Hog Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 ...You love it?Hate anything to do with football. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Hate anything to do with football.Does that include people, running and the outdoors? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 george lamb is another one who one could happily spend hours repeatedly slapping. his old man is a fine actor though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 The ammount of BS spam I'm getting on Facebook lately, and people inviting me to 101 stupid quizes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Said it before people who come into work full of the cold and just sit and sniff, cough, moan....stay at home please I could do with out it and the cold!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 george lamb is another one who one could happily spend hours repeatedly slapping. his old man is a fine actor though.Please tell me you watched TV Burp on Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Does that include people, running and the outdoors?Don't forget money and Lucozade.and SPORTMANSHIP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I hate violent people and pacifists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Does that include people, running and the outdoors?Yep...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Hidden charges with holidays!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Said it before people who come into work full of the cold and just sit and sniff, cough, moan....stay at home please I could do with out it and the cold!!I get this, but one of my pet hates is people who take sick days off work all the time. You're not at school anymore, you're paid to be here! People are very rarely too sick to not at least show up at work. You might be a bit under the weather and decide to go home later, fair enough, but I'm sure half the time people take sick days is just out of sheer lazyness.I like the initiative started by corporate America where employees had a set number of 'duvet days' they could take over the course of the year. Saves all that bullshit 'im too ill' crap. You just fone up and chalk up a permitted duvet day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 My old work had an initiative in place that if you went a whole month without taking a sick day you got an extra 50 or something in your wages. And if you went three months, you got another extra hundred on top of that. I tell you something, it made you think twice about phoning in sick when you were potentially staring down the barrel of losing 200 for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 That sounds decent. I'd attend the fuck out of my job if there was a scheme like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Of course I still phoned in sick all the time. And I was only actually sick once, and even then I wasn't proper sick, I just had a pulled muscle in my shoulder and I couldn't move my head. Some days the lure of going back to sleep and then getting up at 11.30 for a wank, a shit and a long hot shower is just too great to resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Covering someones job whilst they are on holiday, especially when they've got the shittiest, most depressing job on earth, and their computer is fucking wank. Shitty old fashioned ball mouses are the fucking worst. I'm dragging this cunt all over the place to get it to work, and when you want to click on the tiniest of buttons, but it stops just outside it, and doesn't move. How the piss has he managed to use this thing without topping himself or nuking the whole place?The cunt is back tomorrow, so he can shove his job up his fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Please tell me you watched TV Burp on Saturday.never miss it!!!! not got a pet hate today but after tonights game against chester i may well be posting cambridge united later! well its a love/hate thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Peter Kay.OK, he's funny and I loved Phoenix Nights, but he's a money grabbing bastard. Not only has he only got one stand up routine that he's filmed and released on DVD every Christmas for the last 6 years, but last month he announced a "Tour That Doesn't Tour", only playing in Manchester.Cue record breaking run of 28 sold out shows at the MEN, with his fans no doubt arranging to come from all over the country, because it's "The Tour That Doesn't Tour".Now look what the fucker's doing:Ticketmaster - Promotions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Of course I still phoned in sick all the time. And I was only actually sick once, and even then I wasn't proper sick, I just had a pulled muscle in my shoulder and I couldn't move my head. Some days the lure of going back to sleep and then getting up at 11.30 for a wank, a shit and a long hot shower is just too great to resist.Ha and, furthermore, ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Peter Kay.OK, he's funny and I loved Phoenix Nights, but he's a money grabbing bastard. Not only has he only got one stand up routine that he's filmed and released on DVD every Christmas for the last 6 years, but last month he announced a "Tour That Doesn't Tour", only playing in Manchester.Cue record breaking run of 28 sold out shows at the MEN, with his fans no doubt arranging to come from all over the country, because it's "The Tour That Doesn't Tour".Now look what the fucker's doing:Ticketmaster - PromotionsI bet you get The Tour that doesn't Tour on Tour that's not coming out on DVD DVD for Xmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I bet you get The Tour that doesn't Tour on Tour that's not coming out on DVD DVD for Xmas.What's worse, he'll probably still do the same Bullseye/cheesecake/garlic bread routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 What's worse, he'll probably still do the same Bullseye/cheesecake/garlic bread routine.If you look out your window I think you will find IT'S SPITTING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Hidden charges with holidays!!Package holiday - flights and accommodation, 350 per person (we will not take you the seventy miles between the two unless you give us another 100 each) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Peter Kay has two routines. Both the Albert Halls and Blackpool tower DVD's are completely different. But you're right, he has nothing else. The MEN Arena one seems to be a mix of the two with very tiny new bits thrown in between. It's a shame because he's clearly very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Peter Kay has two routines. Both the Albert Halls and Blackpool tower DVD's are completely different. But you're right, he has nothing else. The MEN Arena one seems to be a mix of the two with very tiny new bits thrown in between. It's a shame because he's clearly very funny.Amazon comments on one of his many rip off DVDsAmazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Peter Kay - Stand Up UKay [2007] [DVD] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Christmas. Just Christmas in general.Fuck off, Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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