Guest treader. Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Jodi eating lunch is my biggest pet hate of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 To provide extra "oomph" and trajectory, right?I'm quite proud that I managed to get the word 'trajectory' into a conversation about pooping on a wall.yup and to get that nice, *SPLAT* noise when it hits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 To provide extra "oomph" and trajectory, right?I'm quite proud that I managed to get the word 'trajectory' into a conversation about pooping on a wall.Surely splatter might become a problem though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Surely splatter might become a problem though... imagine it landed on your white socks, then what would you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 imagine it landed on your white socks, then what would you say?"sorry i shit against a wall and it hit my feet....why whats the problem?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 imagine it landed on your white socks, then what would you say?Oh shoot. My good socks. What rotten luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Oh shoot. My good socks. What rotten luck."I wiz playin' fitba' an' a scored an' did a Klinnsmann" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 "I wiz playin' fitba' an' a scored an' did a Klinnsmann"After all these years we're stilling calling it a Klinsman? Brilliant. I suppose scoring with one of those in-off-the-crossbar goals would still be called a Yeboah? Just checking coz those two names bring back some happy childhood memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 I hate my boiler being fucked Yes, I'd be wanting to clean it before using it again after that.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Im with you there.Parents being shits with kids in general piss me off. I was on a flight to Bologne a couple of years ago and I witnessed one of the most incredible instances of parents being plonkers with a screaming brat. The kid screamed its head off for about 40 minutes (audible to the whole plane). The parents then came through the curtain to the Club Europe bit and were told that theyd have to use the economy toilets to change their kid. They then proceeded to wake me up (I was in the first row, right next to toilet in Club) and pulled down the table thing on front of my seat to change their screaming bundle of joy on. When I slammed the table back up in disbelief they looked at me although I was a child molester. I then told them as politely as I could that I needed to eat my lunch off that table, and would prefer if I didnt have to share my lunch with both the presence and odour of fresh, steamy baby shite. They continued to argue with me until the staff eventually shoved them back towards the queue for the toilet at the back. Now, I dont have kids and I can understand that they just wanted to change their kid but if theyd wanted to use the Club toilet (which tends to have no queue) then they should pay for the fucking ticket like the rest of us. Trying to change the kid at my seat was bbeyond belief. Ironically, if theyd just joined the queue at the back which was only a couple of people long, and would have taken a max of maybe 5-10 minutes when the brat started screeching then there wouldnt have been an issue.that is unbelieveable....gads...."i ordered a salad here, nae a potted heid!"GADS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kem10 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 People who say ''There's nothing worse than.." Eg. '' There's nothing worse than wanting a cup of tea and realising there's no milk.''Frustrating I grant you, but there are many,many things worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 People who say ''There's nothing worse than.." Eg. '' There's nothing worse than wanting a cup of tea and realising there's no milk.''Frustrating I grant you, but there are many,many things worse.Or "that's the last thing I want".Like as in, "I don't this to turn into an argument, that's the last thing I want". There are things I would want less, like cancer, or an axe through the face, or drinking diahorrea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kem10 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Or "that's the last thing I want".Like as in, "I don't this to turn into an argument, that's the last thing I want". There are things I would want less, like cancer, or an axe through the face, or drinking diahorrea.Agreed.Very irritating expressions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 that is unbelieveable....gads...."i ordered a salad here, nae a potted heid!"GADS.potted turtle heid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 I hate those Anti-Piracy warnings at the start of dvds, you know the "you wouldn't steal a car...tv....dvd, etc." one. I object to these people thinking that they know what my moral stance is, maybe I'd happily steal any of these things, as well as downloading their shitting films. Plus the song in the background is shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
em-s-t-a-r Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Im with you there.They then proceeded to wake me up (I was in the first row, right next to toilet in Club) and pulled down the table thing on front of my seat to change their screaming bundle of joy on. When I slammed the table back up in disbelief they looked at me although I was a child molester. I then told them as politely as I could that I needed to eat my lunch off that table, and would prefer if I didnt have to share my lunch with both the presence and odour of fresh, steamy baby shite. For some reason I really don't believe anyone would actually do that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Going for a poo at work when the cleaner has just toilet duck'd the rim. The splashes are stingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Going for a poo at work when the cleaner has just toilet duck'd the rim. The splashes are stingy.I actually like that in the morning, wakes me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 I hate those Anti-Piracy warnings at the start of dvds, you know the "you wouldn't steal a car...tv....dvd, etc." one. I object to these people thinking that they know what my moral stance is, maybe I'd happily steal any of these things, as well as downloading their shitting films. Plus the song in the background is shite.Nicked right off Ed Byrne, that...I agree though - surely the people watching the fucking dvd aren't the ones who need to be warned about how evil it is to steal the FUCKING DVD THEY'RE WATCHING!!! Fucking get a grip, FACT.It's completely counter productive - every time I put on a DVD and see that warning, I think to myself "I wish I'd downloaded it so I wouldn't have to watch this pish". D'oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 The new Diet Coke ad with Duffy singing in a weird helium-voice - GAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Nicked right off Ed Byrne, that...This wasn't intentional. In fact I'm pretty crushed if he did do a joke about this, because I think he's fairly shite. Therefore... I'm shite.New pet hate: me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 The new Diet Coke ad with Duffy singing in a weird helium-voice - GAH!So true. Every time that advert comes on I have to mute the TV or change channel. Urgh!One of my pet hates is the recorded phone messages you get. "Congratulations you've won a trip to ............" Argh, just fuck right off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 This wasn't intentional. In fact I'm pretty crushed if he did do a joke about this, because I think he's fairly shite. Therefore... I'm shite.New pet hate: meDon't get too down, at least you didn't accidentally make a Peter Kay "joke" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Don't get too down, at least you didn't accidentally make a Peter Kay "joke"True.Or even worse a Russel Brand "joke/screechy noise/ooh matron" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I can't believe you used the word joke in that post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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