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HeinzHines last won the day on March 10 2018

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  1. Is @Cloud still in real Poland, when a lot of others also relocated to Poland's because of him.
  2. I don't want the serious nature of the conversation to deflect from how flipping hilarious this video is.
  3. Quoting jesus is like saying "I am not a sex pest" when you cleary are one.
  4. Like any good tradesman, you've arrived 9 years too late.
  5. I just got an electric kettle this weekend in my part of Poland and the Polish wife is just amazed by it. I timed mine (2 litre kettle) and takes exactly 5 mins for full boil. Which is incredibly slow for U.K. standard, but if I was heating up a huge pan of water here on the stove it would take about 30 fucking minutes to boil.
  6. Yet not one of you moaning bastards would glass each other in a pub like a real man would.
  7. How ever long you go down for, it will be a life sentence for your cell mate.
  8. I was with Liz at Buckingham Palace on the morning she got those tweets. She was casually flicking through twitter while have a swan egg on toast, to say she was upset would be an understatement. I thought she showed great constraint by not tweeting back.
  9. Yellow face, black face and a hitler 'tache, very confusing.
  10. First the potato famine, now this. Poland is destitute.
  11. A fairly shite piece of satire made utterly amazing by the needless to say, I had the last laugh quote.
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