Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 "nudger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Those status' remind me of the infamous "Mundane Cunt" Twitter account. What happened to MC? He was a treasure. "The jukebox is being an arsehole" was my utmost personal favourite MC tweet, and possibly the finest Tweet on Twitter.I got too bored to tweet mundane shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Anything to do with Dapper Laughs should instantly go in the hall of shame. Terrible "banter". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 What's that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 He's a crap cheeky-chappy lad bantah Vine "comedian". A sample: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=601217866639474&set=vb.538015466293048&type=2&theater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Green Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 There's fuck all wrong with some #necknomination activity, if approached in the correct way! I've got a friend from Uni on facebook who is now the wife of another friend from back home. She is the single most boring person on the internet, but I keep her around to lift my spirits when I'm down. She's a nice girl but fuck me, it's some boring shit and frighteningly middle class. The worst one ever which had me in bits was something along the lines of "sitting down to some fresh pasta after a fraught day of DIY" Recently there was "Posh tea and homemade brownies... Heaven!!" There's another girl who again, is nice enough in person, but who can't write a status without an accompanying photo of her posing, in exactly the same pose with the same expression, just in a different location/outfit. She seems to spend her whole life drinking champagne and refers to it as bubbles, so Every status is "Tigerlily bubbles!" and her in a bar called Tigerlily, or "Celebration bubbles!" and her our celebrating some inane shit. I can't even explain why but it gives me the fury!lmao bubbles.your friend sounds very posh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) Edited March 1, 2014 by Gypsum_Fantastic 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) YOU MOTHERFUCKER Edited March 1, 2014 by Murrr 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 The bubbles reappeared again today as she moved into her new house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 I can't stand the "Full Time Mummy" types as well. There's one girl on my Facebook that seems to do nothing but post pictures of her boring kid in her ridiculously messy house. She's done fuck all since leaving uni, and of course, she posts all the obligatory BRITISH SOLDIERS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST IN FAVOUR OF LESBIAN ROMANIAN IMMIGRANTS rants too. Oh, and she's still breastfeeding. The child is 3, ffs.The best one was quite recent, she had a 'hectic day in town' and so she had to go home and drink a nice cup of tea to relax. Yes, because walking around some shops is such an intense activity! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 "well according to finlay im fat, so im just going to stop eating" fucking annoying me. the status has around 30 comments. everyone she makes it ends in "im never eating again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 You should let her know that she may die if she does this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 No. I'm hoping on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Man, that is dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 I've never wished that upon anyone. But if you had her on Facebook (she's now blocked) you would really understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Would I? A few annoying statuses about crash dieting would make me wish she was dead too? I disagree. I think I would delete her, and forget about her existence, because I'm not a lunatic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Would I? A few annoying statuses about crash dieting would make me wish she was dead too?I disagree. I think I would delete her, and forget about her existence, because I'm not a lunatic. it's not just that. It's the ones like "like this status if you think I should kill myself" or someone mail me as I want to die" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 (edited) it's not just that. It's the ones like "like this status if you think I should kill myself" or someone mail me as I want to die"She sounds like a hot emo, get fired in. Edited March 12, 2014 by HeinzHines 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 I think YoungA tried to add me on Facebook.Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 She sounds like a hot emo, get fired in. nope small and fat. Fater than me supeisingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 I think YoungA tried to add me on Facebook.Nope. why can't we be friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 nope small and fat. Fater than me supeisinglyI am supeised by that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 "It takes a boy to be a dad,But it's takes a man to be a dad?" this doesn't make sense at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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