Soda Jerk Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 A bold statement.Geddit? Bold? Comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Keep spinning! Keeps you good and limber.You ride a fixie don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Mine for today is 'throat infections'. Not being able to swallow without pain is a downer, although the hot-toddies kind of compensate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Mine for today is 'throat infections'. Not being able to swallow without pain is a downer, although the hot-toddies kind of compensate.I also recommend gargling with saltwater and abuse of class C drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 I did the saltwater, too. What seemed to work best was a toddy of lemon juice, honey and laphroaig.I certainly felt better after a few, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 You ride a fixie don't you?I do. Spintastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 My current pet hate with regards to social networking sites is those Facebook groups that are called things like "You have to see this picture to believe it!" and then if you click on it you have to become a member of the group to see the picture. What's the purpose of those? See how many people I can get to join my pointless group which they'll join, look at the picture and then leave the group again.Same here. Someone on my friends list just joined about 15 of these groups, the most recent being 'I sleep with my mobile next to me'. WHO GIVES A FUCK?! And don't get me started on Farmville/Mafia Wars/Garden World, etc............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Someone on my friends list just joined about 15 of these groups, the most recent being 'I sleep with my mobile next to me'. In that case you should phone them at 4am every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 In that case you should phone them at 4am every night.Good plan. Maybe a few days of 4am phonecalls telling him to stop joining every bastarding Facebook group going will do the trick............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_2 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7D11 Safari/528.16)Can't be arsed scrolling back through the thread to find my Vodafone rant.Well, my angry ranting letter earned me ?25 credit on my account!I'm going to start writing letters ALL THE TIME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Breaking an arm. On the plus side, sluts all sympathetic and are begging for a shotty.**untrue and disrespectful i am sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 What's your definition of a 'gypo'?I would define anyone who embodies and perpetuates the stereotype that all travellers are dirty, thieving bastards as a gypo.Mine for today is 'throat infections'. Not being able to swallow without pain is a downer, although the hot-toddies kind of compensate.I had a majorly fucking painful throat infection at the start of the year - doc told me to get some dispersible aspirin (the stuff you dissolve in water) and gargle with it for a while before swallowing it. Worked brilliantly for me.Well, my angry ranting letter earned me ?25 credit on my account!I'm going to start writing letters ALL THE TIME!Seriously - it's a great idea. A mate of mine got an apology letter back from Haribo along with a shitload of free sweets after he wrote a letter in purple crayon while baked out his tree, complaining about how the conjoined bears had offended him... BEST. VICTORY. EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_2 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7D11 Safari/528.16)Can't be arsed scrolling back through the thread to find my Vodafone rant.Well, my angry ranting letter earned me ?25 credit on my account!I'm going to start writing letters ALL THE TIME!a good ranting letter can do the trick, i once wrote a scathing letter to love film about how they're dvd's are shit and hardly any of them playing in my player and i got a nice letter back full of apologies and 2 months free rental....ironic thing is it wasnt the dvd's but my player was knackered my current pet hate is i forgot the fall released a new album last month and it isnt yet on spotify and i cant find a copy to download... might have to buy it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Breaking an arm. On the plus side, sluts all sympathetic and are begging for a shotty.**untrue and disrespectful i am sorry.Is this you reaching your post-feminist stage?Sorry to hear about your arm, bro. I hope it wasn't your wanking arm, otherwise you have some practice ahead of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Sorry to hear about your arm, bro. I hope it wasn't your wanking arm, otherwise you have some practice ahead of you.Euan shouldn't look on it as a problem, more a fresh challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 It must be good to be ambidextrous, no loss of wanking abilities in this kind of situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I've got a van load of pet hates but if I post any on here, I could be in alot of trouble!!! (and once I start a rant I'll go on for about 4 days!!!) So I won't!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Pet Hate: attention-seeking teases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I've got a van load of pet hates but if I post any on here, I could be in alot of trouble!!! (and once I start a rant I'll go on for about 4 days!!!) So I won't!!A white van-load, by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 A white van-load, by any chance?No, no white van involved......come to think of it, they annoy the shit out of me too!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Euan shouldn't look on it as a problem, more a fresh challenge.That's exactly how it's been.A pack of wild dogs couldn't stop me buffing the happy lamp.I'm still feminist, by the way. I just also like sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I've been in the Hub since 10.30 am and a song has been p[layed five times. It's sung by a woman and seems to consist of nuthin more than her warbling 'I'm never gonna let you kill me twice' in a sub-Dolores O'Riordan drawl.Monstrously bad....just truly terrible. I have no idea who the artist is, but I'd like to rip off her leg, shove it up her parper until she coughs up blood. Then I'd do it again.Fucking talentless manflange of a creature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I've been in the Hub since 10.30 am and a song has been p[layed five times. It's sung by a woman and seems to consist of nuthin more than her warbling 'I'm never gonna let you kill me twice' in a sub-Dolores O'Riordan drawl.Monstrously bad....just truly terrible. I have no idea who the artist is, but I'd like to rip off her leg, shove it up her parper until she coughs up blood. Then I'd do it again.Fucking talentless manflange of a creature.I'm in the Hub. Fancy a coffee with myself and a drunk Fran? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Jaja of course. where are you? I'm at the computers at the back. If you come over here you can watch a couple dryhumping just across from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I've been in the Hub since 10.30 am and a song has been p[layed five times. It's sung by a woman and seems to consist of nuthin more than her warbling 'I'm never gonna let you kill me twice' in a sub-Dolores O'Riordan drawl.Monstrously bad....just truly terrible. I have no idea who the artist is, but I'd like to rip off her leg, shove it up her parper until she coughs up blood. Then I'd do it again.Fucking talentless manflange of a creature.That will be thon Diana Vickers from last year's X Factor. Fucking stupid song. One of our neighbours loves that song and plays it reet loud, the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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