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HeinzHines last won the day on March 10 2018

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  • Birthday 08/04/1983

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  1. Is @Cloud still in real Poland, when a lot of others also relocated to Poland's because of him.
  2. Like any good tradesman, you've arrived 9 years too late.
  3. I just got an electric kettle this weekend in my part of Poland and the Polish wife is just amazed by it. I timed mine (2 litre kettle) and takes exactly 5 mins for full boil. Which is incredibly slow for U.K. standard, but if I was heating up a huge pan of water here on the stove it would take about 30 fucking minutes to boil.
  4. Yet not one of you moaning bastards would glass each other in a pub like a real man would.
  5. Yellow face, black face and a hitler 'tache, very confusing.
  6. First the potato famine, now this. Poland is destitute.
  7. A fairly shite piece of satire made utterly amazing by the needless to say, I had the last laugh quote.
  8. What really pisses me off is that it turns hobby masturbation into a crime.
  9. I've been in your Polish nation for last couple of months, albeit in the lower regions. And while I'm with you on polish to polish translations, my main pet hate here is still toilets with 2 inch gaps all around the door, the door which is also barely chest height, so if crack peeping isn't enough, just pop your head over for a good look.
  10. O'Deon Dublin is a fantastic cinema and a fine footballer.
  11. I honestly can't wait for the episode he takes his first shower.
  12. Yeah, Southampton is what I typed and it was an autocorrect mistake to Middlesunderlandboro for some reason...
  13. It's Middlesunderlandboro that you forgot.
  14. It's probably just google flights you're after.
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