Surfer_Rosa Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Btw, running out of food.That's not all bad, now your flatmate's hot friends won't hear you shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 To be fair, how I crashed a rocket car and was smashed into a million pieces and glued back together yet still don't look like The Elephant Man is actually worthy compared to the other nonevents on your list.Aye, but I think he already did all that stuff in one book. He's now got another book out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 If that's the case, the previous few pages could offer some invaluable advice!It's by private courier, not royal mail, which makes this whole thing even more puzzling/worrying as I don't know where I can go to check if it hasn't been dropped off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 It's by private courier, not royal mail, which makes this whole thing even more puzzling/worrying as I don't know where I can go to check if it hasn't been dropped off.I forgot there were posts about Royal Mail, I was meaning the ones about begging might come in handy!Can you not track the delivery if it is by courier? A lot of these services log when packages have been picked up, are in transit and then delivered. They might be able to give you the status of your delivery at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Fucking Primark and their shitty-ass paper carrier bags. "Oh we use paper bags because they are stylish and also good for the environment". That's all well and good until I am walking down Union Street in the rain and the bag gets wet, falls to fucking pieces and dumps all my new clothes ON THE FUCKING GROUND! Fuck you Primark. Just fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Constant lethargy due to terrible sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Fucking Primark and their shitty-ass paper carrier bags. "Oh we use paper bags because they are stylish and also good for the environment". That's all well and good until I am walking down Union Street in the rain and the bag gets wet, falls to fucking pieces and dumps all my new clothes ON THE FUCKING GROUND! Fuck you Primark. Just fuck you.Had a similar 'mare last month: got off the train at Stoney and chanced my arm walking down to my flat in a light shower. Big mistake. Light shower becomes heavy shower, bag falls to bits in my arms, wet clothes. Cheapskate bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I think the inclement weather of autumn in this city makes a case for sturdier bags. I try to bring my own when I remember.A couple of weeks ago, when it was hellish windy, my bag ripped while walking home with a couple of nice big beer bottles in it. SMASH. FUCK. Only one man over board but I was inconveniently equally distant from two bins... I picked up all the big pieces and tried kicking the rest into the gutter before realising that was more of a hazard for motorists than children on the pavementAnyway, fuck you Aberdeen and your foul weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 all this fucking raintaxi drivers using a high powered torches on your window when they arrive, thought the bobbys were ootside people who go silent on the phone waiting for you to say something, when your silent waiting to for them to say something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Someone has probably posted this before, but people talking at gigs. Especially when its a quiet act playing.I went to see Bat For Lashes in Glasgow last week. I was looking forward to hearing the songs that had given me goosebumps on many occasions being played live, but instead those beautiful tender quieter moments of the set were spoilt for me by two girls standing behind me talking really loudly. I did not pay 17 to go and listen to them talk. Fucking morons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Xfactor status updates on facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Xfactor status updates on facebookQuoted for truth!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 WANKERS of students who underline practically every fucking word in a passage in a library book, meaning I either have to put up with hundreds of squiggly lines distracting me while I read or spending ages rubbing the fuckers out.PISS OFF AND STOP BEING SUCH GROTTY SHITS, I hate being at uni sometimes.I keep catching colds because no-one bloody covers their mouths when they cough in lectures, and hardly anyone washes their hands (while queuing in the ladies, I've realised the majority of lassys prefer to just stand in front of the mirror and flick their greasy hair about before leaving... no handwashing at all )*psst I know swearing isn't big or clever, but it makes me feel better to rant like this when I'm really annoyed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 WANKERS of students who underline practically every fucking word in a passage in a library book, meaning I either have to put up with hundreds of squiggly lines distracting me while I read or spending ages rubbing the fuckers out.PISS OFF AND STOP BEING SUCH GROTTY SHITS, I hate being at uni sometimes.I keep catching colds because no-one bloody covers their mouths when they cough in lectures, and hardly anyone washes their hands (while queuing in the ladies, I've realised the majority of lassys prefer to just stand in front of the mirror and flick their greasy hair about before leaving... no handwashing at all )*psst I know swearing isn't big or clever, but it makes me feel better to rant like this when I'm really annoyed...Swearing is big and clever. I've heard so much anti-swearing propaganda lately, it's upsetting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Haha I'm fed up of the "you have a limited vocabulary, that's why you swear". I'm sorry but saying "This case of clear vandalism, by my fellow students, on university property has deeply upset me" doesn't get your anger out quite like "FOR FUCK'S SAKE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Haha I'm fed up of the "you have a limited vocabulary, that's why you swear". I'm sorry but saying "This case of clear vandalism, by my fellow students, on university property has deeply upset me" doesn't get your anger out quite like "FOR FUCK'S SAKE"Exactly. Someone in a class at uni said that only idiots swear. You can imagine what I said to him.And yes, I felt big and clever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Exactly. Someone in a class at uni said that only idiots swear. You can imagine what I said to him.And yes, I felt big and clever.They're usually the ones who can't handle having their viewpoints questioned in a tutorial. "aaaah someone doesn't agree, it's the end of the world!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Pretty much every shopping/supermarket related gripe from this thread struck me at ASDA this morning. Fuckin boooooooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 people who persist viewing a gig they're attending through the 2.5 inch lcd screen of their digital camera recording video clips and such,put it away and enjoy the fucking gig*except from actual photagraphers taking photos for bands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Stadium gigs when you want to just stay seated but some guy has to get up and dance in a really lame fashion, thus obscuring your view.Of Depeche Mode, just so you can fathom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Someone has probably posted this before, but people talking at gigs. Especially when its a quiet act playing.I went to see Bat For Lashes in Glasgow last week. I was looking forward to hearing the songs that had given me goosebumps on many occasions being played live, but instead those beautiful tender quieter moments of the set were spoilt for me by two girls standing behind me talking really loudly. I did not pay 17 to go and listen to them talk. Fucking morons!Phil (idol_wild) knows how to deal with this. You should ask him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 New Pet Hate.The band Toykult.I'm not even sure who they are, but they are myspace friends with us. I got a text last night, asking if we'd totally changed our music because there was some weird electronic dancy stuff on our page. So I checked it out and couldn't understand what the hell was going on. Thought someone had hacked our page or something - checked our uploaded songs etc - all as should be.Eventually thought to check the comments, and there was a "tune widget" comment from Toykult, which whenever you opened our page, it automatically played over the top of our songs.I'm all for promotion, and posting posters, endless comments promoting gigs etc on people's myspace pages doesn't bother me one bit, but posting a song all over myspace on other bands' pages so that when someone loads up said band's page, all they hear is someone else's song, is going too far.Toykult = blocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Toykuntz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Swearing is great. Anyone opposing swearing is shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 YouTube - The Thick of It - Tucker's Law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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