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Facebook pages for venues/organisations/any page set up to provide information rather than a personal profile that are set to private. Today I have tried to look at the profiles for the Tunnels, Drummonds and Aberdeen Curfew but I have been unable to do so due to this.

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Facebook pages for venues/organisations/any page set up to provide information rather than a personal profile that are set to private. Today I have tried to look at the profiles for the Tunnels, Drummonds and Aberdeen Curfew but I have been unable to do so due to this.

I removed them after being constantly being barraged with what was on at each venue about 24 times a day.

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Scottish football pundits strange new predilection for using "nonsense" as a noun.

As in, "I can't believe the Celtic fans are calling for Tony Mowbray's head already, that's a nonsense". You don't get "a nonsense". It's just "nonsense"

Jim Traynor is the worst culprit for this, the fat cunt, but Cowan / Cosgrove do it as well. Nonsense is not a noun. I don't know what the fuck it is, but it isn't a noun.

Also, Scottish footballers pronouncing "definitely" wrong in post match interviews. It's always "Aye, deffin-ATE-ly, it's good to get three points". I hate that.

Nonsense is a noun! Some people just use it wrongly.

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You a postie?

I think I've a new postie, and he's my pet hate because my last postie left my noise packages just outside my flat door in the block. This one doesn't, bastard took them back to the collection office today leaving a teasing card saying there were 2 parcels waiting there for me. How fucking dare he be so efficient? People doing their job properly be fucked, I want my noise...

:swearing::down:X-(:guns::moody:

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Nah it's the big sorting office on the way to Cove, only got the job a few days ago, but bloody fuck, I never knew how many people send letters still.

Another one; When you cook soup and it isn't steaming, but you take a spoonful and that shit burns your throat up.

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My postie does that too, there's one person across the hall from us and i trust them not to steal my parcels so if i get a chance i'm going to ask him to leave the bastarding things at the door. still haven't going The dark Knight returns cause he fucking took it back to the post office and they're open at the most inconvenient hours imaginable to go collect it:swearing:

He should be fine about it if you ask him, it saves him lugging them back to the sorting office so everyone wins. It looks like I've got my normal postie back today, normal service resumed with the doorstep drop. :up:

The fucking queue at the sorting office this morning was unreal, couldn't face waiting among all those sodding people. Which leads me to today's pet hate:

People. Stupid bastard people.

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Pet hate:

People who post their stuff for sale and then write "Offers" instead of a price.

This translates as "I have an idea how much I want for it, but I'm not going to say it because there's a chance someone might offer me more".

Fuck off, just say how much you want for it! I never respond to an advert that says "Offers", even if it's something that I want.

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It seems that my patience for stupid television adverts grows thinner and thinner every day. Last week it was that cunting "my world is movies" PC World advert, this week it's this bastarding piece of cock:-

YouTube - CK FREE FOR MEN by CALVIN KLEIN - COMMERCIAL

Holy shit, what a cunt. I mean come on man, you're trying to be an ASDA Price version of Henry David Thoreau but you look like Brad fucking Pitt. What the hell are you doing? You're not a free-wheeling vagabond, you're an irritating Hollywood cuntshovel who piles 50 worth of hair product onto his scalp every morning so that not a strand of his 200 haircut is out of place. You've only got that car because you think people will think you're cool and bohemian for owning such a retro vehicle. You don't live in that fucking thing, do you? No, you live in a 50m palace in the clouds above Beverly Hills that's built out of marble and caviar and surrounded by cherubs with gold-plated arseholes who serve you duck a l'orange and champagne every morning. You tit.

And well done, you're in the middle of the fucking desert. Whoop-de-fuckin'-doo. I hope a massive bastard snake pops out of the ground and bites your balls off and then eats your car's tyres, you wanker. Then you'll be fucked 'cause your ridiculous car hasn't even got a proper roof. Hahaha. Take that, shithead. You're going to melt in the sun and I'm going to laugh at you, but hey, you're "free" so it's all good, right?

God, you're such a wanker. "The best part about getting lost is what you find along the way... I'm just going." SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not Raoul Duke, you're a cunt. Now get the fuck off my television screen before I rant about you in the internet again. Yeah! Let's see how you like that.

And as for you, Mr. Klein (if that is indeed your real name); what the hell kind of product are you trying to market to me here? I know it's gonna smell exactly the same as all your other fuckin' products, but tell me, what exactly is the smell of "freedom"? To me, it's what the inside of some filthy vagabond's winnebago honks of after 3 months on the road with no working shower. It's the smell of dried sweat, mouldy burritos, marijuana, and a chemical toilet that hasn't been cleaned in so long that a colony of flies has taken residence in the cistern. If that's what your product smells like then I'm sure as shit not gonna put it on my body.

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Pet hate:

People who post their stuff for sale and then write "Offers" instead of a price.

This translates as "I have an idea how much I want for it, but I'm not going to say it because there's a chance someone might offer me more".

Fuck off, just say how much you want for it! I never respond to an advert that says "Offers", even if it's something that I want.

Yes, this boils my piss also. Irritates the shit right out of me.

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All Windows 7 adverts - IT WASN'T YOUR FUCKING IDEA NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

"I'm Kate McCann, and not locking Windows was my idea..."

Wish I could claim it as my own, but alas. t'was sickipedia.

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Guest Gladstone

I've developed a fucking sensitive tooth, which is bugging the fuck out of me. I bashed my gum a week or two ago whilst brushing my teeth, and the last few days, I've been getting horrible pains in my tooth whenever I have a hot or cold drink - it's like those Sensodyne F adverts.

I suspect it's not normal sensitive teeth though, and I've damaged something when I bashed my gum that time.

It's doing my nut in. I'm tired, at work, and need tea to stay alert/awake, but every time I take a drink it's painful as fuck.

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Wrapping Christmas presents. Just the actual mechanics of wrapping something really, it does my fucking head in. Who would have thought that wrapping something rectangular would still result in me making a cunt of it... I need an extra arm to combat flailing paper whilst I get the sellotape into position.

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Wrapping Christmas presents. Just the actual mechanics of wrapping something really, it does my fucking head in. Who would have thought that wrapping something rectangular would still result in me making an cunt of it... I need an extra arm to combat flailing paper whilst I get the sellotape into position.

I think you'll find what you mean is:

"I need a woman to do it for me"

Wrapping is wifie's work.

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