Jaaakkkeee Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 The Daily What are interviewing people, so there wasn't any weekend posts. Gutted. What will I do now at lunch? Read the news!?!?! jog on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 There was a hot irish woman who worked in specsavers. I got served by her and when she told me to look "doyn" I was definitely nursing a semi.Pet Hate - Having to nurse a semi.I've never understood this phrase. How exactly does one "nurse a semi?" Surey nursing it will only result in a full blown erection? If anything you should be discouraging such an occurrence in the opticians.EDIT: Actually (even though i've never met you and this is based purely on your postings in this forum) i see you as being the kind of guy to proudly allude to the erection in the hope the poor optician will be lured into your grasp however you'll probably just end up on the sex register if, indeed, you're not already on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 I've never understood this phrase. How exactly does one "nurse a semi?" Surey nursing it will only result in a full blown erection? If anything you should be discouraging such an occurrence in the opticians.EDIT: Actually (even though i've never met you and this is based purely on your postings in this forum) i see you as being the kind of guy to proudly allude to the erection in the hope the poor optician will be lured into your grasp however you'll probably just end up on the sex register if, indeed, you're not already on it.I'm trying to see this in a cleaner light and assume that "semi" is just some pet rodent I've not heard of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 I've never understood this phrase. How exactly does one "nurse a semi?" Surey nursing it will only result in a full blown erection? If anything you should be discouraging such an occurrence in the opticians.Sorry to shatter your dream but the ladies in that 'busty nympho nurses' movie weren't actually real nurses. I fail to see how anything a real nurse does is actually erotic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Sorry to shatter your dream but the ladies in that 'busty nympho nurses' movie weren't actually real nurses. I fail to see how anything a real nurse does is actually erotic.I think it's more in the way of petting and looking after said semi rather than sticking needs in it or administering a pessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 It's like nursing a pint. sitting there with it but not doing anything with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 There is a weirdo at my work who keeps turning off the toilet light and not flushing the toilet. Not nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Maybe he's a bit confused about which does which? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Sorry to shatter your dream but the ladies in that 'busty nympho nurses' movie weren't actually real nurses. I fail to see how anything a real nurse does is actually erotic.A decent percentage of nurses are total whores. You just have a bad hospital or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 A decent percentage of nurses are total whores. You just have a bad hospital or something.Yeah but whilst at work, they mainly take your blood pressure, temperature, clean up shit, piss and vomit, and give out medication... My chum is a nurse, and an old wifey found that the only way she could shit was to finger her arse. It's not a glamorous job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 No excuse for being a whore though......unless that experience led to her being a serial arse fingerer, in which case it could be partially responsible... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Lack of spellchecking on business websites. It makes you look like amateurs.We offer a full car service on all car models and light commercials. Each service is carried out according to manufacturers specifications. We are conveniently located for city centre motorist and those in the Phibsbora, Dumcondra areas. Appart from servicing we also carry out car repairs and diagnostic work plus much more. A full list of services provided are listed below:If a garage is based in Phibsboro or Drumcondra, they should really know how to spell them. Appart? I was going to take my car to this lot as well. No chance now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 The Jubi-fucking-lee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Folk moaning about the Jubilee 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Folk moaning about folk moaning about the jubilee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 OO touche... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 So far it hasn't made a negative impact on my life so i'm fully ambivalent to the whole thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 It has no effect at all on your life if you wish to let it pass you by but it's trendy to blame the Royals for all the ills of the world because they live free and pay no tax and stuff innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 I like that I'm not at work today but I don't like that I'd have called in sick if I was supposed to be at work today.Pet Hate: Being ill on scheduled days off from work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 It has no effect at all on your life if you wish to let it pass you by but it's trendy to blame the Royals for all the ills of the world because they live free and pay no tax and stuff innit?That's a complete ducking of all the issues attached, I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 That's a complete ducking of all the issues attached, I'm afraid.What issues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 What issues?she's a lizard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 she's a lizard?Has she been replaced by our reptilian overlord as well? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *shakes fists to the sky* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 I didn't get the memo regarding that but it does go some way towards explains why my reptilian friends have been so happy lately. Good for them, I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 I didn't get the memo regarding that but it does go some way towards explains why my reptilian friends have been so happy lately. Good for them, I say.Its cool im bessie mates with David Icke, he makes sure im upto date on these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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