Lemonade Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Yoghurt. How do i manage to spill it on my tie EVERY day?I love it when you post on this thread from your phone, makes me think something has happened and you immediately wapped out your phone to come on here and tell everyone about it. However i know i'm wrong.It usually just means i'm real fucking bored, and have nothing better to do than browse the forums on my phone. Often i'm taking a shit at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Yoghurt. How do i manage to spill it on my tie EVERY day?Does it stain?I bet it's really jizz...Why would i jizz on my ties?! I mean i like my ties, but not that much. It's not like i open my tie drawer and jizz all over them, like some kind of tangled menswear orgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1) like some kind of tangled menswear orgy.That phrase has put an image in my head of a bunch of 'suits you sir' slaters assistants writhing around in a mess of tape measures, putting shoe horns in places not meant for haberdashery. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Why would i jizz on my ties?! I mean i like my ties, but not that much. It's not like i open my tie drawer and jizz all over them, like some kind of tangled menswear orgy.Well why would you spill yoghurt on your ties? I never suggested it was intentional.Same principle as the yoghurt - misguided trajectory, innit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 While I'm here:Drivers who are too lazy to indicate but then have the fucking temerity to toot their horn and call me all the fucking wankers under the sun, augmented fully by aggressive hand signals, when they have to slow down because I'm crossing the road they're turning in to.ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SLOW DOWN AND INDICATE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING CLOWN SHOES.If I was a driver, I'd suffer from Road Rage. I suffer from Pavement Rage as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Bathroom/Toilet doors that can be unlocked from the outside...Fucking annoying - Especially when you are trying to stick it up a female at a party and her pissed mate opens it from the outside to spoil it.OMG you're such a lothario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Oh, be quiet. I think we've established you don't really like anything by now.Right you are. I have certainly been abusing the Pet Hates thread with my, erm, Pet Hates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali1501 Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 fucking, bollocking, wanky periods!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 wanky periods!!!!!I love those times. Just me, myself and some oil.Relaxing times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 wanky periods!!!!!Sounds messy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 fucking, bollocking, wanky periods!!!!!Swollen with liquidReady to burstA load of my lymphWill quench this dead body's thirstOne month in the gravetwisted and half decayedShe turned a putrid yellowI pissed in her maggot filled assholeFucking the rottingMy semen is bleedingThe smell of decaySeeps from her genital cavityThe smell was unbearableAs I unburied herI cum blood from my erectionI feel it rundown her throat, swallowEyes glassy and vacantbody dug up to play withSkin greasy and nakedtounguing her rotted anusI need a live womanto fill with my fluidA delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and killher body exceptionalshe thought I was normalbut I wanted moreI came blood inside of herchocking on the clotgagging on the snotgushing blood, from her mouthbloody gel leaking outBody buried in a shallow graveUnmarked for none to findThe sickness I have left behindUndetected go my crimesThe greatest thrill of my lifeViolent, climaxSerging serumon my skinBack from the deadI am resurrectedto spew, putrefaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 hmmm pleasant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Radio DJ's who waffle on over the instrumental intros to songs, and stop as the vocals come in, as if the music isn't really important.Missing killer riffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Missing killer riffs.I don't think you can really call the riffs in Lily Allen songs "killer", can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I don't think you can really call the riffs in Lily Allen songs "killer", can you?Well they may entice people to kill themselves, so I'd say yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 We have on some generic rock radio station. Heaps of riffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Radio DJ's who waffle on over the instrumental intros to songs, and stop as the vocals come in, as if the music isn't really important.Missing killer riffs.I thought I told you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Anyones small talk. I hate small talk. I just can't do it. I like silence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Radio DJ's who waffle on over the instrumental intros to songs, and stop as the vocals come in, as if the music isn't really important.Missing killer riffs.Radios that play the same 5 songs all day ditched Radio1 for Absolute again Hairdresser's small talk,Fuck off, you made an absolute rats' afro of my hair last time, CONCENTRATE!ha ha we have a friend who hairdresses and is a non-stop yap....everyone's always slightly concerned for their hairdoo's - specially when getting ti chopped at a friends with wine on the go!! hahaMy biggest month pet hate - 5 Week months Roll on Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Xbox fecking Live not letting me connect.Anyone else had this today or is it just me?EDIT: Actually forget that it just reconnected, Still 30 minutes of online play lost forever...swines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 While I'm here:Drivers who are too lazy to indicate but then have the fucking temerity to toot their horn and call me all the fucking wankers under the sun, augmented fully by aggressive hand signals, when they have to slow down because I'm crossing the road they're turning in to.If you're on the road by the time they turn into it you have right of way, true story. Though I'd like to see someone point that out as the car runs them over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Still 30 minutes of online play lost forever...swines!Thank god it connected so you could salvage the other 23 and a half hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Carlos Puyol. Cheating little dildo muncher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer_eldritch Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Hairdresser's small talk,Fuck off, you made an absolute rats' afro of my hair last time, CONCENTRATE!"Where you going on holiday this year?"Reply: "I'm not going on holiday and before you ask I haven't been on a holiday in five years."one that pissed me off was:"Oh I see your hairline is starting to recede."Reply: "Oh is it really?!" o_OThat's hardly good hairdresser talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Your mom goes to college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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