Alan Cynic Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 I'm off for a couple of nips, so will desist for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Guys, I've just had my third blunt of the night, and I've got to be honest, this whole pun thing is totally blowing my mind.Oh Dear Craigs going a bit Pentel ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Guys can we nib this in the bud now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 yeh, this thread isn't going anywhere with all these puns. You could even say it's become stationary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Yeah, he's gone a bit fountain pen!!!Hahaha...ha....ha. Oh wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 yeh, this thread isn't going anywhere with all these puns. You could even say it's become stationary.I agree !.... these puns have come in reams....isn't it time to propel another lead.... (sorry, I mean thread... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 I agree !.... these puns have come in reams....isn't it time to propel another lead.... (sorry, I mean thread... )Thanks for putting those in bold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 I agree !.... these puns have come in reams....isn't it time to propel another lead.... (sorry, I mean thread... )Phew... I was worried it was gonna be me who took it one step too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 I agree !.... these puns have come in reams....isn't it time to propel another lead.... (sorry, I mean thread... )This is brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Speaking on pens. . . What I really hate is when I turn up to an exam and I'm surrounded by people who bring 10 pens to each exam. 10 pens?! Are they expecting some fucking pen-troll to come and steal them all?!I had pens stolen when I was at an exam in school once. The fire alarm went off during standard grade geography and when we got back into the hall some fucker had knicked my pen.After the Killers on Thursday I'd like to submit tall people at gigs as a major pet hate.This massive guy came and stoof beside us at the start and we just knew he was going to end up in front of us. Sure enough as soon as the band started he drifted right into our field of vision. After a few songs I did politely ask him to move over a bit so my girlfriend could see past him at least, but (quite understandably I suppose) he just looked pissed off and after a few minutes he'd moved back to block our vision. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 I'm a midget, but when I was at Weller in November some guy audibly tutted as I jostled for a position I could see from. I turned round, and realised that both he and his mate were, incredibly, even smaller than me.I moved out the way in utter shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 you know what i hate . . .when you spend months designing or writeing something and people are just like "yeh its shit" even tho you've showen them it in many stages over the past months and they havent said anything til nowoh and couriers who are meant to come on a day when u'v had to take a day off work and they dont fucking come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 you know what i hate . . .when you spend months designing or writeing something and people are just like "yeh its shit" even tho you've showen them it in many stages over the past months and they havent said anything til nowDid you use a spellcheck before you showed them? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Did you use a spellcheck before you showed them?meeoww ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 I'll go with tall people at gigs, although it's only really a bother for me at bigger venues like the AECC/SECC etc...and isn't helped when they decide to hold up their camera/phone and film the whole bloody thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 I hate it when people get upset at me sitting in front of them at gigs because I'm tall.What the fucking hell am I meant to do about it? Eh? Explain to me? I don't stand up if I can help it, I try not to get in peoples way, nor do I hold up camera phones, yet I still get tuts and groans for being (moderately) tall.Being above average height is awesome, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 I don't stand up if I can help it, I try not to get in peoples way, nor do I hold up camera phones, yet I still get tuts and groans for being (moderately) tall.It's probably just because you're ginger;) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 I hate it when people get upset at me sitting in front of them at gigs because I'm tall.What the fucking hell am I meant to do about it? Eh? Explain to me? I don't stand up if I can help it, I try not to get in peoples way, nor do I hold up camera phones, yet I still get tuts and groans for being (moderately) tall.Being above average height is awesome, though.It is probably more likely that people are offended at being so close to someone with ginger hair.EDIT: Surfer_Rosa beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Great minds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Fuck you guys. I hope I do end up sitting in front of you at shows and put you off with my fluorescent dome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennbuchan Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 It just ruins the whole show standing next to a ginger.Anyway... pet hate- this email:System Administrator- Your mailbox is over its size limit.Uni email I only get like 20mb of emails which is ridiculous.Grrrrrrr.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 I hate it when people get upset at me sitting in front of them at gigs because I'm tall.What the fucking hell am I meant to do about it? Get the fuck out of the way and stand at the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Get the fuck out of the way and stand at the back.So because I'm 6'6, I'm not allowed a close up view? I have to get a shitty view far away? I'll stand wherever I want. Go fuck off and be taller, or stand on a box, you tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Get the fuck out of the way and stand at the back.And what if I paid full price for front row tickets? How about you move to somewhere better for you, dickhead. You being small is not my issue in the slightest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 And what if I paid full price for front row tickets? How about you move to somewhere better for you, dickhead. You being small is not my issue in the slightest.I'm not small. But I do have a sense of humour, unlike you, you ginger twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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