Soda Jerk Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Some cunt ploughed into the side of my van about an hour ago. Was waiting to turn into a junction. Indacators on and some lunatic overtook the car behind me and attempted to over take but i was already halfway across the road!Pet hate- fucking idiots!Did you get out and give him a Clothesline From Hell? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Did you get out and give him a Clothesline From Hell?Yeah, then farooq showed up and gave him a dominator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 lol dominator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Isn't that a kind of pizza? Farooq is a nice guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I saw a guy in Garage with a APA t-shirt on. I want one. Not as a main present mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 "Layla" is on the radio. Fuck Eric Clapton and his shitty guitar playing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 Charity collection bags. Had 6 or 7 through the door in the last few days. Seems a bit much. Most of them are probably bogus as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 Charity collection bags. Had 6 or 7 through the door in the last few days. Seems a bit much. Most of them are probably bogus as well.As in "fill this bag with stuff" or "fill this bag with money"? I have a car-load of shit I'm looking to dump in a charity shop today so need to find one that's actually taking donations!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 Fill the bag with clothes.Most charity shops will take donations and it's usually better for them to take them directly than use the collection companies which will only give some of the donations or some of the money to charity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 As in "fill this bag with stuff" or "fill this bag with money"? I have a car-load of shit I'm looking to dump in a charity shop today so need to find one that's actually taking donations!xxIf your near George Street, Grampian Society for the Blind happily accept donations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 I am fucking seething.Just had this prize bellend in the shop.The back story is as follows.Customer orders a mirror and is told that they usually take around 3 working days to arrive. However the mirror the customer asked for is currently out of stock. We called him and let him know that it might take up to 2 weeks for it come in as it's not available. That was a week and two days ago. He was just in the shop shouting and roaring saying we had treated him shitely and claiming we were having a fucking laugh at his expense. The truth is we've been phoning the supplier every day asking when we are getting this mirror and unfortunately they don't have a clue when this mirror is arriving. He said I was a 'money hungry faggot' and all we were after was his money. HE HASN'T EVEN PAID FOR HIS FUCKING MIRROR YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 What a tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 I am fucking seething.Just had this prize bellend in the shop.The back story is as follows.Customer orders a mirror and is told that they usually take around 3 working days to arrive. However the mirror the customer asked for is currently out of stock. We called him and let him know that it might take up to 2 weeks for it come in as it's not available. That was a week and two days ago. He was just in the shop shouting and roaring saying we had treated him shitely and claiming we were having a fucking laugh at his expense. The truth is we've been phoning the supplier every day asking when we are getting this mirror and unfortunately they don't have a clue when this mirror is arriving. He said I was a 'money hungry faggot' and all we were after was his money. HE HASN'T EVEN PAID FOR HIS FUCKING MIRROR YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Order cancelled, guy told not to come back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 Order cancelled, guy told not to come back.Exactly my reaction. Still fucking raging though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scootray Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 I am fucking seething.Just had this prize bellend in the shop.The back story is as follows.Customer orders a mirror and is told that they usually take around 3 working days to arrive. However the mirror the customer asked for is currently out of stock. We called him and let him know that it might take up to 2 weeks for it come in as it's not available. That was a week and two days ago. He was just in the shop shouting and roaring saying we had treated him shitely and claiming we were having a fucking laugh at his expense. The truth is we've been phoning the supplier every day asking when we are getting this mirror and unfortunately they don't have a clue when this mirror is arriving. He said I was a 'money hungry faggot' and all we were after was his money. HE HASN'T EVEN PAID FOR HIS FUCKING MIRROR YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fuck you man. I didn't call you that. It was "money hungry fucking faggot." Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Work and the people in it. This quote from The Thick of It sums it up. "You look like a week-old party balloon. I just don't want you ending up as one of those 'before he turned the gun on himself' guys.""Actually, I don't even possess a gun,” “Is that all that’s stopping you? Lack of resources?” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 The pricks been back in today.When he showed up I was half expecting an apology for his behaviour yesterday. That wasn't to be.He had brought along his mate who is an 'expert' in 'consumers'. Apparently him being told verbally that it usually takes 3 days to receive a delivery from our supplier is a legally binding agreement and because of my failure to provide the goods required I MUST offer the customer an alternative at a heavily discounted price.Well I fucking erupted. Never have I heard so much shite in my life. If he had came in and apologised I might of fucking helped him out but because he pulled that weak as fuck attempt to scare me into giving a mirror in the shop at a fraction of the cost of it I telt him straight. "Just leave.""I'll blacken this place, nobody will come back, your shop will have to shut down! I've got loads of powerful friends." I seriously doubt you have any friends you miserable cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 The pricks been back in today.When he showed up I was half expecting an apology for his behaviour yesterday. That wasn't to be.He had brought along his mate who is an 'expert' in 'consumers'. Apparently him being told verbally that it usually takes 3 days to receive a delivery from our supplier is a legally binding agreement and because of my failure to provide the goods required I MUST offer the customer an alternative at a heavily discounted price.Well I fucking erupted. Never have I heard so much shite in my life. If he had came in and apologised I might of fucking helped him out but because he pulled that weak as fuck attempt to scare me into giving a mirror in the shop at a fraction of the cost of it I telt him straight. "Just leave.""I'll blacken this place, nobody will come back, your shop will have to shut down! I've got loads of powerful friends." I seriously doubt you have any friends you miserable cunt.What a cunt. I may have taken a different course but it still would have ended up with his drivel I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 The pricks been back in today.When he showed up I was half expecting an apology for his behaviour yesterday. That wasn't to be.He had brought along his mate who is an 'expert' in 'consumers'. Apparently him being told verbally that it usually takes 3 days to receive a delivery from our supplier is a legally binding agreement and because of my failure to provide the goods required I MUST offer the customer an alternative at a heavily discounted price.Well I fucking erupted. Never have I heard so much shite in my life. If he had came in and apologised I might of fucking helped him out but because he pulled that weak as fuck attempt to scare me into giving a mirror in the shop at a fraction of the cost of it I telt him straight. "Just leave.""I'll blacken this place, nobody will come back, your shop will have to shut down! I've got loads of powerful friends." I seriously doubt you have any friends you miserable cunt.Unbelievable. I hate it when folk think they know their rights because they saw it on Watchdog. Did his mate say anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Fuck sake. Verbal fucking contract. What a cunt. Where is it you work? I wanna egg the place and get that cunt blamed. After all, he did enter into a legally binding agreement to fuck the place up.xx 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Unbelievable. I hate it when folk think they know their rights because they saw it on Watchdog. Did his mate say anything?It was his mate who spouted the shite about a it being legal binding contract and that I have to provide an alternative at a discount to make up for the hassle. I fucking phoned and told the boy when I caught wind that it was out of stock last week and told him it might be 2 weeks and he was fine with it. Properly angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 It was his mate who spouted the shite about a it being legal binding contract and that I have to provide an alternative at a discount to make up for the hassle. I fucking phoned and told the boy when I caught wind that it was out of stock last week and told him it might be 2 weeks and he was fine with it. Properly angry.So he verbally accepted that there was going to be a delay? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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