Guest idol_wild Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 No its Richard Cockburn. It's pronounced Coburn.It wasn't my parents being cruel either. I wasn't born with that surname but had it changed when i was about 5 years old.Just a rather unfortunate quirk of fate.I've encountered worse. When I worked at NHS Practitioner services, one of the medical files that we noticed belonged to a lady named Shona Cock.True story.Worse still, she married into that name. She must have really loved him.Or his cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I've encountered worse. When I worked at NHS Practitioner services, one of the medical files that we noticed belonged to a lady named Shona Cock.True story.Worse still, she married into that name. She must have really loved him.Or his cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 someone who works for us is A.M. Stiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 A.M. Stiff wink? That conjurs up a scary thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Sounds like she really likes himor knows him really well!never met him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Used to work with an Asian guy called Mahboob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Used to work with an Asian guy called Mahboob.he sounds like a right tit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 My friend is now A. Dick!!Pet hate is a local monument that the tourist information centre know how to get to, just can't explain it or have it written downm, also finding out you turned your car round at the opening of the road to said monument two hours earlier. Also the tourist information not telling you it was a two mile hike up a hill to the monument Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 My friend is now A. Dick!!I used to work with A. Dick. Email filtering blocked his email when it was switched on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 I think I know of A. Dick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 ING Direct. Been trying to cancel my dormant savings account for about two months now, and they STILL keep sending mail to one of my really old addresses for some boring security reason despite me taking the option for paperless statements by e-mail, the total wazzocks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 There's an Asian lady called Fat Man who comes into my work from time to time. True story.My all-time favourite has to be Hymen Warmbath. What a fuckng trooper. He's not been in for quite a while, but I actually got in trouble once for putting his name on a customer complaints form because my boss thought I was taking the piss... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 I used to work with A. Dick. Email filtering blocked his email when it was switched on.My friend married into it, she thinks it's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 There's an Asian lady called Fat Man who comes into my work from time to time. True story.My all-time favourite has to be Hymen Warmbath. What a fuckng trooper. He's not been in for quite a while, but I actually got in trouble once for putting his name on a customer complaints form because my boss thought I was taking the piss...Fuck off, surely that's not his name? o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Fuck off, surely that's not his name? o_OThe amount of times I've tried to take a sneaky photo of his bus pass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Oi! I'll have you know I'm J Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Hymen Warmbath is real! I used to work at a recruitment agency and he sent me his CV a whole bunch of times. Others that made me chuckle were Thankgod Amos, Easter David and Michael Death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Hymen Warmbath is real! I used to work at a recruitment agency and he sent me his CV a whole bunch of times. Others that made me chuckle were Thankgod Amos, Easter David and Michael Death!I want to give you rep for the being down with the Warmbath, but the Rep Jobbies say "no". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Pet Hate :Burnt toast crumbs in my butter/margarine, and the people who do that! they tend to take too much of the said butter/margarine then scrape the extra (plus crumbs) back into the edge of the tub.... yeeuch....Thats also on a par with some people getting butter/margarine into the jam/marmalade jar...also yeeuch....or wet spoon plus coffee, into the sugar bowl....please just take care and do it cleanly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Pet Hate :Burnt toast crumbs in my butter/margarine, and the people who do that! they tend to take too much of the said butter/margarine then scrape the extra (plus crumbs) back into the edge of the tub.... yeeuch....Thats also on a par with some people getting butter/margarine into the jam/marmalade jar...also yeeuch....or wet spoon plus coffee, into the sugar bowl....please just take care and do it cleanly:Haha, I agree completely. But the thing is, everytime I come across any of these I think "what bastard's done this?", even though I know in the back of my mind it was almost certainly me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonz Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Pet Hate :Burnt toast crumbs in my butter/margarine, and the people who do that! they tend to take too much of the said butter/margarine then scrape the extra (plus crumbs) back into the edge of the tub.... yeeuch....I do thatThats also on a par with some people getting butter/margarine into the jam/marmalade jar...also yeeuch....And thator wet spoon plus coffee, into the sugar bowl....Christ that too.You'll have to swing by my flat for tea and toast! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Haha, I agree completely. But the thing is, everytime I come across any of these I think "what bastard's done this?", even though I know in the back of my mind it was almost certainly me.That gave me a good chuckle"spread some rep before you blah blah blah...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 or wet spoon plus coffee, into the sugar bowl....I caught someone at work doing this last week.Me: What the fuck are you doing?Them: Putting sugar in my coffee.Me: With a spoon you've already dipped in the fucking coffee?Them: Ummm...yeah. What's wrong?At which point I just sighed and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I caught someone at work doing this last week.Me: What the fuck are you doing?Them: Putting sugar in my coffee.Me: With a spoon you've already dipped in the fucking coffee?Them: Ummm...yeah. What's wrong?At which point I just sighed and left.Are you Mark from Peep Show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Are you Mark from Peep Show?You fucking get me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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