Alan Cynic Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 ..just ink case..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 ..just ink case.....The pun is mightier than the sword? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 you're right...it's bic-cause it's pun-ishable by death Although if you did murder someone with a biro you'd end up in the penitentiary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 you're right...it's bic-cause it's heavier I had an ink-ling that could be the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Quink thinking on your part! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Ok ok... you're both write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Guys, this pun-fest has resulted in me spaffing over my keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Quink thinking on your part! What can I say, where there's a quill, there's a way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Guys, this pun-fest has resulted in me spaffing over my keyboard.Well stop wapping out yer cock whilst reading Aberdeen-Music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Well stop wapping out yer cock whilst reading Aberdeen-Music. Stop telling me how to live my life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 I'm only thinking of your mum...She'll have to clean it, and you'll need to have an explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 I'm only thinking of your mum...She'll have to clean it, and you'll need to have an explanation.Luckily enough, she won't. Problem avoided.And don't get the impression its a common occurence. Even though it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 It's schaeffer not to type when you're naked.......you could end up with a semi-colon (sorry for the half-assed reply!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Guys, this pun-fest has resulted in me spaffing over my keyboard.Well that is one way to rid yourself of some pent up stress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Come,come...that's spurty poor advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Come,come...that's spurty poor advice.'Pen-ds on who yer asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 I once asked a guy what he was doing with his pen...he called me a nosy Parker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Guys, I've just had my third blunt of the night, and I've got to be honest, this whole pun thing is totally blowing my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Guys, I've just had my third blunt of the night, and I've got to be honest, this whole pun thing is totally blowing my mind.That's what happens when you open Pundoras Box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 We're completely missing the ball-point of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Oh my god... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Oh my god...All those pen puns were the Tip-pex of the iceberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 All those pen puns were the Tip-pex of the iceberg.I can't give you reputation for that, or for the fact you may love Adam Ant as much as me, but emotionally, know its there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Oh just do it!! Show some moral fibre-tip!Once in a fit of a rage I stabbed a guy with a fountain-pen....it caused a frontal lob-blot-omy!I think the idea of having lots of pens in an exam is sound...you could label them A, B, C etcPen C would be for history, pen B for Maths, pen A for free-association...yes...pen A for your thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Oh just do it!! Show some moral fibre-tip!Once in a fit of a rage I stabbed a guy with a fountain-pen....he had to get a frontal lob-blot-omy!I've already given him rep.And also, mate, Alan, stop freaking me out with the insane puns. I'm more awe-struck than the first time I heard "The Wall" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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