LizzyD Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 The divorce lawyer says "Mickey, claiming your wife Minnie is insane is not the best reason for a divorce." To which Mickey replies, "i didn't say she was crazy, i said she was fucking Goofy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 A 20Hz sine wave walks into a bar...The barman says "Why the long phase?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 I just found out my friend is addicted to brake fluid. When confronted about it, He denied it. He said "I can stop anytime". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Wow. So someone just took an old, racist piece of shit joke and changed the word Muslim to Taliban. Now it's not offensive because it only makes fun of bad people, right? xx 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Yeah thats pretty bad taste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 i've uttered the phrase 'i love with you've done with your cave' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 That's the kind of facebook viral pish that gets an immediate unfriend/block from me, no questions, no right of appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 It's a fuckin' disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 what did the hungover chickpea say? "eurgh, i falafel" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 i've uttered the phrase 'i love with you've done with your cave' But by cave, did you mean vagina? xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 "Accidentally wrote my name twice on the registration form for the National Innuendo Championships, so I'm just going to rub one out." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie thats AmoreWhen an eel bites your hand and it not quite what you planned thats a Moray.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 How do you drown a hipster? In a mainstream. How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram. How did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 What do you call a nun in a wheel chair virgin mobile 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 How do bees style their hair? They use a honeycomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 What do you give dyslexic criminals? Tough sentences. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? Her teacher told her she had to do an essay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) Why do scenesters rarely play football? They always get hip injuries Edited October 20, 2013 by Eupraxia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted October 23, 2013 Report Share Posted October 23, 2013 Working as a mirror inspector is something I could really see myself doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladstone Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 What's brown and runs round the garden? A fence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 Hard of hearing dyslexic man is driving a car with his mate in the passenger seat. His friend says 'can you smell petrol?'. He replies 'Don't be a cunt, I can't even spell my own name'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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