Lucius Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 One of my pet hates is the recorded phone messages you get. "Congratulations you've won a trip to ............" Argh, just fuck right off!Maybe you have won something?YouTube - Massive Yacht - That Mitchell and Webb Look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I can't believe you used the word joke in that post.But Russell Brand is a joke.He just got his words muddled up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 People who say to me" I can't believe you haven't heard anything by Duffy/whatever popular shite is on now"No I haven't heard anything by her, because I don't listen to shitey mainstream radio...now fuck off... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Yeah man, fuck the system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 People who say to me" I can't believe you haven't heard anything by Duffy/whatever popular shite is on now"No I haven't heard anything by her, because I don't listen to shitey mainstream radio...now fuck off...I hate that as well.Also, constantly hearing this from my bossBoss: Did you see *inset shit-show-title here* on *insert TV channel name here* last night?Me: No. I don't watch TV.Boss: WHAT? How can you NOT watch TV?It's perfectly simple. I have a television. I don't have it connected to an aerial. It gets used for DVDs and my X-Box, and I'm perfectly happy keeping it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 People who say to me" I can't believe you haven't heard anything by Duffy/whatever popular shite is on now"No I haven't heard anything by her, because I don't listen to shitey mainstream radio...now fuck off...Score one for the counter-culture.I really like that Taylor Swift, do you like Taylor Swift? Much catchier than that lot on on your profile (Thrush, is it? Who the fuck are they?)Pet hate: musical revolutionaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I hate that as well.Also, constantly hearing this from my bossBoss: Did you see *inset shit-show-title here* on *insert TV channel name here* last night?Me: No. I don't watch TV.Boss: WHAT? How can you NOT watch TV?It's perfectly simple. I have a television. I don't have it connected to an aerial. It gets used for DVDs and my X-Box, and I'm perfectly happy keeping it that way.I can relate to most of this.I was also labelled as "pretentious" recently because I usually prefer to read than watch television.Fuck me, that's the least pretentious thing about me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Yeah man, fuck the system.(captain Mainwaring) Stupid Boy (Captain Mainwaring) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Score one for the counter-culture.I really like that Taylor Swift, do you like Taylor Swift? Much catchier than that lot on on your profile (Thrush, is it? Who the fuck are they?)Pet hate: musical revolutionaries.(captain Mainwaring) Stupid Boy (Captain Mainwaring) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 (captain Mainwaring) Stupid Boy (Captain Mainwaring)Sorry, I have no idea what your talking about - that reference is far too mainstream for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Dad's Army was pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Dad's Army was pretty funny Aye, before it got repeated 17 million and three times and appeared on hundreds of god-awful "Top 100" programs.Pet hate: all of the above. Cliche, I know. Next: my original and really really interesting hatred of mobile phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Aye, before it got repeated 17 million and three times and appeared on hundreds of god-awful "Top 100" programs.Pet hate: all of the above.You do realise it's not mandatory to watch things every time they're on don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 (captain Mainwaring) Stupid Boy (Captain Mainwaring)[JEDIMINDTRICK]This is not the online community you're looking for.[/JEDIMINDTRICK} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 You do realise it's not mandatory to watch things every time they're on don't you?I like to make sure I'm prepared in case somebody at work starts a conversation about it. It's only polite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I like to make sure I'm prepared in case somebody at work starts a conversation about it. It's only polite.You're an upper-middle-class fucktard, you know that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I expect to see Calum on 'Grumpy Old Men' one day...you know, when he's old.2/3rds ain't bad though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 You're an upper-middle-class fucktard, you know that?Bollocks - I'm landed gentry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 My ex-girlfriends new, handsome, sporty, tall boyfriend. He's so much taller than me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 My ex-girlfriends new, handsome, sporty, tall boyfriend. He's so much taller than me.... He's the one that plays the worlds tiniest violin right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 When a bunch of girls get together for drinks and spend the whole night going "Oh aren't men rubbish, men they're all the same, if you want something done right never ask a man to do it, blah blah blah blah." It's so fucking tedious. You got your equal rights, now shut the fuck up before we take them back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 When a bunch of girls get together for drinks and spend the whole night going "Oh aren't men rubbish, men they're all the same, if you want something done right never ask a man to do it, blah blah blah blah." It's so fucking tedious. You got your equal rights, now shut the fuck up before we take them back.Mildly annoying, yes. But there's a reason for them being so anti-male.Nobody wants to fuck them as they're embittered bisons.Not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Estate agents and bank managers who tell me lies.Fucking DIE.not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Sniffles. I absolutely HATE having a cold!! Grrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 The bloody Delivery Driver that requires a signature, (or the Telephone that keeps ringing until you answer) when your at home alone, and in the shower or bath....very annoying ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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