aekido Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 movingtidying n cleaning is fucking annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 movingtidying n cleaning is fucking annoyingMinker!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 lol8chars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 This post and your avatar go hand in hand for some reason.More like Brucie Bone-us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Alan Cynic you are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Alan Cynic you are not.I don't think anyone knows this as much as me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 drivers who overtake in dangerous places especially when there are lines on the road specifically expressing you not to overtake!drugged up neds who wolf whistle to get attention outside the block of flats i live in, you ever heard of a fucking doorbell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 BNP European election adverts "British born children of decent immigrants"?!?! Huh??Using a salad dressing that's just a wee bit too sharpand finally... everyone talking about bank holidays when I'm working on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Old people driving at 15mph in town, and 30mph on the main road. Frustrating, and dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 People driving 50 on the main road, then disregarding speed limits in villages by STILL driving 50. Fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 People driving 50 on the main road, then disregarding speed limits in villages by STILL driving 50. Fucks.i had one of those cunts the other week and he was even more annoying because he pulled out in front of me causing me to break sharply and there was nothing behind me, cunt cunt cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Pop Tarts. I ate five for a dare,Worst dare ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Pop TartsI ate five for a dareI could eat 5 for breakfast. You disappoint me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 I disappoint myself, it didn't fill me up at all, it was just really sickly!and yeah it was a shit dare - at work, lunch hour, mate dared me to eat them all, knob. Would have eaten more had i not wanted to be throwing up on little old ladies innocently buying their Saturday shopping.Seeing as your so game for dares, try this one:I dare you to take a long walk of a short pier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Susan Boyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Susan Boyle.Agreed, so completely it would be impossible to express exactly how much I agree with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Chewing gum. Anyone who uses chewing gum. Anyone who has declined a piece of chewing gum from a friend, for being friends with someone who uses chewing gum. The chewing gum factories. The man who invented the chewing gum. Anyone who worked in the Wrigley's call centre, answering customer questions about chewing gum. Chewing gum. Fucking fuck chewing gum. And fuck you, chewing gum users who can't dispose of your fucking chewing gum, you disgusting animals. How the bastard fuck do I keep getting it everywhere? A month or so ago, I got two pieces trodden into a jacket of mine because some arsebatter threw my jacket off a seat I was sat in and onto the floor. Two different, seperate pieces. The same night, some chewing gum got trodden into the strap of my rucksack. Dick off! Today, I found some chewing gum stuck to the side of my shoe. The side? Not the underside! The instep! How does that happen? Put your spitgoo in a fucking bin, or don't chew it unless you're gonna be a responsible adult, you insufferable grotbags. The stuff is a fucking pain to get out, and still leaves behind a saliva soaked, stale mint smelling residue even after the best of scrubs. Fuck chewing gum. Fuck off. Stupid fucking chewing gum. A load of pointless fucking guff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Agreed, so completely it would be impossible to express exactly how much I agree with you.The reason I just put her name is because I'm finding it very difficult to express how much she is doing my head in!!! Something about it is just... so contrived! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Chewing gum. Anyone who uses chewing gum. Anyone who has declined a piece of chewing gum from a friend, for being friends with someone who uses chewing gum. The chewing gum factories. The man who invented the chewing gum. Anyone who worked in the Wrigley's call centre, answering customer questions about chewing gum. Chewing gum. Fucking fuck chewing gum. And fuck you, chewing gum users who can't dispose of your fucking chewing gum, you disgusting animals. How the bastard fuck do I keep getting it everywhere? A month or so ago, I got two pieces trodden into a jacket of mine because some arsebatter threw my jacket off a seat I was sat in and onto the floor. Two different, seperate pieces. The same night, some chewing gum got trodden into the strap of my rucksack. Dick off! Today, I found some chewing gum stuck to the side of my shoe. The side? Not the underside! The instep! How does that happen? Put your spitgoo in a fucking bin, or don't chew it unless you're gonna be a responsible adult, you insufferable grotbags. The stuff is a fucking pain to get out, and still leaves behind a saliva soaked, stale mint smelling residue even after the best of scrubs. Fuck chewing gum. Fuck off. Stupid fucking chewing gum. A load of pointless fucking guff.I go through nearly a whole pack of gum every day and I don't think I've ever just dropped my gum on the ground because of the very reasons you state (plus I'm not a total scumbag). People are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Chewing gum. Anyone who uses chewing gum. Anyone who has declined a piece of chewing gum from a friend, for being friends with someone who uses chewing gum. The chewing gum factories. The man who invented the chewing gum. Anyone who worked in the Wrigley's call centre, answering customer questions about chewing gum. Chewing gum. Fucking fuck chewing gum. And fuck you, chewing gum users who can't dispose of your fucking chewing gum, you disgusting animals. How the bastard fuck do I keep getting it everywhere? A month or so ago, I got two pieces trodden into a jacket of mine because some arsebatter threw my jacket off a seat I was sat in and onto the floor. Two different, seperate pieces. The same night, some chewing gum got trodden into the strap of my rucksack. Dick off! Today, I found some chewing gum stuck to the side of my shoe. The side? Not the underside! The instep! How does that happen? Put your spitgoo in a fucking bin, or don't chew it unless you're gonna be a responsible adult, you insufferable grotbags. The stuff is a fucking pain to get out, and still leaves behind a saliva soaked, stale mint smelling residue even after the best of scrubs. Fuck chewing gum. Fuck off. Stupid fucking chewing gum. A load of pointless fucking guff.Maybe people pelt you with it because you have pedigree chum breath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Pet hate: exams. I'm away to get destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Maybe people pelt you with it because you have pedigree chum breath?My breath is fine. It's just people who are as compassionate as wild animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Chewing gum. Anyone who uses chewing gum. Anyone who has declined a piece of chewing gum from a friend, for being friends with someone who uses chewing gum. The chewing gum factories. The man who invented the chewing gum. Anyone who worked in the Wrigley's call centre, answering customer questions about chewing gum. Chewing gum. Fucking fuck chewing gum. And fuck you, chewing gum users who can't dispose of your fucking chewing gum, you disgusting animals. How the bastard fuck do I keep getting it everywhere? A month or so ago, I got two pieces trodden into a jacket of mine because some arsebatter threw my jacket off a seat I was sat in and onto the floor. Two different, seperate pieces. The same night, some chewing gum got trodden into the strap of my rucksack. Dick off! Today, I found some chewing gum stuck to the side of my shoe. The side? Not the underside! The instep! How does that happen? Put your spitgoo in a fucking bin, or don't chew it unless you're gonna be a responsible adult, you insufferable grotbags. The stuff is a fucking pain to get out, and still leaves behind a saliva soaked, stale mint smelling residue even after the best of scrubs. Fuck chewing gum. Fuck off. Stupid fucking chewing gum. A load of pointless fucking guff.Oh, be quiet. I think we've established you don't really like anything by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Yoghurt. How do i manage to spill it on my tie EVERY day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Yoghurt. How do i manage to spill it on my tie EVERY day?Does it stain?I bet it's really jizz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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