Lemonade Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 Google it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 I don't get it. He came up with the concept of fractals, which is never ending shapes of infinite complexity. Like when you hold a mirror up to a mirror. It's a quality joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there..... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 (edited) Where's the best place to drown a hipster? In the mainstream Edited November 25, 2013 by Eupraxia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted November 28, 2013 Report Share Posted November 28, 2013 Bit of a muso joke, this one. Knock knock."Who's there?""Steve Reich""Steve Reich who?"Knock knock."Who's there?""Steve Reich""Steve Reich who?"Knock knock."Who's there?""Steve Reich""Steve Reich who?"Knock knock."Who's there?""Steve Reich""Steve Reich who?"Knock knock."Who's there?""Steve Reich""Steve Reich who?"Knock knock."Who's there?""Steve Reich""Steve Reich who?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 Tried one of those cheap microwaveable burgers the other day, it was neigh bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 I got a new job this week assisting a one-armed typist whenever they want to type capital letters. It's shift work 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getbacktothatguy Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 You know why HAPPY DAYS never made it to the 80s? Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Why do Belgians spit so often? Because they're Flemish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 An Indian man phone the emergency services because he'd been shot by a starter pistol... He told the Police that it was race related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladstone Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Why do you never see hippos hiding in the trees? Because they're really good at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Has anyone seen that dude dressed up as clown who goes about Union Street hiding from gay people? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 I just sent out 10 different puns to folks in the hope that at least one will get a laugh. No pun in ten did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? Ten tickles. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
givemeasmile Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 I have an irrational phobia of German sausage. I fear the wurst. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Why do owls never go for dates in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Apologies for how shit this is, but it makes me giggle so much: Why do teenagers always stand about in odd numbers?Because they can't even 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 I recently bough a Jimmy Savile tracksuit and cigar costume yesterday. A bit of a dodgy measurements, the top fitted fine but I had troubles squeezing into those tight bottoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2014/aug/12/edinburgh-fringe-2014-10-best-jokes-so-far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 What did the existentialist German car say?Warum warum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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