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pet hate at the moment; david walliams.

since when is pretending you like a bit of bum love that funny. thats his entire act, 'oh im a bit of a queen, do i like fanny or not' who gives a fuck you smarmy faced fuck nugget.

i want to hit him in the face with a hot shovel

cunt

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Pointless covers. Just heard Sharleen Spiteri's version of Xanadu on the radio. The original is a bit of Jeff Lynne inspired camp pop genius. Spiteri's done pretty much a carbon copy. Surely she knows she can't top the original. At least try something different.

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pet hate at the moment; david walliams.

since when is pretending you like a bit of bum love that funny. thats his entire act, 'oh im a bit of a queen, do i like fanny or not' who gives a fuck you smarmy faced fuck nugget.

i want to hit him in the face with a hot shovel

cunt

He actually deserves to be gay.

(Disclaimer: Just a wee joke. There's nowt wrong with being gay. I've no doubt there are millions of perfectly content gay people across the globe who consider their homosexuality a joyful gift)

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Pointless covers. Just heard Sharleen Spiteri's version of Xanadu on the radio. The original is a bit of Jeff Lynne inspired camp pop genius. Spiteri's done pretty much a carbon copy. Surely she knows she can't top the original. At least try something different.

That word always just reminds me of the gloriousness of this song

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1. People trying to speak to me in loud places, particularly gigs/nightclubs (it's been a few years since the latter situation arose). Speak to me outside or between songs because I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. I refuse to do the "pretend to understand and make a face based on my judgement of your expression" thing anymore. It's bullshit. I will sign "can't hear you" until you give up shouting it. It will be a battle of willpower and mine is strong.

I've resorted to wearing earplugs for nights out as well as gigs, cos I had that problem.... now I can hear everyone else but they can't hear me, and I refuse to shout and fuck up my voice for no reason.

Also, I do actually know a bit of sign language, had 2 hour lessons every day for 6 weeks before xmas. It's really useful for loud places, and also just for slagging off people without them having a clue what you're saying.

My pet hate for today is getting ill 4 days before exams. I'm just sleeping and feel like shit, but I should be revising my ass off, really scared I'm going to fail these exams, and they're rather important

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Pointless covers. Just heard Sharleen Spiteri's version of Xanadu on the radio. The original is a bit of Jeff Lynne inspired camp pop genius. Spiteri's done pretty much a carbon copy. Surely she knows she can't top the original. At least try something different.

Sharleen Spiteri is a cock face. I remember when she brought out her solo album. It was at the time when folks like Amy Winehouse and Duffy were bringing back the 60s girl-group / motown kinda sound and it was very fashionable. And then Spitroasti released her album and shock horror, it was a throwback to 60s girl groups and Motown and she said "this is the album I've always wanted to make, I've loved this music for so long". And I thought "well that's a coincidence isn't it".

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Keith's Premier Tattie Picking Group..?!

Thats the second band, nah, i believe theres a casino in aberdeen called soul? Well we came up with soulcasino, one word, and we all liked it, then found out about the actual casino, thing is we just couldnt be bothered to think up something else we all liked, we'll probably get pelters in aberdeen for it, but we're not that bothered, as far as i know its not a chain of casino's, just the one, so it doesnt seem that bad.

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Gordon Browns fucking weird jaw movements when he talks.....I can't hear what he's saying for looking at the horrible thing. Maybe it's only me that noticed it though.

He's so generally ugly and awkward I hadn't really nailed down the specifics. I generally turn the telly over whenever I hear anything coming out of his mouth anyway. And we only have David Camerons huge slapheid to look forward too.

Look at what Ukraine just kicked out of bed!

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Gordon Browns fucking weird jaw movements when he talks.....I can't hear what he's saying for looking at the horrible thing. Maybe it's only me that noticed it though.

Spotted this ages ago, the one where he looks like he's blowing a smoke ring every time he breathes in. Once you spot it, it excludes everything else about him...

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People who don't sort their emails.

I'm not talking about vigorous sub-sectioning etc, just people who don't delete messages they have no use for and have 1000+ unread emails. It really gets on my tits. I shouldn't care but it upsets me.

I blame hotmail for this. I'm getting about 30 emails a day. I just can't be bothered doing anything about them. My Gmail is even worse. I've barely even used it at all, and I'm getting billions of junk emails. Fuck google.

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I blame hotmail for this. I'm getting about 30 emails a day. I just can't be bothered doing anything about them. My Gmail is even worse. I've barely even used it at all, and I'm getting billions of junk emails. Fuck google.

Weird, I've never really had any trouble with gmail, and I've been using it since it started. What put me off hotmail was the shear amount of spam people get, but thankfully I've avoided such grief with my gmail account.

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Weird, I've never really had any trouble with gmail, and I've been using it since it started. What put me off hotmail was the shear amount of spam people get, but thankfully I've avoided such grief with my gmail account.

It's probably not googles fault. I signed up for a pre-paid credit card with the same email address, and since then I get about 100 emails a day for a whole manner of shite.

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I signed up for a pre-paid credit card with the same email address...

That'll do it. Once your address is on one list, chances are the list will get sold to another company, who'll sell it on to someone else etc etc. There's quite a lot of money to be made just compiling lists of valid working email addresses. I have one address that I use for any old shite, like siging up for offers or whatever and it gets swamped. Another address I'm really careful with and it gets fuck all spam.

Even putting your email address on a message board can do it - the spam bots pick up anything with an @ in it and add it to their list to sell. That's why if I ever see anyone do that on here I try to change it to say 'xxx AT yyy.com' or whatever so it doesn't get picked up. Although even that doesn't always work...

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