Skubbs Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 A hoody that's only a month old ripping right down the front as I pulled it on last night it wasn't even frayed or had any indication that it was gonna rip. It looks well emo now, it had a geeky heart on the front and now that heart is broken in two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Getting a new phone that isn't isn't as good the old phone. I hate that.My new Samsung Blackberry copy is nowhere near as good as my broken Nokia Blackberry copy. Piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I have an impeccable body clock and wake up around 6:30am every day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I get by on minimal sleep, as long as it is over 4 hours i'm good to go, . Yes, I am aware that I have just provided Dave with wank fodder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 A hoody that's only a month old ripping right down the front as I pulled it on last night it wasn't even frayed or had any indication that it was gonna rip. It looks well emo now, it had a geeky heart on the front and now that heart is broken in two Yeah, but the fact you have big tits should go on the ace-ic thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I don't get it.Google "thatcher + sleep + need to understand joke" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I don't get it.The only other person who has publicly claimed to only require four hours of sleep per night is the absolute cunt of a sub-human hellewhore-faced bell-end witch in the piccie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I'm slightly less racist than Kramer but good work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Yeah, but the fact you have big tits should go on the ace-ic thread.It wasn't my tits that did it, my hair was up in a bun - I just pulled it over my head and heard a rip took ages trying to take it off without ripping it more.I went into the store today and the manager refused to believe that there was a weakness in the fabric or anything, I "must" have cut it. If I ever gave a customer that kind of attitude at my work, it would result in a final warning straight away. She even grabbed another hoody and tried to pull it apart to prove there was no way it could have ripped on its own, before walking off and saying I'd only get an exchange. Eh, that's all I wanted... Really not fucking happy with how she spoke to me and acted. The sales assistant was a doll, but the manager needs a kick in the fud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Do you have big tits? If you do it should go in the ace-ic thread. Something like...I have big tits. Yas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 A great wee entry on facebook their from an ex-girlfriend. I hate status's like this so much "Hey everyone guess what, i was so off the rails last night! Like... i wasn't just drunk. I was DRUNK! How fucking crazy am i?" Delete friend. Hate those vague attention seeking status' that people post as well. Should really delete my facebook.Did you slip it in her tequila comatosed body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 A great wee entry on facebook their* from an ex-girlfriend. I hate status's** like this so much "Hey everyone guess what, i was so off the rails last night! Like... i wasn't just drunk. I was DRUNK! How fucking crazy am i?" Delete friend. Hate those vague attention seeking status'** that people post as well. Should really delete my facebook.*there**statusesI'm not being funny, but if you would genuinely like a grammar lesson, I'm available to assist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 *there**statuses*** to assist.***statiixx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 ***statiixxIf you're being serious, you're incorrect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 I was genuinely stuck on what word to use for plural status. As for There/their, i slip up loads when not concentrating but i do understand when to use which.As a rule of thumb, never use an apostrophe to pluralise something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 I was genuinely stuck on what word to use for plural status.So you thought "status is" was correct? o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 If you're being serious, you're incorrect. I'm aware it's incorrect, but it's more fun to use.Just like describing a pint that is very full of life as 'lifey' rolls off the tongue.I figure I have a firm enough grasp of the English language to grant myself a little artistic licence here and there.Having said that, people abusing you're/your and their/they're/there are the fucking devil.In fact, what he said.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 I really didn't think anyone would give this much of a shit. I just through it in to get my rant over with. M'kay?Icwtudid.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Spelling-centric 'banter' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Spelling-centric 'banter'Haha, yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Back to Facebook moans. Some girl on my feed posted "Interesting night ahead!", her pal goes "Y? x" and she goes "I'll text you".What is the point of sharing it with everyone then.Go play in fucking traffic, bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Back to Facebook moans. Some girl on my feed posted "Interesting night ahead!", her pal goes "Y? x" and she goes "I'll text you".What is the point of sharing it with everyone then.Go play in fucking traffic, bitch.who? 888888888888888888888888888888 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 The only other person who has publicly claimed to only require four hours of sleep per night is the absolute cunt of a sub-human hellewhore-faced bell-end witch in the piccieMyleene Klass made the same claim, and I'd probably shag her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Not having the cash at hand to buy the wheels, turbo, manifold, fuel system, cams, amps and guitars I am currently lusting after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 When companies get my address wrong or when you enter an address into a postcode checker and aren't offered the correct address and can't change it. Which ties in with my next pet hate -> TV licensing.I've paid for my TV license, but due to the above I was only offered addesses which are not the correct one, so I just took the address of the first letter we got through the door. Now I've had emails threatening court action, for no less than 3 different addresses coming through my letterbox. Get your fucking systems correct! None of the addresses in these flats are A/B/C/D so it just causes ridiculous confusion if they don't put the proper address of the property on mail I'm just going to email them and explain they have every single address here wrong. Should be fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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