Moon Moon Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Aye, you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 xx 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 26, 2013 Report Share Posted October 26, 2013 People who set up accounts for their kids. Works at Being a full time princess Die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted October 26, 2013 Report Share Posted October 26, 2013 Is that a thing?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 xxI think that might be in relation to: I have had to change my profile picture to a giraffe. I tried to answer a riddle & got it wrong. Try the great giraffe challenge! The deal is I give you a riddle and if you get it right, you get to keep your profile picture, get it wrong & you change your profile picture to a giraffe for the next 3 days! MESSAGE ME ONLY SO YOU DON'T GIVE OUT THE ANSWER! Here is the riddle: it's 3am, the doorbell rings & you wake up. Unexpected visitors! It's your parents & they're here for breakfast. You have strawberry jam,honey, wine, bread & cheese. What is the first thing you open? Remember, only message me the answer - if you get it right I'll post your name here. If not, you have to change you're profile picture to a Giraffe !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 The door, right? Open the door to your parents who are turning up at your house at 3am for no reason. Right? RIGHT? (I didn't realise this was a thing either. Maybe I have unfriended all the right people... except the two exceptionally boring people I keep for the purpose of posting their inanities on here.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 It's your eyes. Open your eyes. It's like a terrible joke that's not even funny-terrible. As I've said on facebook, my preferred answers are "open fire" or "open a can of whoop-ass". xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Open a window and throw whatever device you're viewing facebook on out of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Open your mind, guys. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 "One word to describe Alex Ferguson" My cousin: "Ass hole" Im going to fucking slap him in the ear when I see him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 it said "you wake up" you've already opened your eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 it said "you wake up"you've already opened your eyes!Yeah but it's the first thing you open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 I'm waiting for a depressingly sincere 'a tinnie' answer to that giraffe thing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Yeah but it's the first thing you open.opened*The question asks "What is the first thing you open?" Which means it's asking what you will open, not what you have already opened. Since you know it's your parents, you have already opened both your eyes and the door. And your mouth. And your home. Or whatever fucking way you want to spin it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Your heart to God. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 opened*The question asks "What is the first thing you open?" Which means it's asking what you will open, not what you have already opened. Since you know it's your parents, you have already opened both your eyes and the door. And your mouth. And your home. Or whatever fucking way you want to spin it. xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 The first thing I'd open is my heart, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 opened*The question asks "What is the first thing you open?" Which means it's asking what you will open, not what you have already opened. Since you know it's your parents, you have already opened both your eyes and the door. And your mouth. And your home. Or whatever fucking way you want to spin it.You could look out the window to see who the fuck it is waking you up at 3am, so you would know it was your parents before opening the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 There seems to be a disagreement over the correct answer to the giraffe riddle with both your eyes and the door being accepted as answers.The internet is blowing up about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 There seems to be a disagreement over the correct answer to the giraffe riddle with both your eyes and the door being accepted as answers.The internet is blowing up about.Funnily, neither of those answers are right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 What is the answer then? I hate riddles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Its so ambiguous it could be anything, hence why its such a shit riddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 What is the riddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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