Lemonade Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Sky + randomly canceling series links, and it's utter inability to handle programs which are running late. First it cancelled my Monday Night Raw with no rhyme nor reason, and tonights Smackdown was running an hour late cos of the tennis, so it recorded an hour of tennis and the first half of the wrestling then it just stopped. Jabroni. Its a cunt for F1 as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Sky + randomly canceling series links, and it's utter inability to handle programs which are running late. First it cancelled my Monday Night Raw with no rhyme nor reason, and tonights Smackdown was running an hour late cos of the tennis, so it recorded an hour of tennis and the first half of the wrestling then it just stopped. Jabroni. Its a cunt for F1 as well.That's Sky's way of telling you you aretoo fucking old to be watching wrestling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 That's Sky's way of telling you you aretoo fucking old to be watching wrestling...Or that he should really watch more Tennis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Girls who instantly pout when a photo is being taken. 9 times out of 10, they just look like they have a mouthful of lemon sherbets. I deleted a photo I was in because of it. I'm not being photographed with some fucking pouting idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Girls who instantly pout when a photo is being taken. 9 times out of 10, they just look like they have a mouthful of lemon sherbets. I deleted a photo I was in because of it. I'm not being photographed with some fucking pouting idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Girls who instantly pout when a photo is being taken. 9 times out of 10, they just look like they have a mouthful of lemon sherbets. I deleted a photo I was in because of it. I'm not being photographed with some fucking pouting idiot.The hand on hip pose as well. Is there a rulebook girls have for photographs that state the moment you see a camera you have to put your hand on your hip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 And do the peace sign. Always the peace sign. I find it hard to believe they really want peace either, since it's the same girls that are causing petty hormonal drama between each other on Facebook, over boys or not texting back, or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Worst is the girls who put their hands over their face and refuse to get their photo taken. It's only a fucking photo, it's not gonna hurt. "I always look terrible in photos!" Well guess what, that's what you actually look like, fuck-features. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 I hate photos. Fuckin' paparazzi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Bloody hotel guests.It's roasting hot in the hotel I work in tonight and one good guest requested the front door being left open. Good idea. 2 minutes later a guest sitting at the back of the bar (at least 150 metres from the front door) claims he can smell the smoke from the one solitary smoker standing 30 metres from the open front door. I'm a non-smoker and couldn't smell a thing. So now the good guest isn't happy I closed the door and the other guest is sitting there with a smug look on his face. I can't bloody win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 People complaining about the price of things which are clearly good value. I've seen people bitching about the price of spotify. If you use it more than a couple of times a week personally I think it's great value.I never listen to music on my computer anymore so it's no use to me, but 5 for unlimited music when the choice is massive seems like a steal to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Girls who instantly pout when a photo is being taken. 9 times out of 10, they just look like they have a mouthful of lemon sherbets. I deleted a photo I was in because of it. I'm not being photographed with some fucking pouting idiot.AntiDuckface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 This lassie looks like someones shoved the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner up her cunt and is slowly turning her inside out (and also like my ex-gf a bit)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 People complaining about the price of things which are clearly good value. I've seen people bitching about the price of spotify. If you use it more than a couple of times a week personally I think it's great value.I never listen to music on my computer anymore so it's no use to me, but 5 for unlimited music when the choice is massive seems like a steal to me.I ranted about this a few pages back, when Spotify announced it was cutting down the amount of time you get as a free user. 5 quid a month for an evergrowing plethora of music is just a ridiculous. People even have the nerve to moan about the adverts. Pay for it then. It's literally pocket change per month. Spotify is the best thing to ever happen to digital music, and is ludicrously incredible value for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Tight bastards on EBay. Come on now, if I put something up for sale at a Buy It Now price of 3, is it really worth the effort to make me a Best Offer of 2.50? Are we at a car boot sale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Tight bastards on EBay. Come on now, if I put something up for sale at a Buy It Now price of 3, is it really worth the effort to make me a Best Offer of 2.50? Are we at a car boot sale?dont put a best offer on it then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 People who do other stuff whilst watching a film. Texting, messing about with their phone, etc. I'll occasionally look at imdb to satisfy my curiosity so I can't really complain too much. It's more of an annoying modern trait. No attention spans nowadays, yadda yadda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 I know what you mean. I know someone who is watching Die Hard 2 and at the same time is having a stupid football argument and posting about the film on Aberdeen Music.Unbelievable Jeff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Anyone who uses the phrase "That awkward moment when...." and expects anything they say afterwards to be funny.Fucking cunts.I've got a fucking idea for you, how about you develop a sense of comic timing and try to actually construct a fucking joke rather than just taking a quirky idea or observation, sticking "That awkward moment when...." in front of it and naming a fucking facebook group after it.Fucking cunts.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 That awkward moment when you realise that that that awkward moment shtick is getting a bit old hat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 That awkward moment when you realise that that that awkward moment shtick is getting a bit old hat...Kudos for using three successive 'that's in a sentence.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 That awkward moment when you realise you've sent a text about a person to that person.That awkward moment when you call your teacher 'mum'.Two Facebook classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 People who do other stuff whilst watching a film. Texting, messing about with their phone, etc. I'll occasionally look at imdb to satisfy my curiosity so I can't really complain too much. It's more of an annoying modern trait. No attention spans nowadays, yadda yadda.I just load up IMDB before I start watching a film. My flatmates and I enjoy nothing more than a good b-movie featuring Michael Jai White and spotting people from other films. Are skills are extrordinary. I'd imagine that you would hate watching films with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 I haven't noticed any of this crap on Facebook. I've obviously chosen my friends well. Or have no friends. Either way - I'm not seeing it so I'm happy enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Kudos for using three successive 'that's in a sentence.xx5 ands in a row:When writing fish-and-chips, always remember to put hyphens between fish and and and and and fish. You wouldn't actually use hyphens, but the sentence still makes sense. Cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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