastings. Pure kryptonite.Is there any other kind of Gavin Hastings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 I'd need to inspect his thumbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Nina Simone - I Got LifeIn fact, anything to do with muller adverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Nina Simone - I Got LifeIn fact, anything to do with muller adverts.It's actually about the civil rights movement.Not Muller Rice. Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Mullerice > Civil RightsEspecially the apple ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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