Dianne Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 - drivers who don't indicate- drivers who drive FAR too close - they just make me want to slow down to annoy them- men in vehicles (usually work vans) who totally letch out the window when i'm at the bus stop in the morning. even worse when they toot the horn. yes, i'm female, praise the lord?- bag packers in supermarkets. i'm very specific about how everything sits in the bag. i'd rather pack my own and put money in the charity bucket for them respecting my wishes and NOT putting my yogurts in upside down- when people say "how?" instead of "why?"...and lots more which i'm not going to think about right now as it's near bedtime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 even worse when they toot the horn. yes, i'm female, praise the lord?Testify? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I also feel Dianne's pain. My bus stop is not a butcher's shop window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I also feel Dianne's pain. My bus stop is not a butcher's shop window.*whistle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 *whistle*You absolute bounder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lemonade Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 The ass-wank who's parked his fucking BMW outside my office window, switched on the car alarm then fucked off. Predicatably as soon as another car passed within a foot of it the alarm went off and has been beeping for about 20 minutes now. Grrr... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Sniffles. I absolutely HATE having a cold!! Grrr....and following on from that, bastards - and I do mean bastards - cant be arsed blowing their noses and just sniff constantly.I get sat in close proximity to these pieces of human excrement on every flight I go on. Thank fuck for iPods.Also...cunts who don't wash their hands after using the toilet - middle-aged adult males in this area* seem to be expecially bad for that.* not necessarily Aberdonians btw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 ...and following on from that, bastards - and I do mean bastards - cant be arsed blowing their noses and just sniff constantly.I get sat in close proximity to these pieces of human excrement on every flight I go on. Thank fuck for iPods.Also...cunts who don't wash their hands after using the toilet - middle-aged adult males in this area* seem to be expecially bad for that.* not necessarily Aberdonians btw!That's fucking disgusting, I don't understand how anyone can do that. This is especially noticable on nights out, it seems to be an unwritten rule that if you're in the pub you don't have to bother washing your hands after you have a piss. If you're in the gents in any pub in the city you notice that 90% of the guys don't bother washing their hands. Then they go and put their pishy germ covered hands all over the door handles, tables etc which I then have to touch.GADS. Anyone who does this, you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself, you disgusting, filthy excuse for a human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 That's fucking disgusting, I don't understand how anyone can do that. This is especially noticable on nights out, it seems to be an unwritten rule that if you're in the pub you don't have to bother washing your hands after you have a piss. If you're in the gents in any pub in the city you notice that 90% of the guys don't bother washing their hands. Then they go and put their pishy germ covered hands all over the door handles, tables etc which I then have to touch.GADS. Anyone who does this, you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself, you disgusting, filthy excuse for a human being.Yuck!! some woman can be like this too!! gadders...then once you have washed your hands you have to open the door so look like a right ponce!We have been told (not sure if a wind up yet) that we will have mixed bathrooms in our new office.....yuck....a) men who don't wash and b) smell boke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Other people's pubes on the toilet seat. I don't even want to know how or why this happened, but please for the fucking love of God, give the seat a quick swipe after you've finished...Also people who sit their mobile phones immediately in front of them but still have the bright idea of leaving it on full fucking volume instead of silent/vibrate. I don't want to hear Yankee Doodle 40 times a day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Other people's pubes on the toilet seat. I don't even want to know how or why this happened, but please for the fucking love of God, give the seat a quick swipe after you've finished...On a related note:Pubes on soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 On a related note:Pubes on soap.Luckily I live alone. So this problem is far less disgusting.First person to make a joke along the lines of "you use soap Teabags?" gets negative reputations points. You're not funny. Your jokes are shit and your life is dull and meaningless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 On a related note:Pubes on soap.There's a solution to this. You may have heard of it.SHOWER GEL.Unless the pubes are on the soap next to your bathroom sink. Then I would be querying what your housemates are washing in that sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Also...cunts who don't wash their hands after using the toilet - middle-aged adult males in this area* seem to be expecially bad for that.* not necessarily Aberdonians btw!"I wash my knob and I don't pish on my hands."Worst excuse for anything ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 There's a solution to this. You may have heard of it.SHOWER GEL.Unless the pubes are on the soap next to your bathroom sink. Then I would be querying what your housemates are washing in that sink.It's not housemates. It's something I've only ever encountered at other homes.I am an advocate of handwash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 It's not housemates. It's something I've only ever encountered at other homes.I am an advocate of handwash.Handwash and shower gel for teh win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 I am an advocate of handwash.For some inane reason i have a need to put my pubes in your handwash o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 I don't want to hear Yankee Doodle 40 times a day...I would like to add to my previous post:Working any kind of job where I have to listen to Yankee Doodle 40 times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 For some inane reason i have a need to put my pubes in your handwash o_ODo that, and I'll jizz in yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Do that, and I'll jizz in yours Jizz is good for the skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Do that, and I'll jizz in yours I know a girl who pissed in her flatmate's mouthwash when she was moving out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 I know a girl who pissed in her flatmate's mouthwash when she was moving out.None so fine, as a Fraserburgh quine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 None so fine, as a Fraserburgh quine!She wasn't from the Broch, a Broch girl would have taken a shit on her pillow or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 ...and following on from that, bastards - and I do mean bastards - cant be arsed blowing their noses and just sniff constantly.This pisses me off BIG time. I used to work with a woman who did this non-stop. I wanted to throw heavy things at her, stupid old bint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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