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HeinzHines last won the day on March 10

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About HeinzHines

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  • Birthday 08/04/1983
  1. I don't want the serious nature of the conversation to deflect from how flipping hilarious this video is.
  2. You might want to borrow someone's Mac and google what new means.
  3. Imagine Peter Dow had access to AR15’s like they do here in Poland.
  4. Sadly, unlike jesus, you actually exist.
  5. Quoting jesus is like saying "I am not a sex pest" when you cleary are one.
  6. Anyone know a good slater?

    Like any good tradesman, you've arrived 9 years too late.
  7. Something I learned today

    I just got an electric kettle this weekend in my part of Poland and the Polish wife is just amazed by it. I timed mine (2 litre kettle) and takes exactly 5 mins for full boil. Which is incredibly slow for U.K. standard, but if I was heating up a huge pan of water here on the stove it would take about 30 fucking minutes to boil.
  8. Motorbikes

    Yet not one of you moaning bastards would glass each other in a pub like a real man would.
  9. The DUP claim the world is only 6000 years old, but if you cut May in half and count the rings in her cunt, she has been around longer than that.
  10. How ever long you go down for, it will be a life sentence for your cell mate.
  11. I was with Liz at Buckingham Palace on the morning she got those tweets. She was casually flicking through twitter while have a swan egg on toast, to say she was upset would be an understatement. I thought she showed great constraint by not tweeting back.
  12. 2016/17 Football Season Thread

    Yellow face, black face and a hitler 'tache, very confusing.
  13. Pet Hates!

    First the potato famine, now this. Poland is destitute.
  14. 2016/17 Football Season Thread

  15. 2016/17 Football Season Thread

    A fairly shite piece of satire made utterly amazing by the needless to say, I had the last laugh quote.