Lemonade Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Wipe your cock all over the newspaper. That'll teach them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcn Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 People who want 6500 over the valuation for their house. Sorry man, but the heady days of people tripping over themselves to give you money are long gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 ...Only for a few years mind. It'll pick up in no time again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 ...Only for a few years mind. It'll pick up in no time again.Thanks for that, here's me thinking I'd have to watch the news and read the papers for that kind of in-depth analysis of the property market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 People who don't want to tell me their clothing size and just say it's "larger". It could be anything from 10 to 26, depending on their perception of what is "larger". It's, ooh what's the word, oh, ESSENTIAL when you work in a clothing store store to have the person's size! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Sleeping til 4.00 and wasting your whole day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 CDs skipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Thanks for that, here's me thinking I'd have to watch the news and read the papers for that kind of in-depth analysis of the property market.You shouldn't be looking on here for in-depth analysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 None of my Xbox friends seem to play Fifa or Skate, which is all I play. It's just Call Of Duty or all that first person shooter guff.. Nerds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 People who don't want to tell me their clothing size and just say it's "larger". It could be anything from 10 to 26, depending on their perception of what is "larger". It's, ooh what's the word, oh, ESSENTIAL when you work in a clothing store store to have the person's size!Just as a matter of interest (as its a small pet hate of mine)Can you tell me why ladies clothes have to have a "SIZE" instead of proper measurements, like mens clothes do?Is it just to protect their vanity, that they refer to/delude themselves with, something that bears absolutely no relation to the actual inches/cms of their shape or figure?Come on.... call it like it is..... !!?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Pet hate: post deletion confusion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Just as a matter of interest (as its a small pet hate of mine)Can you tell me why ladies clothes have to have a "SIZE" instead of proper measurements, like mens clothes do?Is it just to protect their vanity, that they refer to/delude themselves with, something that bears absolutely no relation to the actual inches/cms of their shape or figure?Come on.... call it like it is..... !!?(probably to round up a range of sizes into smaller options (so the brands/manufacturers dont have to make millions of different size ranges) cause of all the different shapes n sizes compared with various different styles of clothes......??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 On a clothing/sizing bent, I'm a shortarse. Why is it nigh-on impossible to find midget sized jeans? All I'm asking is a 28S, but most jeans seem to start at 30R.Nae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Band members not turning up to practices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Can you tell me why ladies clothes have to have a "SIZE" instead of proper measurements, like mens clothes do?Yeah but to be fair, some shops (I'm looking at you Next) seem to have trouble getting their men's clothes to conform to a standard unit of measurement most of the time anyway.The amount of times I've had to get try the size up in that fucking shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Asda only ever seem to have large, x large and xx large clothes. Who the fuck do they think shops there? We're not all andre the fucking giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 To be fair, would you really want to wear Asda clothes? I know it's a step up from the 70s hand-me-downs you Brochers are used to, but I hear the range at Tesco is of remarkably better quality for only a modest increase in price.(sorry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 None of my Xbox friends seem to play Fifa or Skate, which is all I play. It's just Call Of Duty or all that first person shooter guff.. Nerds.Skate 1? I play Fifa and Skate, fancy an easy win at either? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Groupie Supreme Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Asda only ever seem to have large, x large and xx large clothes. Who the fuck do they think shops there? We're not all andre the fucking giant.ASDA with the McDonalds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 ASDA with the McDonalds?Haha, nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Skate 1? I play Fifa and Skate, fancy an easy win at either?i play those too but mainly call of duty 4 and a bit of halo. i suck at halo though. like the worst player on my team every single time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Band members not turning up to practices.3 guesses who that was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 To be fair, would you really want to wear Asda clothes? I know it's a step up from the 70s hand-me-downs you Brochers are used to, but I hear the range at Tesco is of remarkably better quality for only a modest increase in price.(sorry)I buy most of my work clothes from Asda, shirts, ties, trousers etc. I don't see the point in pay top for clothes for work that I don't really like wearing in the first place. Lets face it, a 10 Asda shirt looks the same as any other fucking shirt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 I buy most of my work clothes from Asda, shirts, ties, trousers etc. I don't see the point in pay top for clothes for work that I don't really like wearing in the first place. Lets face it, a 10 Asda shirt looks the same as any other fucking shirt!I get most of my stuff from Asda although If I need work trousers I get them from Tesco. I bought a pair of trousers from Asda and they were so thin you could hold it up to the light and see through the bloody things.Also being a huge fat bastard I have to shop at Asda because most normal places don't have clothes big enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 I've bought various pairs of jeans from Asda. They've all been fine. Jeans are jeans, and if you buy more "upmarket" jeans they are usually "twisted" or "crinkled" or come with manufactured holes/wear-and-tear, or some cosmetic fashionable paint stain on the arsehole and 15 pockets per leg. Fuck off. Plain jeans. 4 pockets, no fucking holes or dyed machine fade. I'm not in a fucking boyband, shitsock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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