Jaaakkkeee Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Random money not being in my bank. I spent money today. Ok. Gym's still to come out. Ok. There's still about a tenner unacounted for.. or is therE? wait.. no. Shit nevermind.Me not being on top of my money. People owing me money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Go ape in financial trouble already. Dum Dum duuuuuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 That's not as exciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Having to deal with the effects of being a bit of am asshole when drunk the day after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 People who use Facebook to moan about being ill, as if it happens to nobody but them. Just read a status saying "...You should all feel happy with your lives that you can walk 10 steps without feeling like you're about to die" after a ramble about having what sounds like a cold. Punchable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 People who use Facebook to moan about being ill, as if it happens to nobody but them. Just read a status saying "...You should all feel happy with your lives that you can walk 10 steps without feeling like you're about to die" after a ramble about having what sounds like a cold. Punchable.YouTube - Wheelchair Blog Scene - Clerks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 People who write "bargain" on their advert on Gumtree. I'll decide if its a fucking bargain, you nonce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 When I go for a piss at work, I tend to use the cubicle (for no other reason than I often need to blow my nose) /coolstorybroWhat I hate is when I hear someone else coming into the toilet (on my floor, there is one urinal, one cubicle and one hand dryer) because I know that one of these things will happen:1. I'll be finished washing my hands before the other guy and he'll be standing waiting for me to dry my hands. I will not fully dry my hands because I feel like a dick taking ages to dry my hands whilst he's patiently waiting. I hate not drying my hands properly.2. He'll be finished washing his hands before me and I'll then be waiting for him to finish with the dryer. I will take longer to wash my hands so as to not pressurise him into leaving with not quite dry hands, but the guy knows that you're waiting and so doesn't dry his hands properly anyway.I hate both of these scenarios equally.EDIT: I forgot to also add, that in scenario 1, it gets worse if the guy tries to talk to me whilst I'm drying my hands. We have one of those super duper hand dryers that makes a hoor of a noise, and I have to stop drying my hands to talk to him, thus taking longer, and thus increasing the chances of my hands not being fucking dry. The world is full of pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 When I go for a piss at work, I tend to use the cubicle (for no other reason than I often need to blow my nose) /coolstorybroWhat I hate is when I hear someone else coming into the toilet (on my floor, there is one urinal, one cubicle and one hand dryer) because I know that one of these things will happen:1. I'll be finished washing my hands before the other guy and he'll be standing waiting for me to dry my hands. I will not fully dry my hands because I feel like a dick taking ages to dry my hands whilst he's patiently waiting. I hate not drying my hands properly.2. He'll be finished washing his hands before me and I'll then be waiting for him to finish with the dryer. I will take longer to wash my hands so as to not pressurise him into leaving with not quite dry hands, but the guy knows that you're waiting and so doesn't dry his hands properly anyway.I hate both of these scenarios equally.EDIT: I forgot to also add, that in scenario 1, it gets worse if the guy tries to talk to me whilst I'm drying my hands. We have one of those super duper hand dryers that makes a hoor of a noise, and I have to stop drying my hands to talk to him, thus taking longer, and thus increasing the chances of my hands not being fucking dry. The world is full of pain.If you have a super duper hand dryer, how fucking long can it possibly take to try your hands?Alternative solution - use a paper towel.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 If you have a super duper hand dryer, how fucking long can it possibly take to try your hands?Alternative solution - use a paper towel.xxNot very long - but it feels like an eternity when there's someone standing behind you waiting to use the fucking thing!No paper towels in our toilets - probably because it's not deemed environmentally friendly but burning fossil fuels to power a super duper hand dryer is apparently...I don't need to justify myself to you - this is the pet hates thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Clydesdale Bank charging 25 quid to do a transfer. Now i need to use my maw's bank card to buy a tv and I have to wait until tonight to do it. Poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Pet Hate: Mandarins.Mandarins can fuck off and die. Not only are they a prick to try to peel with all the pith thinking in can act the goat and stick to the orangey bit that I want to eat, but when you're taking the peel off even though it's tough as shit to break into, the peel comes off in tiny little chunks. Then it has the fucking audacity to get all squished in my fucking Lennie Small hands and all the fucking juice goes everywhere. THEN the cunt of a thing thinks it's acceptable, after all that shit, to have fucking seeds in it. Do you think just because you're a little bit bigger than a clementine that makes it OK to be this fucking difficult to eat?! I think not.Clementines know what the score is. Peel comes off all at once with no fuss, no pith, no seeds, no fucking problem.Clementines >> Mandarins.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Clementines >> Mandarins.xxQFT.Since we're on fruit. When apple skin gets stuck in your teeth after chowing down on one is a pain in the tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 QFT.Since we're on fruit. When apple skin gets stuck in your teeth after chowing down on one is a pain in the tits.Don't get me started on when you bite an apple and part of the core comes away with the bite of flesh so you're stuck eating that weird, nylon-tasting shit that holds the seeds in....xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Don't get me started on when you bite an apple and part of the core comes away with the bite of flesh so you're stuck eating that weird, nylon-tasting shit that holds the seeds in....xxI once ate an entire apple including seeds and core when I was younger. I was like "Fuck this, I'm eating you all". And that's what I did. Wouldn't do it again though and wouldn't recommend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 I once ate an entire apple including seeds and core when I was younger. I was like "Fuck this, I'm eating you all". And that's what I did. Wouldn't do it again though and wouldn't recommend it.Did an apple tree grow in your belly?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Did an apple tree grow in your belly?xxNo, but I was told it would and I panicked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 I knew a guy when I was young that always ate the whole apple. I get one tiny bit of the core in my mouth and it spoils the whole apple eating experience for me so f**k that. I also worked offshore with a guy who ate whole Kiwi fruits including the hairy skin. I get one bit of the skin in my mouth and I'm repulsed, so again, f**k that. X-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 All hairy fruits are wrong. The worst for me is peach. Sooo tasty but why would i want to eat something that feels hairy in your mouth.I knew a guy when I was young that always ate the whole apple. I get one tiny bit of the core in my mouth and it spoils the whole apple eating experience for me so f**k that. I also worked offshore with a guy who ate whole Kiwi fruits including the hairy skin. I get one bit of the skin in my mouth and I'm repulsed, so again, f**k that. X-(Sounds like scrotum. Tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 I hate biting into an apple expecting it to be really crunchy, and its soft.Worst feeling ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 People need to man up and eat the whole apple. I ensure I get core with every bite. The core is great.My apple pet hate is only varieties that have rubbish cores that go mouldy. I'm never eating a fucking Pink Lady again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 I'm never eating a fucking Pink Lady again.......must try hard not to make shit joke.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Yeah I was going to make a thing out of the whole 'Why would I want to eat a whole peach?' and I was going be like 'Yeah, that's why your girlfriend comes to me instead, I'll eat the whole damned thing'.Then I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 peach....I could eat a peach for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Yeah I was going to make a thing out of the whole 'Why would I want to eat a whole peach?' and I was going be like 'Yeah, that's why your girlfriend comes to me instead, I'll eat the whole damned thing'.Then I did.And I'll eat the bananas.Hang on a second.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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