Teabags Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 He might have been the pimp. The money was her float for the night. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 The car might of been on fire and he saved her, drove off into the sun set coz he loved her 5eva. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 He might have been the pimp. The money was her float for the night.Funniest post for a while. Hoors must have floats. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 I used to live down the harbour and once overheard a pro tell some bloke that head was "Nine teen pown nintee nine". True story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 This didn't happen near a school did it jake? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Was she drinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Couldn't this guy have waited until his next day off for a quickie in his backseat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Pet hate: paying for anything in a shop and when they hand you back your change they put the notes in your hand first and the coins on top, meaning you then have to bugger about seperating the two, usually with a heavy carrier bag in your other hand. This situation is even worse if a receipt is thrown into the mix. Cunts. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 automated ppi phone calls at work. everyday, just after 4pm. sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Pet hate: paying for anything in a shop and when they hand you back your change they put the notes in your hand first and the coins on top, meaning you then have to bugger about seperating the two, usually with a heavy carrier bag in your other hand. This situation is even worse if a receipt is thrown into the mix. Cunts.Oh. This is how I did it all the time at the shoppy. WOOPS SORRY.I figured it might then make you less likely to drop anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Yeah. That way I can pour the coins into my coin pouch of t wallet then put the note in. I like it that way. And I never get a receipt cos I care about the environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Yeah. That way I can pour the coins into my coin pouch of t wallet then put the note in. I like it that way. And I never get a receipt cos I care about the environment.EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. Paime is just Doing It Wrong™. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I don't have a coin pouch 'cos im not a willy woofter. Instead i have a man's wallet which has space for notes and cards only.When i worked in a bar (RIP The Ministry) i used to do the exact same thing with putting coins on top of notes and i now regret my actions. If only i could turn back time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 You don't even capitalize I. You're clearly a purse wielding jessie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I just stuff the lot in my pocket and sort it out later. Failing that it's pretty easy to grasp the coins in the notes and use the notes as a funnel to tip coins into pocket. I'm not clear what solution folk expect here. Handed notes, till person awaits notes being put into wallet then hands over coins? I actually hate fannies who take an inordinate amount of time to pay for things and sort out purses/wallets whatever before getting the hell out of the way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I like telling stories about where my money has come from when im paying for goods. Kinda like grandpa Simpson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Coins in palm of hand, followed by notes I can take with my thumb and forefinger. Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I just stuff the lot in my pocket and sort it out later. Failing that it's pretty easy to grasp the coins in the notes and use the notes as a funnel to tip coins into pocket. I'm not clear what solution folk expect here. Handed notes, till person awaits notes being put into wallet then hands over coins? I actually hate fannies who take an inordinate amount of time to pay for things and sort out purses/wallets whatever before getting the hell out of the way.Coins first, then notes on top. It means i can hold the coins in my hand whilst putting the notes into my wallet with the same hand. I can then put the shrapnel into my pocket. Easy, peasy.Nobody said the pet hates had to be logical or sensible.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I don't have a coin pouch 'cos im not a willy woofter. Instead i have a man's wallet which has space for notes and cards only.When i worked in a bar (RIP The Ministry) i used to do the exact same thing with putting coins on top of notes and i now regret my actions. If only i could turn back time.That is fucking rank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I just stuff the lot in my pocket and sort it out later. Failing that it's pretty easy to grasp the coins in the notes and use the notes as a funnel to tip coins into pocket. I'm not clear what solution folk expect here. Handed notes, till person awaits notes being put into wallet then hands over coins? I actually hate fannies who take an inordinate amount of time to pay for things and sort out purses/wallets whatever before getting the hell out of the way.I used to always put the coins on notes, so you can count the change to the customer, also decreases the chances of the notes being dropped/blown if outside.My wife always seems to fanny about when paying for stuff, I usually grab her purse and pay for everything getting rid of change in half the time it takes her to open the purse and look at what she has in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I you're counting out the change to the customer, you go coins first. "Twenty eight, thirty, fifty, two pound, three makes five and five's your tenner. Have a nice day now" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I'm not a fan of that method of receiving change. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Im not a fan of your ma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 This didn't happen near a school did it jake?yes. actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Im not a fan of your ma.apparently she cooks fine food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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