Guest Gladstone Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 It comes from Glasgow, like many many bad things in this world.I have never in my life heard someone say they were off to the 'torlet'.You must never have spoken to anyone from Torry in your life then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 "Cowkulator". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 The pronounciation of sandwich has been mentioned in this thread now by three different people (including myself twice!) making it Aberdeen-Music's top all time Pet Hate. Perhaps we should start a campaign to educate people.People who pronounce the word sandwich as "sangwich".Just heard some stupid bint say sangwich in the lift and it was all I could do to stop myself saying "IT'S FUCKING SANDWICH." But then I would have got sacked, so I composed myself.On the subject of sandwiches - and listen up, Weegies - a sandwich is called a 'sanDwich'.Not a 'sangwidge', you fucking cretins.People mispronouncing the word sandwich. I really hate it and EVERYBODY does it. It's easy, it's just said as it's written - Sand-Witch. But everybody pronounces it Sam-Widge. There's no M and there's no G, so can people please start pronouncing it properly. K thanks. bastard.Want to hear my all time pet hate? One that I yell at my girlfriend for at least once a day, and usually somebody at work as well.People mispronouncing the word "sandwich". EVERYBODY does it, all over Britain, be it mates, family, or people off the telly, everybody says "samwidge".There's no "M" in sandwich.There's no "G" in sandwich.It's fucking SANDWICH!Sand. Witch. That's the easy way. Not Sam. Widge. That's the wrong way.Now are we all clear on how to pronounce sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 People who interfere with your work, by doing things you would normally do then don't tell you ......grr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Shit hip-hop. Shit hip-hop fucking sucks.Cannibal Ox FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Cannibal Ox FTW.YAS.You were a still born babyMother didn't want you, but you were still born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 George Street.Now so full of evil a hell mouth has opened in it:BBC News - City road closed after hole opens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 The pronounciation of sandwich has been mentioned in this thread now by three different people (including myself twice!) making it Aberdeen-Music's top all time Pet Hate. Perhaps we should start a campaign to educate people.I dunno. I think 'Old People' and 'People who walk slow on Union St' have probably been mentioned much more. They are kinda dull pet hates though. The uneccesary hatred of how someone else pronounces a word is much more to the tone of what this thread is about. I love petty gripes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Now so full of evil a hell mouth has opened in it:BBC News - City road closed after hole opensIn my mind, it's like the scene in Ghostbusters when they all fall into that hole in the road then they climb out and everybody cheers, and the ginger guy in the suit goes "Alright! Alright!" in the most 80s way possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Tiger Woods.I'm sick of hearing about Tiger Woods and how many lasses he's porked at some point his life, all because of this accident. Who calls their kid Tiger anyway? Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Tiger Woods.I'm sick of hearing about Tiger Woods and how many lasses he's porked at some point his life, all because of this accident. Who calls their kid Tiger anyway? Idiots.His name isn't really Tiger that's just a nickname his dad gave him. I'm sure it's something much more mundane, like Terry or Bill or something. Off to find out...EDITIn fact "Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods[4] (born December 30, 1975) is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time""At birth, Woods was given 'Eldrick' and 'Tont' as first and middle names. His middle name, Tont, is a traditional Thai name.[16] He got his nickname from a Vietnamese soldier friend of his father, Vuong Dang Phong, to whom his father had also given the Tiger nickname. He became generally known by that name and by the time he had achieved national prominence in junior and amateur golf, he was simply known as 'Tiger' Woods." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 His name isn't really Tiger that's just a nickname his dad gave him. I'm sure it's something much more mundane, like Terry or Bill or something. Off to find out...EDITIn fact "Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods[4] (born December 30, 1975) is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time""At birth, Woods was given 'Eldrick' and 'Tont' as first and middle names. His middle name, Tont, is a traditional Thai name.[16] He got his nickname from a Vietnamese soldier friend of his father, Vuong Dang Phong, to whom his father had also given the Tiger nickname. He became generally known by that name and by the time he had achieved national prominence in junior and amateur golf, he was simply known as 'Tiger' Woods."Fuck you and your reasonableness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Easy tiger.Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Now so full of evil a hell mouth has opened in it:BBC News - City road closed after hole opensam i the only one that really wanted the report to include the line "officials are looking into it" rather than "officials will investigate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 am i the only one that really wanted the report to include the line "officials are looking into it" rather than "officials will investigate"Would have been brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 YAS.You were a still born babyMother didn't want you, but you were still born.My mother said, "You sucked my pussy when you came outDon't ever talk backI handed ya life and I'll snatch it back"Only hip-hop song I like more than anything off that album is Deep Space 9mm by El-P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Alexa Chung.I dunno, she just seems like a right pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Alexa Chung.I dunno, she just seems like a right pain.I'd like to lick her elbows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Alexa Chung.I dunno, she just seems like a right pain.I know how you, or preferably I, could shut her up. It's a secret though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 She's shagging that spotty little twat from the Arctic Monkeys.Or at least she was. The girl at my work who used to bring in all the trashy gossip magazines and leave them in the staff room has stopped buying them, so my celebrity gossip is a good 6 months behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Groups of schoolkids on buses. Many shops sensibly only let 2 or 3 of the little shitcunts in at a time and buses have got to start doing the same. On they steam, gaggles of the rampaging little fucktoads making loads of noise, shouting, banging on the windows and then playing fucking gangsta rap on their shitty phones. Gangsta? Don't make me laugh you little prick, you'd last 3 fucking seconds tops in the Bronx. Gangsta indeed. A burst condom, that's all you fucking are. And you know it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Alexa Chung.I dunno, she just seems like a right pain.Yeah. Like repetitive strain disorder. In my right and sometimes left wrists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 ...then playing fucking gangsta rap on their shitty phones. Gangsta? Don't make me laugh you little prick, you'd last 3 fucking seconds tops in the Bronx. Gangsta indeed. A burst condom, that's all you fucking are. And you know it.As a fellow Gordonian I'm sure you can appreciate that a lot of them are only listening to it in a post-modern ironic sort of sense.Posh cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Mac Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Groups of schoolkids on buses. Many shops sensibly only let 2 or 3 of the little shitcunts in at a time and buses have got to start doing the same. On they steam, gaggles of the rampaging little fucktoads making loads of noise, shouting, banging on the windows and then playing fucking gangsta rap on their shitty phones. Gangsta? Don't make me laugh you little prick, you'd last 3 fucking seconds tops in the Bronx. Gangsta indeed. A burst condom, that's all you fucking are. And you know it.You should do something about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 As a fellow Gordonian Posh cuntI now know why you're a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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