Gooch_Taylor Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 It's been my lifelong dream to run up the down escalator or vice versa.I did that drunk in Glasgow on a school trip to the uni open day... Was fun for five mins til somebody faceplanted and we called it a night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 My dick-face older brother's been at it again. This time was pretty spectacular tho...On Sunday my mum went on facebook only to find that his relationship status has suddenly changed from "single" to "engaged". She calls him up and asks about it. Only then does he tell her that he is indeed engaged to a girl he's been with a month, met a week before getting together and that she has an 8 month old child by some other guy. A couple days later we find out that he had actually sat down with her and her family of neddish minks to announce said engagement officially. We had no word until mum saw it on facebook. This upset her. Next up, my dad calls him and says he would like it if he came home so he could sit down with him and have a talk regarding this, asking him to bring his fiance with him. Apparently, our family is not only not good enough to tell about the engagement, but also not good enough to come see for another two weeks after finding out.Seriously, the boy's a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 My dick-face older brother's been at it again. This time was pretty spectacular tho...On Sunday my mum went on facebook only to find that his relationship status has suddenly changed from "single" to "engaged". She calls him up and asks about it. Only then does he tell her that he is indeed engaged to a girl he's been with a month, met a week before getting together and that she has an 8 month old child by some other guy. A couple days later we find out that he had actually sat down with her and her family of neddish minks to announce said engagement officially. We had no word until mum saw it on facebook. This upset her. Next up, my dad calls him and says he would like it if he came home so he could sit down with him and have a talk regarding this, asking him to bring his fiance with him. Apparently, our family is not only not good enough to tell about the engagement, but also not good enough to come see for another two weeks after finding out.Seriously, the boy's a cock.A child by some other guy, a guy from a drug dealer family bahahaha it's going to be a Jeremy Kyle episode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 My dick-face older brother's been at it again. This time was pretty spectacular tho...On Sunday my mum went on facebook only to find that his relationship status has suddenly changed from "single" to "engaged". She calls him up and asks about it. Only then does he tell her that he is indeed engaged to a girl he's been with a month, met a week before getting together and that she has an 8 month old child by some other guy. A couple days later we find out that he had actually sat down with her and her family of neddish minks to announce said engagement officially. We had no word until mum saw it on facebook. This upset her. Next up, my dad calls him and says he would like it if he came home so he could sit down with him and have a talk regarding this, asking him to bring his fiance with him. Apparently, our family is not only not good enough to tell about the engagement, but also not good enough to come see for another two weeks after finding out.Seriously, the boy's a cock.Are you sure you want to be sharing this on Aberdeen-music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 A child by some other guyGod, I love that phrase. Devastating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 It has to happen though, to ensure the minker-quotient doesn't drop to dangerously low levels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Are you sure you want to be sharing this on Aberdeen-music?Meh - I don't speak to him anymore. Haven't done for a long time. Last time there was any real communication between us, he tried to fight me and he ended up unconscious due to my long legs and penchant (my new favourite word) for triangle chokes. BJJ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 BT Homehub and it's inability to keep my Xbox NAT open. I want to fucking shoot things goddamnit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 It's probably the most creative video section by anyone, in any sport, ever. and Pentagram works REALLY well with it.im frankly amazed at what boarders do these for tricks days. When I used to skate when I was younger I always remember thinking it's only a matter of time before guys have everything licked. don't get me wrong, hitting escalators and escalators underrails are old ones but I was talking about the other tricks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 BT Homehub and it's inability to keep my Xbox NAT open. I want to fucking shoot things goddamnit.Got my final BT broadband bill for my old flat through this week and they tried to charge me 45 for the Homehub because I cancelled the contract ONE day before I was supposed to. I was never told about any T&C for any equipment, so nae impressed. And 25 to cancel broadband at any point? Fucking extortion..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 People who buy a house in Dyce then complain about the noise from the airport! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 People who buy a house in Dyce then complain about the noise from the airport! Moody neighbours? Try living bang smack between a sports centre with a large park and floodlit astroturf, a primary school and TWO abattoirs. Noise and a lovely smell in the summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SooperKeef Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 But it'd be so much easier if people weren't total fucking idiots. THEY ARE SHAPED LIKE STAIRS.(I get your point but it won't stop me hatin'.)not the one in ASDA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Escalators are steeper than most stairs. If they're gonna walk for me, then I'm into that. Otherwise it's like pedalling your bike down a steep hill, instead of just freewheelin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 The annoying American accent that Apple seem to use on all their ads and training videos."Say hello to iPad"Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Escalators are steeper than most stairs. If they're gonna walk for me, then I'm into that. Otherwise it's like pedalling your bike down a steep hill, instead of just freewheelin'Keep spinning! Keeps you good and limber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 I look forward to the freewheelin'. It's the dessert of my bike rides. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Talking of bike riding, I got pursued by a white van on the way to work this morning after I made an angry hand gesture towards the driver. Rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 That bleedin' advert ......."We buy any car, We buy any car, We buy any car...." like a fucking stuck record !and cheesy kicking tricks with footballs..... A LOAD OF BALLS ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 having a stinking cold in the middle of May - beyond annoying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Honestly what the fuck is the point in underlining every word in a paragraph of a library book, especially when it looks as if the vandal has parkinsons and has scored through 90% of the words... My carpet is now covered in rubbings because I've had to rub out that fuckers "underlinings".If you want to do that to a book, buy your own or rub it out before you return the bloody thing.I hate revision... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Gypos - sorry if any read this, but the bulk offend me deeply.Cleaned place up, doors closed, just have to get changed then I can leave work. Went to do so and find some manky cunt has prised open the automatic doors, gone through to the changing room, had a shower and left a soapy puddle in the showers we'd just cleaned ten mins before. He was still in a cubicle getting dressed, so told the manager, who came back through saying "he looks a hardy bastard... didn't say anything".Went through, shouted at mink, told him he'd trespassed and committed theft by using the facilities without paying. He was small, ugly and had coated 3/4 of his jaw line in savlon - which he'd kindly wiped the excess of on the ledge by the mirror - and started saying nobody had been at reception. OF COURSE NOT, WE CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC AT FOUR! (this was after half five) Told him to fuck off and he left giving us dirty looks.Went back through and realised he'd emptied the contents of his obviously sizeable pockets onto the cubicle floor and half the changing room STANK of his BO.Happens once every few weeks, we get minks coming in to use the showers, doing their best not to pay, and minking the place up. CUNTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Gypos - sorry if any read this, but the bulk offend me deeply.What's your definition of a 'gypo'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 told him he'd trespassedNot true, Scotland doesn't have tresspass laws. Breaking and entering yes though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Gypos - sorry if any read this, but the bulk offend me deeply.Cleaned place up, doors closed, just have to get changed then I can leave work. Went to do so and find some manky cunt has prised open the automatic doors, gone through to the changing room, had a shower and left a soapy puddle in the showers we'd just cleaned ten mins before. He was still in a cubicle getting dressed, so told the manager, who came back through saying "he looks a hardy bastard... didn't say anything".Went through, shouted at mink, told him he'd trespassed and committed theft by using the facilities without paying. He was small, ugly and had coated 3/4 of his jaw line in savlon - which he'd kindly wiped the excess of on the ledge by the mirror - and started saying nobody had been at reception. OF COURSE NOT, WE CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC AT FOUR! (this was after half five) Told him to fuck off and he left giving us dirty looks.Went back through and realised he'd emptied the contents of his obviously sizeable pockets onto the cubicle floor and half the changing room STANK of his BO.Happens once every few weeks, we get minks coming in to use the showers, doing their best not to pay, and minking the place up. CUNTS! My dick-face older brother's been at it again. This time was pretty spectacular tho...On Sunday my mum went on facebook only to find that his relationship status has suddenly changed from "single" to "engaged". She calls him up and asks about it. Only then does he tell her that he is indeed engaged to a girl he's been with a month, met a week before getting together and that she has an 8 month old child by some other guy. A couple days later we find out that he had actually sat down with her and her family of neddish minks to announce said engagement officially. We had no word until mum saw it on facebook. This upset her. Next up, my dad calls him and says he would like it if he came home so he could sit down with him and have a talk regarding this, asking him to bring his fiance with him. Apparently, our family is not only not good enough to tell about the engagement, but also not good enough to come see for another two weeks after finding out.Seriously, the boy's a cock.I'm glad I found these posts as I have the exact same pet hates. I intend to show this to my friends and force them to admit that these are genuine pet hates and not just overly detailed rants about my personal life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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