Guest E.C Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 My girlfriend told me Davy Jones from The monkees had died. I didn't believe her, but then I saw her face.Haha, that joke is BRILLIANT. you don't even have a girlfriend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Now you're a bereaver? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Haha, that joke is BRILLIANT. you don't even have a girlfriend!Yes I do. You just wish I didn't so you would feel less alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 The Friendly Match at St. James ParkI remember gannin to watch the lads playing Rangers at St. James'. It was like being in a riot. Beer bottles flying aboot like machine gun bullets, a little fellah in front of me was dookin and dodgin. I says, "It's ne good ye dein that lad, if one of them bottles has your name on ye'll get it". "Thats whit I'm worried aboot sorr", he says, "Me names McEwan!". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Go to http://maps.google.co.ukSearch for Dennet place, Delta, BC, Canada.Look at postcode.LOL 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 I'm entering a "explain the definition of hubris" competition, and i'm really nervous about it because i don't actually know the definition of hubris.even so, i'm pretty sure i'll win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 What's brown and runs round your garden?A fence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 I'm entering a "explain the definition of hubris" competition, and i'm really nervous about it because i don't actually know the definition of hubris.even so, i'm pretty sure i'll win.I had to google "Hubris" to understand the joke. It took the shine off it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 What's brown and runs round your garden?A fenceIs that not more of a riddle than a joke? Either way, it's terrible. GET OUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Is that not more of a riddle than a joke? Either way, it's terrible. GET OUT Are you fucking shitting me? Those are the best kind of jokes. Perhaps better told verbally than written down but you can fuck off if you don't think that's funny.You would not enjoy an evening of joke telling with me and my eldest brother if you don't appreciate that joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 whats red and runs up your wall? bricks.i just thought that up in about 3 seconds. it's also shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 What is attached to me, in one piece and definitely not splitting?My sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?Dr. Drexx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 I'm never sure of telling that joke because I can't decide if it's racist or not. Is it racist to say that a person is "brown"?I do think it's funny though. Hopefully it isn't racist cos I hate racism. I'm not a racist am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 True or false. Nigel Havers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Patsy Kensit, Walt Disney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 How does a matador like his coffee?Au lait! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?Gracias 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Where do all the funniest prostitutes work?In a brofl 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 What do you call a Spannish fireman?Jose-A What do you call his friend?Jose-B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 That one does not work on paper that well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Worked fine with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Did you try it out on paper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Yes, but the paper got soggy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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