The Milner Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 People having an over inflated opion of themselves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 The last car chase in Mad Max 2 is fucking awesome though.The whole film is awesome but still doesn't belong on NE Scotland's roads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 The Queen would be my best guess...It's funny, she could take the two days to do assessments too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 The Queen would be my best guess...I knew this was coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 You will need to explain what's funny about that for me.The funny thing is what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 I'm not gonna lie I hate when you need a poo at werk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Another driving based one - twats who speed up when you try to overtake them. Usually someone in a sporty type car or 4x4. Obviously feel their manliness being drained. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 You will need to explain what's funny about that for me.She complained that she got 2 days off college when she needed to do an assessment. Couldn't she do it at home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Another driving based one - twats who speed up when you try to overtake them. Usually someone in a sporty type car or 4x4. Obviously feel their manliness being drained.Im right with you on this one. The highway code states that you must make room for those overtaking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Cunts who overtake you on a horrendously dangerous blind corner, or somewhere equally stupid, then once they are ahead of you they drive slower than you were in the first place and hold you up?!xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I'm not gonna lie I hate when you need a poo at werk.Best part of my working day. Currently it's all about playing Plants VS Zombies. Only problem is our new office is on the other side of the foyer bit so anyone that seems me go and come back knows how long I was in there and probably thinks I'm enriching weapons grade plutonium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 My toilets at work are horrible. Still, it's where I do my thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 This is where I love working in such a big building. I can get up and walk in any direction and it'll take me to a shitter. Don't have my phone charger with me today though and my battery just died.Boourns.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I sometimes combine a poo with a wee kip when work is quiet and I'm sleepy. Do your poo, wipe and flush, then put the seat down and just have a bloody nap for 20-30 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I sometimes combine a poo with a wee kip when work is quiet and I'm sleepy. Do your poo, wipe and flush, then put the seat down and just have a bloody nap for 20-30 minutes.You aren't pooing right if you have a bloody nap at the end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 TBF, I do suffer from haemorrhoids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Twice in 2 hours. FYI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Im right with you on this one. The highway code states that you must make room for those overtaking!It probably also states that you don't get to make up your own speed limit based on your familiarity of country roads.Nudge/wink. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I play by no man's rules, not even my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I managed to block a toilet where i used to work, the following week i blocked it again and it broke the U-bend. since then my euphemism for taking a shit has been "Just going to break the drain". Shitting at work is awesome, i like figuring out how much i got paid to do it.Cool Story, Bro.Cool story, bro'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 How did a shit break a u-bend?Do you shit grenades? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Dubya is forced to swallow all sorts of stuff whilst saving the world.His shits can therefore sometimes be explosive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Dubya is forced to swallow all sorts of stuff whilst saving the world.I bet he is... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Starbucks toilets were horrendous last night. But I needed to pee. So I just peed on top of a pool of shit and go out of there. I was gonna tell someone, then forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Enough shit talk. Jake's got involved now so that's a sure sign it's time to move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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