Stroopy121 Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 This could either be in this thread, or the ace-ic thread. Got a lovely message this morning from my girl friends ex, warning me that unless i removed the pictures of his dogs from my facebook page i would be having a hospital visit soon. Turns out he didnt find it amusing when i replied with "i dont have pictures of your mum on my page" Apparently he knows where my flat is and knows where i walk my dog so i should be watching my back when im outside. I love people like that, i have no idea why you would be so stupid as to threaten someone over something like FB. Anyway, Izzy pup would ruin the cunt if he came near me, you dont mess with a 3.5kg Chihuahua. ...pictures of his dog? You can't just leave that one hanging... why do you have pictures of his dog?! xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Because the missus shares them with him. They got two dogs when they were together, they split, and have one of those stupid set ups where the dogs spend weekends at his when he is onshore. Apparently its not cool for me to be around the dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Haha what a tit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Facebook insists on showing me pictures and videos that my friends liked or commented on, my newsfeed is becoming about 50% "funny" pictures. Instead of reading my friends updates it's becoming more like browsing 9gag. It's really spoiling Facebook IMO. This is annoying. Most of what I see now is people liking or commenting on a Buzzfeed article/video links, or something similar. And a comment is simply just a way of tagging someone in now. If you think they'll like it so much, post the link on their wall, or PM them the link. Arse. Or someone will post a status update, and then they'll respond to comments on that status, so it pushes it right up to the top because "so-and-so commented on this", so you'll often see every status update at least twice. I log in to Facebook less and less these days, other than to talk to my Dad and sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Green Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Because the missus shares them with him. They got two dogs when they were together, they split, and have one of those stupid set ups where the dogs spend weekends at his when he is onshore. Apparently its not cool for me to be around the dogs. that is kinda weird. its like shared custodey with dogs instead of children O.o Facebook insists on showing me pictures and videos that my friends liked or commented on, my newsfeed is becoming about 50% "funny" pictures. Instead of reading my friends updates it's becoming more like browsing 9gag. It's really spoiling Facebook IMO. That and inspirational quotes. So many quotes. "In your life, you will find one person who loves you more than any other. Someone who will love you with every part of their energy and soul. Someone who will sacrifice everything for you. Some day you will know who that is. Sometimes, people realize who it was". What? That means nothing. Eat my ass.One of my friends is living out her break up on Facebook. Every day she posts these pictures with text on them like "loving the wrong person doesn't mean you were stupid. It was stupid of that person not to appreciate your love" and "you didn't love her. You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe she was just good for your ego. Maybe she made you feel better about your life. But you didn't love her. BECAUSE YOU DONT DESTROY SOMETHING YOU LOVE". And "Now we're back to how we began. Strangers." And "without you every day is a rainy day. I miss you". Every day she posts this crap. And this is a 34 year old woman, not some lovesick teenager, and they were only dating for like 6 months tops. Meanwhile her ex boyfriend posts his usual stuff and gives not one fuck. It's quite amusing. I put her on my ignore list eventually.lmfao omg i'm actually laughing out loud this made my day XD thank you!!!! it's when people post aviccii (or other chavy shit) lyrics "oh if the sky comes falling down...." someone quoting myley cyrus lyrics "all i wanted was you to let me in" no no no someone shared this pic today it came up on my newsfeedthe disgust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 #necknomination. Fuck off you bellends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 #necknomination. Fuck off you bellends.Top banter tekkers though LOL etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 #necknomination. Fuck off you bellends.What's this? I saw one guy on my post about it but I didn't read it because he posts shite usually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Can someone explain that one? It's cropped up a couple of times on my feed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I watched the video that was on my news feed. It appears to be some kind of pint downing challenge? The guy did a handstand and downed a pint while upside down then nominated someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Ok. Just one question remains... why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Ok. Just one question remains... why? There's some kind of 'craze' amongst the 'youths' whereby they do something and set a challenge for someone else to come and better it apparently. Kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 "hot quines gan oot we ugly loons kuz they have a big nudger... could imagine me gan oot we a stinker and my pals sayin "shes a fukin rat y u gan we her" n me replyin "aye kuz shes got a tight fanny" lol" "Lettin a white person across i road but nae lettin a Pakistani wifee across i road, shoulda seen i look on her face hahahahaaha im in knots" A 'friend' has been liking this lovely gentleman's stati recently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 6, 2014 Report Share Posted February 6, 2014 "hot quines gan oot we ugly loons kuz they have a big nudger... could imagine me gan oot we a stinker and my pals sayin "shes a fukin rat y u gan we her" n me replyin "aye kuz shes got a tight fanny" lol" "Lettin a white person across i road but nae lettin a Pakistani wifee across i road, shoulda seen i look on her face hahahahaaha im in knots" A 'friend' has been liking this lovely gentleman's stati recently.By 'friend' do you mean you've given him the facebook-body-swerve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "Here's some bullshit copypaste about soldiers and how everyone who isn't British should fuck off home! Let's see who's brave enough to leave this on their status for an hour! 98% of people won't!"Yup. You're right. I won't. Good call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 There's fuck all wrong with some #necknomination activity, if approached in the correct way! I've got a friend from Uni on facebook who is now the wife of another friend from back home. She is the single most boring person on the internet, but I keep her around to lift my spirits when I'm down. She's a nice girl but fuck me, it's some boring shit and frighteningly middle class. The worst one ever which had me in bits was something along the lines of "sitting down to some fresh pasta after a fraught day of DIY" Recently there was "Posh tea and homemade brownies... Heaven!!" There's another girl who again, is nice enough in person, but who can't write a status without an accompanying photo of her posing, in exactly the same pose with the same expression, just in a different location/outfit. She seems to spend her whole life drinking champagne and refers to it as bubbles, so Every status is "Tigerlily bubbles!" and her in a bar called Tigerlily, or "Celebration bubbles!" and her our celebrating some inane shit. I can't even explain why but it gives me the fury! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 Those status' remind me of the infamous "Mundane Cunt" Twitter account. What happened to MC? He was a treasure. "The jukebox is being an arsehole" was my utmost personal favourite MC tweet, and possibly the finest Tweet on Twitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 The Most Boring Person I Have On Facebook has posted some inane gold recently. One, posted just after another despite there being an edit button right on the page, said this, "Also , I could really have done without an elderly man (who had previously seemed quite nice) being rude to me. I still don't even understand what happened , because he seemed to go on to say exactly the same thing that I'd just said !! I watched him say absolutely nothing to some very controversial comments which were made by a man. Seems to tell me everything I need to know about his attitude to women. I'm disgusted." I still don't even understand what happened and I read that one about ten times.Then from tonight, "I wore my bargain ,charity shop, fur gilet today. I bought it in Withington on a lovely trip last October." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 This made me laugh because I'm a terrible human being. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 "Times asda shut" Fit times asda shutFit times asda shut?Fit time's asda shut?what time's asda shut?what time is asda shut?What time does Asda shut? nope!... "Times asda shut' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 What. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 This person's status was : "Times asda shut" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 times it shut then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 Nivir shuts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 ayeways open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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