Monster Zero Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Gotta love folk with no kids dishing out sage parenting advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 er. No they're not. I'm sure all guys on here will vouch for that one.Regardless i wore one every time and we're still in a wee mess. Anyway the actual pet hate is her seemingly not being in any rush to talk about it or deal with it any time soon.They usually stop little messes like that one happening, if used properly, hence being fantastic little things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig ybgiR Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 latest pet hate from me... People stealing my food from the fridge and leaving me hungry.Bunch of cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Waking up with a nippy head and discovering that Iomega has tanked your Five Alive is 10x worse than accidental bairns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Maybe you shouldn't be discussing this here...Ssshh, we probably won't get his "Long queues at the abortion clinic" pet hate now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Ssshh, we probably won't get his "Long queues at the abortion clinic" pet hate now.Or the "don't you just hate when you can't find a coat-hanger?" pet hate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Gotta love folk with no kids dishing out sage parenting advice.Are they? I thought it was mostly 'Sex: you're doing it wrong' advice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Ssshh, we probably won't get his "Long queues at the abortion clinic" pet hate now.Either that or nine months of "the mooncup was left lying around again". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 That mooncup things are scary as fuck... It's certainly not something they tell you about in Living and Growing, we're told about pads and tampons, and that's it! For that, I'm thankful.Why on earth would someone leave that lying around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 They usually stop little messes like that one happening, if used properly, hence being fantastic little things.Speak for your own....mine are f*cking monstrous, like snake skins*Alas, not really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Are they? I thought it was mostly 'Sex: you're doing it wrong' advice.I've been catching up. A few pages back it was all commentary on kids running amok in supermarkets.My Pet Hate for this week is Centre Parcs. Good fun and all but on arrival there is a welcome note that asks you to -1. Strip the beds priot to departure and leave linen in the hall2. Take out all the rubbish to the deignated bin areas. Then when you get to the bin areas you find they expect you to segregate between bottles, recyclable and non-recyclable waste. I pay good Council Tax to segregate my own waste at home, thanks, don't need to be doing it on hols.3. Do all the dishes, dry them and put them back in the cupboards before departure.I always found the joy of going on holiday and paying for accomodation was not having to worry about these things. You can't get into your lodge until after 15:30 but have to vacate by 10:00...5.5 hours and you still expect guests to do the work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 That mooncup things are scary as fuck... It's certainly not something they tell you about in Living and Growing, we're told about pads and tampons, and that's it! For that, I'm thankful.Why on earth would someone leave that lying around?I have never ever heard of one until this thread. It looks like something Indiana Jones was choosing between in that cave with the knight, now that would be a 'Holey' Grail...rather than catch the blood of Christ however, it would be catch the blood and chunks of womb liver of Sharon 'n' Tracey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 I3. Do all the dishes, dry them and put them back in the cupboards before departure.I always found the joy of going on holiday and paying for accomodation was not having to worry about these things.1 and 2 are fair enough, but I think if you book self catering then you'd assume to do your own dishes.Fuck being your own maid service though, they can strip the sheets and take the bins out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 I've been catching up. A few pages back it was all commentary on kids running amok in supermarkets.My Pet Hate for this week is Centre Parcs. Good fun and all but on arrival there is a welcome note that asks you to -1. Strip the beds priot to departure and leave linen in the hall2. Take out all the rubbish to the deignated bin areas. Then when you get to the bin areas you find they expect you to segregate between bottles, recyclable and non-recyclable waste. I pay good Council Tax to segregate my own waste at home, thanks, don't need to be doing it on hols.3. Do all the dishes, dry them and put them back in the cupboards before departure.I always found the joy of going on holiday and paying for accomodation was not having to worry about these things. You can't get into your lodge until after 15:30 but have to vacate by 10:00...5.5 hours and you still expect guests to do the work?Plinth, my man, which Center Parcs were you at?We are going to the one near Penrith (Whinfell Forrest) tomorrow.... it seems quite an expensive deal if you want to do a few of the activities (everything is fucking extra money !!!) bike hire, helmets, archery, table tennis, quad biking etc etc..... we BETTER have a good experience after paying out all this, and the kids WILL enjoy it - or else !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 1 and 2 are fair enough, but I think if you book self catering then you'd assume to do your own dishes.Fuck being your own maid service though, they can strip the sheets and take the bins out.I didn't mind doing the dishes and would have anyway but thought leaving them on the drier would be adequate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Plinth, my man, which Center Parcs were you at?We are going to the one near Penrith (Whinfell Forrest) tomorrow.... it seems quite an expensive deal if you want to do a few of the activities (everything is fucking extra money !!!) bike hire, helmets, archery, table tennis, quad biking etc etc..... we BETTER have a good experience after paying out all this, and the kids WILL enjoy it - or else !!That's where I was. It is quite expensive for activities but my wee one is only 3 so we were quite limited to what we could do...went bowling one morning, 18 for 45 minutes! Gets more expensive as you progress towards evening in case you were thinking on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 She was on the pill, but was seemingly useless at sticking too it and skipped days here and there. Anyway, i'm in a mess, she's a bitch and useless with dealing with the situation. Maybe a little more than just a pet hate.Christ, how difficult can it be to remember to take a pill once a day? Anyway, this is the ideal time to quote Peter Cushing in "The Curse Of Frankenstein" :"Why choose me? Pick any man in the village, chances are it's his".Also, she might be lying to wind you up/get attention. All is not lost, keep your chin, if not your pecker, up.This is better than the soaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Go on Jeremy Kyle and get a DNA test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 I don't know what is worse, John W's car crash relationship or mooncups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 I don't know what is worse, John W's car crash relationship or mooncups.Mooncups.Every time I read mooncup I hear it in my head as the moonpig advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Go on Jeremy Kyle and get a DNA test.Spotted: John WWhere: On the Jeremy Kyle show.When: 9.42 amDoing: Passing a DNA test, shouting at his ex and being restrained by the bouncers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 I don't know what is worse, John W's car crash relationship or mooncups.I'd say probably mooncups. Purely because, bad though it may be, John W's mess can be fixed but once you've seen a mooncup in real life it can never be unseen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 I've tried to rep you twice in this thread, but I must spread it around apparently. Nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Spotted: John WWhere: On the Jeremy Kyle show.When: 9.42 amDoing: Passing a DNA test, shouting at his ex and being restrained by the bouncers.Something like this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 They usually stop little messes like that one happening, if used properly, hence being fantastic little things.HUGE things, MASSIVE things... could fit an entire Polish family in them...:O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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