WoodyRATM Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 That ginger vodafone advert.Speaking of phone adverts. The T-Mobile one with that Josh guy. Annoys me alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 I've developed a fucking sensitive tooth, which is bugging the fuck out of me. I bashed my gum a week or two ago whilst brushing my teeth, and the last few days, I've been getting horrible pains in my tooth whenever I have a hot or cold drink - it's like those Sensodyne F adverts.I suspect it's not normal sensitive teeth though, and I've damaged something when I bashed my gum that time.It's doing my nut in. I'm tired, at work, and need tea to stay alert/awake, but every time I take a drink it's painful as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Wrapping Christmas presents. Just the actual mechanics of wrapping something really, it does my fucking head in. Who would have thought that wrapping something rectangular would still result in me making a cunt of it... I need an extra arm to combat flailing paper whilst I get the sellotape into position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Pet hate is this band name: Only 1 now. Some weird Dancey/Rocky one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Wrapping Christmas presents. Just the actual mechanics of wrapping something really, it does my fucking head in. Who would have thought that wrapping something rectangular would still result in me making an cunt of it... I need an extra arm to combat flailing paper whilst I get the sellotape into position.I think you'll find what you mean is:"I need a woman to do it for me"Wrapping is wifie's work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 rapping is wifie's work.Tell that to Eminem. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Tell that to Eminem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 I'll recover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 It seems that my patience for stupid television adverts grows thinner and thinner every day. Last week it was that cunting "my world is movies" PC World advert, this week it's this bastarding piece of cock:-YouTube - CK FREE FOR MEN by CALVIN KLEIN - COMMERCIALHoly shit, what a cunt. I mean come on man, you're trying to be an ASDA Price version of Henry David Thoreau but you look like Brad fucking Pitt. What the hell are you doing? You're not a free-wheeling vagabond, you're an irritating Hollywood cuntshovel who piles 50 worth of hair product onto his scalp every morning so that not a strand of his 200 haircut is out of place. You've only got that car because you think people will think you're cool and bohemian for owning such a retro vehicle. You don't live in that fucking thing, do you? No, you live in a 50m palace in the clouds above Beverly Hills that's built out of marble and caviar and surrounded by cherubs with gold-plated arseholes who serve you duck a l'orange and champagne every morning. You tit.And well done, you're in the middle of the fucking desert. Whoop-de-fuckin'-doo. I hope a massive bastard snake pops out of the ground and bites your balls off and then eats your car's tyres, you wanker. Then you'll be fucked 'cause your ridiculous car hasn't even got a proper roof. Hahaha. Take that, shithead. You're going to melt in the sun and I'm going to laugh at you, but hey, you're "free" so it's all good, right?God, you're such a wanker. "The best part about getting lost is what you find along the way... I'm just going." SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are not Raoul Duke, you're a cunt. Now get the fuck off my television screen before I rant about you in the internet again. Yeah! Let's see how you like that.And as for you, Mr. Klein (if that is indeed your real name); what the hell kind of product are you trying to market to me here? I know it's gonna smell exactly the same as all your other fuckin' products, but tell me, what exactly is the smell of "freedom"? To me, it's what the inside of some filthy vagabond's winnebago honks of after 3 months on the road with no working shower. It's the smell of dried sweat, mouldy burritos, marijuana, and a chemical toilet that hasn't been cleaned in so long that a colony of flies has taken residence in the cistern. If that's what your product smells like then I'm sure as shit not gonna put it on my body.A solid, well thought-out rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 A solid, well thought-out rant.Agreed. This is what this thread was made for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 StuffI can't wait until you get fed up of that motherfucking Blackberry advert... All you need is love? Then why the fuck are you trying to punt your pishy phone to gullible fools for Xmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 The Panto season and everything to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 The Christmas season and everything to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 The Christmas season and everything to do with it.But... But... What about the baby Jesus?! It's his birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 But... But... What about the baby Jesus?! It's his birthday!Is it not true that Jesus wasn't actually born on the 25th December? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 The Panto season and everything to do with it.Oh no you don't!(sorry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 And anyway, I don't celebrate birthdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Is it not true that Jesus wasn't actually born on the 25th December?Amazingly I had to do research about this for work today. Christ mass was celebrated on various dates across the world until the 4th century when pope Julius I set the date of 25th of December, possibly to overshadow the pagan celebration of the winter solstice. It is not recorded when Jesus was actually born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Amazingly I had to do research about this for work today. Christ mass was celebrated on various dates across the world until the 4th century when pope Julius I set the date of 25th of December, possibly to overshadow the pagan celebration of the winter solstice. It is not recorded when Jesus was actually born./resisting the urge to go into militant atheist mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flossie suvara Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 25th December was also the birthday of the Roman god Mithras...Flossie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Didnt the calander start on the day Jesus was born, so, surely Christmas is Jan 1st?Or am I remembering something from school that doesn't exsist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 people who post something on twitter, then cut and paste it and stick in on facebook. lazy lazy bastards.I second that about panto season, it gives work to forgotten tossers like jim davidson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 /resisting the urge to go into militant atheist mode.This.(888) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 people who post something on twitter, then cut and paste it and stick in on facebook. lazy lazy bastards.It is a highly likely they have their accounts linked so they can update their Facebook by Tweeting by text. Pretty much everyone I have on Twitter and Facebook have this set up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 militant atheist mode(888)Absolutely. Easter and Christmas are both appropriations of pre-existing "pagan" festivals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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