Lemonade Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Giles off of Buffy released a version of "Sweet Transvestite" from the Rocky Horror Show as a single. It's.... different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Also:Space are back together and touring again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted June 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 I don't want to see a ghostIt's the sight that I fear mostI'd rather have a piece of toastAnd watch the evening news 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 .... that my eleven year old son is growing up fast !Scenario :Went out for the afternoon to Castle Fraser (steam rally show etc.)Wife started talking to someone she knew... blah, blah, blah ....My daughter Fiona was talking to wife's friend's daughter.....My son interacts with me for some mild entertainment.... (playing the "Thumb Wrestling Game")quote my son Alasdair ..."One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a thumb war" ....we do the left, right, left, thumb thingy......then he shocked me a bit when he continued with ...."Five, Six, Seven, Eight, ...... I use this hand to masturbate" ..... !!!!!shocked, I'll say .... but boy did wife & I piss ourselves laughing.... cuz he started backtracking, saying ...." but, but, I don't actually do it Dad" .... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 .... that my eleven year old son is growing up fast !Scenario :Went out for the afternoon to Castle Fraser (steam rally show etc.)Wife started talking to someone she knew... blah, blah, blah ....My daughter Fiona was talking to wife's friend's daughter.....My son interacts with me for some mild entertainment.... (playing the "Thumb Wrestling Game")quote my son Alasdair ..."One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a thumb war" ....we do the left, right, left, thumb thingy......then he shocked me a bit when he continued with ...."Five, Six, Seven, Eight, ...... I use this hand to masturbate" ..... !!!!!shocked, I'll say .... but boy did wife & I piss ourselves laughing.... cuz he started backtracking, saying ...." but, but, I don't actually do it Dad" .... As long as he wiped his hand first :/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Eleven...? What is he a fucking animal?!xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18456131especially good for the crisis jargon buster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Good lad, can't beat ripping the heid aff it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 Blag Dhalia, the singer from the utterly offensive band, the Dwarves, was a voice actor in one episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Did he talk about fucking you up and getting you high? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Apparently he sang a song called "Doing The Sponge" or something. It's probably about shagging in one way or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Perfect excuse to post Pig Destroyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Rhinos have massive dongs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 When setting up your Gmail to import all your Hotmail emails, first disable the option you have set up on your Gmail that forwards a copy of all your new messages to the Hotmail. Because now my Gmail is downloading all the messages from my Hotmail, forwarding a copy of it back to Hotmail, then downloading it again as a new message, forwarding another copy to Hotmail, etc, repeat until mailbox full. Now I have 3600 unread emails in my Hotmail and 8000 in my Gmail. Gah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 that Chris Smalling used to think this was a good idea:What a bonce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 When setting up your Gmail to import all your Hotmail emails, first disable the option you have set up on your Gmail that forwards a copy of all your new messages to the Hotmail. Because now my Gmail is downloading all the messages from my Hotmail, forwarding a copy of it back to Hotmail, then downloading it again as a new message, forwarding another copy to Hotmail, etc, repeat until mailbox full. Now I have 3600 unread emails in my Hotmail and 8000 in my Gmail. Gah.Holy fuck! What a dumbass option! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Watching people steal food from supermarket bins is as disgusting as as the whole idea sounds. May pop into Waitrose and let them know it's happening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Wasting perfectly good food is more disgusting than someone taking advantage of such. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Watching people steal food from supermarket bins is as disgusting as as the whole idea sounds. May pop into Waitrose and let them know it's happening.Stealing food from Waitrose bins is approx 68% posher than buying food from Asda.xx 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Watching people steal food from supermarket bins is as disgusting as as the whole idea sounds. May pop into Waitrose and let them know it's happening.Yeah right on. Grass them up! I hope you stand there when they get arrested so you can give them a smug smile. Did you really enraged enough to phone the police? Which branch was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 I wasn't enraged, just incredulous that it was happening, and the store didn't have proper security there. Besides I never mentioned anything about phoning the police, just said I might pop in and mention it.It was the Morningside store in Edinburgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 According to Wikipedia, Derren Brown is a mentalist. Who knew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 I wasn't enraged, just incredulous that it was happening, and the store didn't have proper security there. Besides I never mentioned anything about phoning the police, just said I might pop in and mention it.It was the Morningside store in Edinburgh.You should video them next time, just incase Morningside dont believe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 According to Wikipedia, Derren Brown is a mentalist. Who knew?He is also a cockacidal maniac. Who knew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Watching people steal food from supermarket bins is as disgusting as as the whole idea sounds. May pop into Waitrose and let them know it's happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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