DiscoCitizen

Fucking shite....complete fucking shite!!!!!!!

Wot a belter, I bloody felt it!! If that bird was a pole dancer she'd have to PAY ME for a shotty, the fat hoor, Jesus Christ. I was half expecting Jeremy Kyle to turn up given that most of the pond life in that show wouldn't look out of place on his!!! Oh, was that a dance competition?? I thought it was an Epileptic and Parkinsons Disease get together. I need a shower.................

'tis a cracker of a game.

Something I learned today was.....Don't pump a bird from work, sneak out of her flat in the wee small hours, ignore her texts all day yesterday, then come in this morning and pretend nothing happened. The bruising round my eye should go down in time though...

The warehouse shootout in John Woo's Hard Boiled, also the hospital shootout in the same film. The end shootout in A Better Tomorrow Pt 2, the end battle in Extreme Prejudice. All good rip-roaring, vicious bastards of shootouts!!

I loved that movie, saw it twice in the cinema and have never come across it again on video or on dvd.

Sean Connery - best: Goldfinger - worst: Diamonds Are Forever George Lazenby - On Her Maj Secret Service - Good movie (Would have been even better if Connery did it) Roger Moore - best: The Spy Who Loved Me - worst: Octopussy (A View To A Kill - joint equal) Timothy Dalton - Loved both his movies, Pierce Brosnan - best: Goldeneye - worst: Die Another Day Daniel Craig - Can't comment as haven't watched his entries.

It's a good thread.

False - I do have some discharge from my ..never mind TPBM.....Hangs about in the bushes by the Nurses Home

Does nobody go outside anymore????

Could I just say that if you get a job at HMV, could you actually not have a blank look on yer bastard fizzer when asked about a band or artist that predates 2008, I thought that to get a job there you had to have a decent knowledge of music and not just be aware of what pre-pubescent girls listen to!!!!! Anyway HMV's shite nowadays..overpriced,shit selection of goods and a staff that wouldn't look out of place in a George Romero zombie film !!!!!

The DVD is available, Play.com's selling it for a fiver. And I agree, it's fucking brilliant!!

WTF was that all about. I'm now severly traumatised and seeking counselling....I thought it was my ex wife!!!!

That's the one...cheers bud.

deffo this...

I watched a great film the other night though the title escapes me for the moment. It was in German and was about Hitler's final hours as seen throught the eyes of his final assistant. It pulled no punches and ended up a quite emotional journey. But i'll be fekked if I can remember it's title!!!!

I witnessed a pack of wild animals attack and rip apart a smaller defenceless creature. I was in the Broadsword at the time!!!

Jackie Chan. The shopping mall sequence in Police Story. Genius.

This is fucking hilarious, I hope he does them all!

I've got a launch-era PS3 and it's still going strong...in fact, i'll be playing Red Dead Redemption on it tonite!!!

Two things that spoil, for me, the prequel trilogy.....Hayden Christsakes and Natalie Portman!!!!! The CGI characters have more personality than the two of them, and the chemistry between them is virtually non existent, and I lay the blame straight at George Lucas and his forelock tugging yesmen. If one of them had the balls to stand up and say ''hang on, this doesn't make sense'', the films might have been better. I mean, Vader's seduction to the darkside took about 3 and half minutes!!!! One minute he was dropping Palpatine in it to Windu, then the next minute he was pledging himself as Palpatine's apprentice!!!!!!!!! It should have played out over the course of Eps II and III. One of moviedom's greatest villians reduced to a petulant sulky teenager....my arse!!!

Qui-Gon was the bollocks.....the 3 way lightsaber fight at the end of Ep I made up for the rest of the sorry mess. Shame Qui-Gon and Darth Maul were both killed off in the one movie.

...and that's when I walked out of the cinema!!!

They had the insensitivety to delete the scene where Yoda lands on Dagobah to start his exile.....it was a short scene, but the look on the little green guy's face gets me every time, poor little sod!!! The prequels were all crap except for certain sections of Ep III, the best bit was the mask going on Vader...total silence...then the iconic breathing starts!!!! I nearly pissed myself!!!!!