Scootray Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 We can say goodbye to the Pet Hates thread now.Pet hate: Slutbags not being grumpy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Maybe I won't be such a grumpy bitch now, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 That's not the stinger/shocker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 One in-growing hair causing my face to explode like a motherfucker. I've never had good skin, but fuck! It's like I'm a teenager all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 One in-growing hair causing my face to explode like a motherfucker. I've never had good skin, but fuck! It's like I'm a teenager all over again.Aloe vera gel (superdrug have it in cheap) is ace for inflammation. I seem to get rash on my neck when I'm stressed and that sorts it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 One in-growing hair causing my face to explode like a motherfucker. I've never had good skin, but fuck! It's like I'm a teenager all over again.I feel your pain, I have suffered from repeated ingrowing hairs for years, I reckon the triple blade Mach 3 razor was the catalyst but trying to revert back to lesser models results in bloodshed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 When every American winner of a sporting event, invariably says "I'm really excited".In my book, you should only be "excited" about something that is going to happen, not something that just has.Cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Cunts on Facebook. Saw an absolute belter today. Had to take a screenshot because it made me cringe so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Warden.Fucking... Warden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Warden.Fucking... Warden.What did he do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 I love gin. It's my favourite drink. It's so refreshing, tasty, zesty... Mmmmmmm. Now there's only one type of alcohol that gives me hangovers. And I mean skull splitting headaches, the kind that make you wear sunglasses indoors. Can you guess what it is? If you guessed gin, you win the prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 I love gin. It's my favourite drink. It's so refreshing, tasty, zesty... Mmmmmmm. Now there's only one type of alcohol that gives me hangovers. And I mean skull splitting headaches, the kind that make you wear sunglasses indoors. Can you guess what it is? If you guessed gin, you win the prize. Yes, they're absolute dingers. I had to give up on Gin.The other reason is what happens to me at Karaoke lounges with a two drink minimum which will almost certainly be massive martinis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Yeah denial is a great cure, even when you've puked on the bus to work and someone points it out."You've just been sick on this chair""No I haven't" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 The job i'm about to leave was a cleaning job, 6 days a week at 6am. But it was short shifts, so if i went out the night before i basically tried to drink as much as i could until as late as i could. It's far easier being drunk at works than hungover.It's also easier to lose your job if someone catches you pissed at work... I hardly drink nowadays, I'm an absolute lightweight and if I'm hungover, I just don't eat. The thought of eating anything, whilst in that state, just makes me want to bawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Warden.Fucking... Warden.Dish dish dish!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 pretty it was nothing, just me being me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Charlie Sheen. What an arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Vodka and tonic tastes pretty similar to gin and tonic, especially if you buy the tonic that has lemon or lime flavouring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 My friends complain of gin hangovers, but I never seem to get them if I stick to gin. I have concluded that it might be G&T whereas I prefer gin and lemonade. Try that, might work. Cool story bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Getting my left ear syringed so I can hear again and then the first song I hear is Beady Eye's The Roller. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Getting my left ear syringed so I can hear again and then the first song I hear is Beady Eye's The Roller.Can it be reversed at all? 'Cos chances are you'll probably hear it again otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Can it be reversed at all? 'Cos chances are you'll probably hear it again otherwise.Having my ears re-stuffed with wax is probably the same feeling as my ears hearing The Roller. At least my tinnitus had an original melody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Get them syringed then. I've never had a doctor say no when my lugs have been clogged up. It's proper ace when you've had it done too. You can hear like a bat.I once just had one ear blocked, and they only syringed one. Made the other one feel clogged up after it was done. Always get both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Making a rare phone call from my house phone and putting a '9' in front of the number, end up thinking the phone is fucked then eventually realise what I've done. Dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 If you feel your ears need syringed, use one of the oil treatments for a few days before making an appointment, otherwise they will likely tell you fuck off. That has been my experience anyway. I've had it done a couple of times and always forget to start using olive oil regularly like they advise to stop future problems. I'm on a knife edge for another treatment the now I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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