Wot a belter, I bloody felt it!! If that bird was a pole dancer she'd have to PAY ME for a shotty, the fat hoor, Jesus Christ. I was half expecting Jeremy Kyle to turn up given that most of the pond life in that show wouldn't look out of place on his!!! Oh, was that a dance competition?? I thought it was an Epileptic and Parkinsons Disease get together. I need a shower.................