Christy Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Fuck it, at least you didn't offend the half-deaf one by pointing out that she has a mondo arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Also, Mars Bars - nobody likes an anglocentric sweetie.I am boycotting them for the duration of the world cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Speaking of Mars, that new ad with a very fat John Barnes... oh deary deary me, he's been a bit of a failure since hanging up his boots.This is my first world cup in England for 20 years and everywhere I go I see the bloody England flag - outside homes and businesses, on cars etc. its beginning to irritate now. There's a lot of Portugese in the town I live in, should England face them again and lose it could be carnage (was in 2004 and 2006 apparantly!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)Not realising when your stripper ex-neighbour is into you despite her saying several times that she was single and asking me if I was. Fuck my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Speaking of Mars, that new ad with a very fat John Barnes... oh deary deary me, he's been a bit of a failure since hanging up his boots.He just likes a good meal. Must be a great relief after being told what to eat everyday by your coaches until the day you retire. I bet he went out and got a massive bucket of chicken on his last day of professional football. I'm not saying that because he's black either. Just because there's so much of it, they have to serve it in a bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Erratic sleep.Not a fucking wink last night.Leads nicely on to mine for today....BIRDSThe little feathery radges have been waking me up in the middle of the night for a few weeks now, so today I thought I might as well make use of them and got up to record their neddish warblings. I set up a shure unidyne at the loft window at about 3.50 a.m. and settled down expectantly by the recorder. After about an hour and a half of freezing (I was clad only in a Julian Cope T-shirt, vomit fans) I gave up, as the ones who normally make a bit of effort to be tuneful must've been sleeping off a night on the piss, and I was left with a pigeon and the odd seagull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 I am boycotting them for the duration of the world cup.I will remain Faithfull to them, despite their irritating ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 wirelessly posted (mozilla/5.0 (iphone; u; cpu iphone os 3_1_3 like mac os x; en-us) applewebkit/528.18 (khtml, like gecko) version/4.0 mobile/7e18 safari/528.16)not realising when your stripper ex-neighbour is into you despite her saying several times that she was single and asking me if i was. Fuck my life.ygos?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 No. I'm just a tool.She even asked me if I could get back her fishing rod that's up in her old loft. Innuendo scandal blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 ygos?....You gay or stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 You gay or stupid?I thought it probably meant "you gay or something?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Gladstone wins.Teabags, why the fuck are you busy poasting about it when you could be nailing a strippurrrr. I had that opportunity once; she slipped me her number but I had to politely decline due to my having a gurlfriend at the time. Wanked myself ragged and cursed my damn conscience ever since.No longer with the gurl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 I hate everything about that post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Ah, it must be time for the monthly 'Original Spies tells Christy how much he hates his poasts' message. Thank God for that; I thought one was due.You are nothing if not predictable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 I'll rescue her fishing rod. Then go see her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 BBC Scotland pulling the plug on the last two episodes of The Scheme. Fuck you BBC and your legal shit. I want to watch neds battering each other.BBC postpone remaining episodes of 'The Scheme' - Scotsman.com NewsSee that punch in the face that bird got last night? Oocha bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Ah, it must be time for the monthly 'Original Spies tells Christy how much he hates his poasts' message. Thank God for that; I thought one was due.You are nothing if not predictable.What is up with you always writing "poast" instead of "post"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 I keep reading it as Toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 A post is something on a fitba pitch, a poster is something teenagers put on their walls. A poast is a message on a forum. Nothing to get worked up over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 A poast is a pot roast.His name is Robert Polsen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 What is up with you always writing "poast" instead of "post"?It's been bugging me for a while too.It's wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 A poast is a message on a forum.No it isn't, it's a "post".There's no such thing as a "poast". A "poast" does not exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 No it isn't, it's a "post".There's no such thing as a "poast". A "poast" does not exist.And you say I'm a moany faced cunt but you're right, there is no such thing as a "poast" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 ...hence the little button that reads "Post Reply" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 And you say I'm a moany faced cunt but you're right, there is no such thing as a "poast"Yes, I do.And yes, you are.And yes, I'm right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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