DJ Jo-D Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Oh I know what Alt does. But what the fannybatter is ALT GR??sorry mis-read your postthat is what happens when you press ALT Gr and E. So im guessing its along those lines.ahhhh so it does! Clever Clogs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Oh I know what Alt does. But what the fannybatter is ALT GR??What the clamjuice is fannybatter? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 What the clamjuice is fannybatter?I believe one gets it on ones cock whilst dipping ones wick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 I believe one gets it on ones cock whilst dipping ones wick...Surely that'd also be clamjuice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 EDITGetting a job. Bit tough atm for me personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 EDITGetting a job. Bit tough atm for me personally.Probably because you're ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Probably because you're ginger.Probably 'cos I ran a guy over once for slagging my hair colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Right now... I had the fact that ER ends for ever in 2 hours time.Also, people who turn round to see if there's cars coming when they're driving on the motorway. Why are they not using their mirrors like they're supposed to!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Also, people who turn round to see if there's cars coming when they're driving on the motorway. Why are they not using their mirrors like they're supposed to!!Blind spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Blind spot?I don't mean like that. More when they're changing lanes (I can only see them doing this because I'm driving behind) and there's nothing coming but they still turn round, it's probably more dangerous to do that than to move out! I also don't mean turning their head to the right, but to the left to look right out the back window. It's just dangerous./rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Pirates, whether it's dressing up like one or trying to sound like one.It isn't, never has been and never will be remotely funny or worthy of attention.Take your post-modern irony and fuck the fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Aaaar, well screw ye, m'hearty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 ...Not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Probably 'cos I ran a guy over once for slagging my hair colour.Probably because you're full of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Probably because you're full of shit.Yeah well, maybe YOU are full of mean and hurtful comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I don't mean like that. More when they're changing lanes (I can only see them doing this because I'm driving behind) and there's nothing coming but they still turn round, it's probably more dangerous to do that than to move out! I also don't mean turning their head to the right, but to the left to look right out the back window. It's just dangerous./rantHowever, not quite as dangerous as stupid bints who don't check their blind spots and almost run into cars that were not detectable by their mirrors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Who the fuck ever looks over their left shoulder before overtaking? I don't believe you've ever seen this happen.If I'm overtaking, I look over my right shoulder like I was taught to. Not because I give a shit about anyone else, but because I don't want to crash into the car that may just be overtaking me and may be in my blind spot.Same goes if you're changing lanes on the motorway, and going into the lane in your left hand side. You then look over your left shoulder to check that blind spot.Surely that's just common sense?I have witnessed in the last few months two occasions where people have clearly not checked blind spots. Luckily it was on the dual carriageway, and the cars managed to swerve last minute to avoid each other and there was no accident.Cracker yesterday on the way into work. There was a car driving up the bus lane (before bus lane times) beside the AECC. Another car in the right hand lane. They both decided to go for the middle lane at exactly the same time. They must have both swerved out of the way with only about an inch to spare. It wouldn't have been a bad accident cos they were only going about 30, and would have been a sideways bump. It would have wreaked havoc at rush hour though.My pet hate of the last few weeks has been dickhead drivers. So many folk just don't take care, don't look where they're going, don't indicate, cut you up, etc etc. Assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Oh, and paper cuts.The nippy little bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Paper cuts totally cane. The tiny little cuts just hurt so bad. When I was young and cut my arm up pretty bad on some glass, and I can't remember it even hurting at all, unlike last night when I was cutting some bread and it tugged on the crust, and took tiny slash at my thumb. About 1mm in length and not even deep enough to make it bleed. It's still stinging today. What a bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Paper cuts totally cane. The tiny little cuts just hurt so bad. When I was young and cut my arm up pretty bad on some glass, and I can't remember it even hurting at all, unlike last night when I was cutting some bread and it tugged on the crust, and took tiny slash at my thumb. About 1mm in length and not even deep enough to make it bleed. It's still stinging today. What a bastard.I gave myself a splinter recently.Not when manly cutting up firewood, or building a wooden shed with my bare hands (after pulling the tree down without the help of an axe).No, I was putting on a pair of new boxer shorts.A tiny bit of elastic off the waistband embedded itself into my hand. Sore. As. Fuck.I did "operate" on myself to get the little bastard out though, reinstating how hard as fuck I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I have a tiny graze on my pinkie, from when I was rowing the other night. The oar kept rubbing at the same place and rubbed the top layer of skin off. It's only about half a centimetre across, but it hurts like fucking crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 That's pretty brave. I can't decide whether or not it is even more brave to just leave splinters in the skin, with the risk of it infecting and losing a limb. It's what I tend to do anyway. Nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 does your body not reject them and push them out eventually? splinters that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 does your body not reject them and push them out eventually? splinters that is.I don't think it would push them out, there's more chance of it getting infected or the skin growing over the top of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I don't mean like that. More when they're changing lanes (I can only see them doing this because I'm driving behind) and there's nothing coming but they still turn round, it's probably more dangerous to do that than to move out! I also don't mean turning their head to the right, but to the left to look right out the back window. It's just dangerous./rantMaybe they are used to driving cars without left wing mirrors. 20 years ago it was common for cars to only have a rear view mirror and a driver side wing mirror.I was taught to look over my left shoulder when pulling over to the left. I'd rather people checked than the usual dicks you get cutting you up or nearly side swiping you.Your pet hate is a fail I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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