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Air fresheners.

The aerosol ones you find in toilets. They're fucking horrible. I'd much rather just walk in and get a whiff of someone's stinking shit.

I don't mind those air fresheners that are placed in a room that give off a subtle fruity smell, or you know cleaning products, that make a room smell clean. But all these horrible air fresheners achieve is to create a smell that's like shit mixed with old ladies' perfume or something. It makes me fucking choke. At least shit is a natural smell. We all do it, we all sometimes lay a fucking stinker, but no amount of air freshener is ever going to get rid of the smell. It just vaguely masks it with an even worse smell.

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The clunge you find in toilets. They're fucking horrible. I'd much rather just walk in and get a whiff of someone's stinking shit.

I don't mind those clunges that are placed in a room that give off a subtle fruity smell, or you know cleaning products, that make a room smell clean. But all these horrible clunges achieve is to create a smell that's like shit mixed with old ladies' perfume or something. It makes me fucking choke. At least shit is a natural smell. We all do it, we all sometimes lay a fucking stinker, but no amount of clunge is ever going to get rid of the smell. It just vaguely masks it with an even worse smell.

I couldn't resist.

Y'know what? I'm still not apologising.

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The ridiculous amount of promotion the BBC feel Gavin and Stacey need, spread across TV and radio, they seem to be advertising it every time I switch on the radio or watch TV. Seriously, we fucking know its back on, stop patronising us by constantly bloody telling us.

If I hear Radio 2 playing Susan Boyle's dreadful version of You'll See (the original wasnt much cop in the first place) I shall personally go to broadcasting house and stick a radio up the DJ's arse.

Miranda fucking Hart - I'd not heard of this wretched woman till last month when she badly guest hosted have i got news for you. She irritated me so much I had to switch the telly off. She has her own sitcom and some fucking tube at the BBC decided they should schedule a repeat between top gear and match of the day 2 on sunday night. Who the fuck is responsible for that bit of slapdash scheduling??? In any case I gave it a bash and it was even more terrible and unfunny that what i could ever have envisaged.

And not a day goes by when I don't think of how good it would be to spend a few hours repeatedly punching Michael MacIntrye.

Feel better now!

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