Christy Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 I mind a Polish girl I worked with was the exact opposite. She couldn't get her head round the fact that everyone here takes milk in their tea.Did she have big bangers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 "the Lampards and the Gerrards of this world". Worse still is the addition of 'your'So it becomes "you've got your Lampards and your Gerrards"... Sorry, whose? ...mine!? Oh thanks. But I only wanted one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Did she have big bangers?Once again Christy gets right to the heart of the matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 I guess they can't afford milk. Or tea. Or kettles. In fact, a cup of tea in Poland is probably a styrophone cup with reclaimed rain water in it.I'll bet Cloud will pop up soon and let us all know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 I'll bet Cloud will pop up soon and let us all know.What would give him superior knowledge of Poland-related issues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Worse still is the addition of 'your'So it becomes "you've got your Lampards and your Gerrards"... Sorry, whose? ...mine!? Oh thanks. But I only wanted one.The 'your' thing is annoying, but not in the same league as the original poast.'Aston Villa are a good team, but I just don't think that they can compete regularly with the Chelseas, The Man Uniteds and the Arsenals of this world.' You mean Chelsea, Man Utd and Arsenal.Another one is 'at this present moment in time'. UrghSuperfuckinginstafuckingmonkeytilt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 What would give him superior knowledge of Poland-related issues?I dunno, you'd think he lived there the way he bangs on about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Some skanky bitch taking all my clean washing out of the machine in the laundrette. The cycle had been finished for 5 minutes, I was on my way to the building and arrive to find it all stuffed in a bag... I don't know where that dirty bint's hands have been, so asked her to pay for another load because what she did was bloody disgusting - for all I know she could have been fingering herself before she decided to do laundry and not washed her hands, or gone for a piss and got some of it on her hand whilst wiping... It wasn't as if it had been lying in the machine for ages, she could have waited a few more minutes before deciding it was perfectly acceptable to handle a complete strangers underwear etc... FUCK I HATE STUDENTS, even if I am one.She ran out when I explained just how rude and disgusting it was to do what she did, cow. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Some skanky bitch taking all my clean washing out of the machine in the laundrette. The cycle had been finished for 5 minutes, I was on my way to the building and arrive to find it all stuffed in a bag... I don't know where that dirty bint's hands have been, so asked her to pay for another load because what she did was bloody disgusting - for all I know she could have been fingering herself before she decided to do laundry and not washed her hands, or gone for a piss and got some of it on her hand whilst wiping... It wasn't as if it had been lying in the machine for ages, she could have waited a few more minutes before deciding it was perfectly acceptable to handle a complete strangers underwear etc... FUCK I HATE STUDENTS, even if I am one.She ran out when I explained just how rude and disgusting it was to do what she did, cow. How do I give reputation points? I fucking love this poast. Top swearing, missus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Braindead dipshits who go around saying stuff like "fail" and "for the win" without a hint of irony. Fuck off back to the internet with your shit, you worthless oxygen-thieving fuckhole. You think you're cool because you use some geeky internet slang when you're talking to people in the flesh? You're not. You're a vapid single-cell lifeform with a head like a blackhole and no clue whatsoever how to interact with actual human begins. Say that shit around me and you're getting a punch. Ummm, well no. I probably won't punch you, I'll maybe glare at you instead. Or moan about it on the internet.*sobs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 for all I know she could have been fingering herself before she decided to do laundry and not washed her hands, or gone for a piss and got some of it on her hand whilst wiping... Is it wrong that I found this highly erotic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Is it wrong that I found this highly erotic?he he...that made me chuckle....."you must spread"...... etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The obligatory 'friend of girlfriend' who's always a total cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The obligatory 'friend of girlfriend' who's always a total cunt.Agreed.Btisih Airways strikes. Fucking cunts.Meant to go to London for all expenses paid booze-up with work tomorrow. Meant to be fly to Dubai on Tues 22nd. The cunts decide its time for a strike. So have to re-arrange Dubai flights. Get them re-arranged Aberdeen to Heathrow then Heathrow to Dubai on Friday morning. Considering I'll be in London anyway, migt as well just get Heathrow to Dubai flight. But I can't. Cos it was a transfer, and not getting on the Aberdeen flight would cancel the connecting one. So cos of these cunts whinging on for a year, I'm missing my awesome London Xmas party-booze-mania, despite the fact it's perfectly feasible for me to do both.Seriously fucking angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Is it wrong that I found this highly erotic?Not at all. I don't see what the problem is personally. I'd love some bird's flangey fingers all over my clean washing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Not at all. I don't see what the problem is personally. I'd love some bird's flangey fingers all over my clean washing.I'm not sure i fancy the lashings of a clarty slit slicked all over my smalls... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 I'm not sure i fancy the lashings of a clarty slit slicked all over my smalls...This sentence is almost poetic in its sheer disgustingness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 This sentence is almost poetic in its sheer disgustingness.It does roll nicely of the tongue. His english teacher would be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 I'm not sure i fancy the lashings of a clarty slit slicked all over my smalls...Poove imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Poove imoAs an openly homosexual man, i am offended! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 As an openly homosexual man, i am offended!As an openly homosexual man, I am interested... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The obligatory 'friend of girlfriend' who's always a total cunt.Thirded. Especially if it's a guy, watch that snake like a hawk as he's just biding his time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Thirded. Especially if it's a guy, watch that snake like a hawk as he's just biding his time...So so true. Properly made me chuckle that did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Not at all. I don't see what the problem is personally. I'd love some bird's flangey fingers all over my clean washing.Even if she was a complete munt and a bit butch...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Even if she was a complete munt and a bit butch...?Especially if she was a complete munt and a bit butch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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