Lemonade Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Fucking Rainbow City taxis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Fucking Rainbow City taxis.Isn't it all together, a better service?Pet Hate: Bus prices [/John W] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Idiots that fuck up on tills. The guy typed in the wrong amount that I gave him by pennies and then proceeded to shortchange me. Okay it was only a couple of pence but the guy clearly hesitated after he typed in the wrong amount realising his entire lifes worth was insignificant, his whole family is nothing more than a fucking lie and that he was incubated between an old dried out sponge and a rock but come on!!! I still kicked up a fuss mind you which led to a supervisor getting involved which led to both of them scratching their heads like a couple of retarded monkies with downs. I'm glad I made a fuss and looked like a prick because hopefully now the checkout operator goes home tonight, murders his entire family and uses their blood to lubricate himself while he fucks the families pet dog. That's my three pence principle anyway.......... Yeah cool story braw!Life's hard for some people. Wish I never bought that chewing gum now as it was rather tasteless and no longevity to it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Idiots that fuck up on tills. The guy typed in the wrong amount that I gave him by pennies and then proceeded to shortchange me. Okay it was only a couple of pence but the guy clearly hesitated after he typed in the wrong amount realising his entire lifes worth was insignificant, his whole family is nothing more than a fucking lie and that he was incubated between an old dried out sponge and a rock but come on!!! I still kicked up a fuss mind you which led to a supervisor getting involved which led to both of them scratching their heads like a couple of retarded monkies with downs. I'm glad I made a fuss and looked like a prick because hopefully now the checkout operator goes home tonight, murders his entire family and uses their blood to lubricate himself while he fucks the families pet dog. That's my three pence principle anyway.......... Yeah cool story braw!Life's hard for some people. Wish I never bought that chewing gum now as it was rather tasteless and no longevity to it.....Shit story bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Idiots that fuck up on tills. The guy typed in the wrong amount that I gave him by pennies and then proceeded to shortchange me. Okay it was only a couple of pence but the guy clearly hesitated after he typed in the wrong amount realising his entire worth was insignificant, his whole family is nothing more than a fucking lie and that he was incubated between an old dried out sponge and a rock but come on!!! I still kicked up a fuss mind you which led to a supervisor getting involved which led to both of them scratching their heads like a couple of retarded monkies with downs. I'm glad I made a fuss and looked like a prick because hopefully now the checkout operator goes home tonight, murders his entire family and uses their blood to lubricate himself while he fucks the families pet dog. That's my three pence principle anyway.......... Yeah cool story braw!Life's hard for some people. Wish I never bought that chewing gum now as it was rather tasteless and no longevity to it.....You sound like a right cunt, btw. And a cheap bastard. And who in this day and age chews chewing gum? Are you a football manager? No? Then fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Post's like this make me so glad to not be working in supermarkets any more. Even the simplest mistake can be a bastard to fix on the tills by the way, shame he wasn't of superior knowledge and as brilliant as you are. You could have fixed it in no time with no problems right? Obviously.No it wouldn't. The way tills work it doesn't matter the amount that's keyed in as paid. As long as he gives the correct change for how much the person correctly gave him.Of course you do need to be able to do some simple addition/subtraction but that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 I understand that, but in this instance (i don't know if this is the case but it sounds like it) they need to double check what happened before any more money changes hands due to the amount of change scams that come through, because if any more than small change is missing from the till they do till investigations which can easily cost anyone who was involved their jobs. I've seen it happen first hand, several times.He said the boy clearly paused and realised he'd put in the wrong amount. If he'd known that (as he'd suggested he did) it was a simple fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 That Street Summer advert on channel 4. It's supposed to be promoting artists and whatnot from the streets, but it just sounds like an argument on a council estate. A load of horrid shouting from a selected group of Britain's most illiterate youths. The type that end their sentences with "and ting" or "and what?"I hate young people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 That Street Summer advert on channel 4. It's supposed to be promoting artists and whatnot from the streets, but it just sounds like an argument on a council estate. A load of horrid shouting from a selected group of Britain's most illiterate youths. The type that end their sentences with "and ting" or "and what?"I hate young people.You 'avin' a bubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 both of them scratching their heads like a couple of retarded monkies with downsIronic, as that is the dumbest description of anything, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 No Jake, Buses altogether, Stagecoach in particular. You guys have it easy with First.It was a stagecoach, tae Turra. 16.80 for a return. Then I find out you can get an 'all day explorer' for 14 quid. Why didn't the driver recommend that? Greedy bastard, even if she was worth one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Mike Ashley, i don't even have a word for what i think of him, loath or despise is close just not quite there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 The annoyingly trendy coffee shop on my route to work that tries to lure me into buying their $5 coffee with 'quirky' chalkboard signs. Fuck off with your glib attempt at being fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 And who in this day and age chews chewing gum? Are you a football manager? No? Then fuck right off.i actually chew heaps of chewing gum. i go through about a pack a day, im always wary of having bullshit breath.which leads me onto my own pet hate, folk who cant tell they stink...either breath or BO.If i have been sweating during the day im always really conscious of anyone getting a whiff and shower as soon as possible. But how anyone can willingly walk around smelling like an anchovies cunt is beyond me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 i actually chew heaps of chewing gum. i go through about a pack a day, im always wary of having bullshit breath.which leads me onto my own pet hate, folk who cant tell they stink...either breath or BO.If i have been sweating during the day im always really conscious of anyone getting a whiff and shower as soon as possible. But how anyone can willingly walk around smelling like an anchovies cunt is beyond me....It's a rebuttal to people who smoke. You stink, they stink.Now people who don't wash AND smoke...well that's a different matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 But how anyone can willingly walk around smelling like an anchovies cunt is beyond me....Because I really don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 Job hunting in a job market over-saturated with more qualified and experienced people.What a pain in the hoop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 Job hunting is a right cunt. I think I'm going to be stuck at the council forever. Folk doing similar jobs as me for oil companies are raking in silly salaries. My missus got her first ever admin job at an oil company, within 2 months she got a promotion, and now she's on 25k. What a fluky little slag. I'm going to headbutt every day, one time per every 1,000 per year she makes more than I do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Job hunting is a right cunt. I think I'm going to be stuck at the council forever. Folk doing similar jobs as me for oil companies are raking in silly salaries. My missus got her first ever admin job at an oil company, within 2 months she got a promotion, and now she's on 25k. What a fluky little slag. I'm going to headbutt every day, one time per every 1,000 per year she makes more than I do.What kind of work are you looking for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Job hunting is a right cunt. I think I'm going to be stuck at the council forever. Folk doing similar jobs as me for oil companies are raking in silly salaries. My missus got her first ever admin job at an oil company, within 2 months she got a promotion, and now she's on 25k. What a fluky little slag. I'm going to headbutt every day, one time per every 1,000 per year she makes more than I do.It's cool in about two years you can have yourself a sugamummy:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Job hunting is a right cunt. I think I'm going to be stuck at the council forever. Folk doing similar jobs as me for oil companies are raking in silly salaries. My missus got her first ever admin job at an oil company, within 2 months she got a promotion, and now she's on 25k. What a fluky little slag. I'm going to headbutt every day, one time per every 1,000 per year she makes more than I do.I've been temping at the Scottish government for the past 18 months, for essentially minimum wage, and I've really had my eyes opened to how easy some people have life. People swaning about, drinking subsidised Costa coffee all day, sitting like vapid mongs in front of computer screens all day, almost literally doing nothing, whilst they take home 25k per year of public money.Some of them even work the system and claim they are stressed, getting 3 months of paid leave at the public's cost. I'd give my left testicle for the job I have been covering for the past 18 months on a permanent basis.Pet hate: People who don't appreciate their jobs and what a stable job can allow them to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 I've been temping at the Scottish government for the past 18 months, for essentially minimum wage, and I've really had my eyes opened to how easy some people have life. People swaning about, drinking subsidised Costa coffee all day, sitting like vapid mongs in front of computer screens all day, almost literally doing nothing, whilst they take home 25k per year of public money.Some of them even work the system and claim they are stressed, getting 3 months of paid leave at the public's cost. I'd give my left testicle for the job I have been covering for the past 18 months on a permanent basis.Pet hate: People who don't appreciate their jobs and what a stable job can allow them to do.I'm in exactly the same boat. Been temping with ACC for 27 months now, and I've been fucked around constantly. Being told I was being made permanent, turns out it was just to fixed term, got a massive paycut to the tune of losing 200 a month, though now it's back up to close to what it used to be after 3 months of having to sell stuff just to afford my outgoings. The job I'm covering is graded at 21.5k, but I get absolutely nowhere near that. They keep saying it's getting approved by "committee", whatever the fuck that means, and I'll be able to apply for the job permanently. But that's been going on for the best part of a year now. I am desperately trying to get out of this sector and into an oil company, or a company with a bit more benefits at least. I'd certainly take the job permanently here if they offered me it, but it never gets anywhere. So I hope I can get something else and just leave. No notice. Delete everything I've done over the past 2 years. Fuck y'all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 I'm in exactly the same boat. Been temping with ACC for 27 months now, and I've been fucked around constantly. Being told I was being made permanent, turns out it was just to fixed term, got a massive paycut to the tune of losing 200 a month, though now it's back up to close to what it used to be after 3 months of having to sell stuff just to afford my outgoings. The job I'm covering is graded at 21.5k, but I get absolutely nowhere near that. They keep saying it's getting approved by "committee", whatever the fuck that means, and I'll be able to apply for the job permanently. But that's been going on for the best part of a year now. I am desperately trying to get out of this sector and into an oil company, or a company with a bit more benefits at least. I'd certainly take the job permanently here if they offered me it, but it never gets anywhere. So I hope I can get something else and just leave. No notice. Delete everything I've done over the past 2 years. Fuck y'all.I think 27 months is stretching the term 'temping' a bit. Fuckin hell. Is this a common thing in the public sector?pet hate for the day: Cunts who talk on their phone really loudly. Stepped out my flat at about 8am this morning to be confronted with some utter twot (smoking hot but a twot nonetheless) having an intense conversation about what one friend said to another friend about someone's boyfriend. She was walking the exact same route as me at the same pace so I couldn't overtake her and get away from her loud drivel. It's 8am, who can be arsed with any conversation at that time never mind a gossip-fest? It's endemic here too, aw cunts shout on their phones, especially around where I work in Greenwich village. And, i'm sure it's always because they're hoping to be overheard talking about something impressive rather than actually needing to have a conversation. You hear things like 'YEAH I'M PICKING UP THE SCRIPT TODAY, THEY"RE OFFERING ME 20K FOR A WALK-ON PART'Fuck off you attention seeking wannabe cunt. I fucking love new york but some of the wanky bullshit that goes on here is unbelievable. The thought of anyone hearing me talking on the phone in public makes me cringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 The thought of anyone hearing me talking on the phone in public makes me cringe.Oh my, yes. I can't cope with talking on the phone on a crowded bus or train. It's horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 You should walk around and really loudly say "I GOT SOME MORE POSITIVE REP ON ABERDEEN MUSIC LAST NIGHT" "A LITTLE MORE REP AND I'VE GOT MY SILVER STAR".Then they'll know who is king of the village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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